Just after I stepped up to a truck stop men’s room urinal this morning, Mr. Mister’s “Kyrie” started to play. Intentional or not, it was a song made for the moment.
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Work it, girl.
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A mentor once tried to give me a life lesson using a metaphor he hadn’t totally thought through and ended up stalling out before the home stretch.
What’s important is he grumpily crumpled up the piece of paper he was using, threw it in the trash and told me to go to lunch.
My takeaways from this formative moment?
1. Take your damn lunch.
2. It’s fun to say “grumpily crumpled”.
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Each dandelion seed has a pappus, the white feathery hairs that are a dispersal mechanism designed to catch a breeze and glide away to your neighbor’s immaculate lawn. Nature is amazing.
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The Chevrolet Rustbucket Deluxe
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“Is this any way to treat the king of the jungle!? Ooh! Treats!” — Lyon
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Reading some of the "About the company" sections in job listings is like...
Bucksploder BFD — the parent company behind Phlarb, Doinkstream, Herk Gerker, eYuckamundo and 大貓熊陰莖 — has been streamovating one of the world's most quasidurable financial encryptotastic dynamigasms.
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Reynard: “A managers special ham sandwich.”
Yes.
Reynard: “And is the bread strangely wet?”
Also yes.
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Top of job listing:
United States (Remote)
The very last question after filling out pages of their online app:
While this role is fully remote - We are currently hiring in the following US states: CA, CO, TX, IL, WA. Do you currently reside in any of the listed states?
Sigh. Come on, guys.
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It turns out there wasn’t enough room in a Fokker Dr.I triplane for a pizza oven.
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Probably the most important thing I've learned during this job search is that being cheeky doesn't count as SaaS experience.
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The secret to getting past AI job application screening better not be iambic pentameter.
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The North Dakota Bestiary: Little is known about North Dakota’s native hare, the White-Tailed Jackedrabbit, but we do know it never skips leg day.
Reaching speeds of over 80 miles per hour for short distances, this musclebound hare could easily blow past North Dakota’s second-fastest land animal, the pronghorn (60mph), but we’ve never seen them race each other.
Yet. We’re working on it.
Land predators quickly learn to leave these brawny bunnies alone, and it’s not because they won’t be able to catch them in a chase; the jackedrabbit simply never runs from a predator unless it's bored. Instead, it casually waits until the supposed aggressor gets within range, then a well placed and mighty kick sends it soaring past the horizon line.
These are crepuscular critters, so if you’re ever lucky enough to observe one in the wild, it will probably be while it’s flexing or jackhammering on top of a hill at dawn or dusk.
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Gustav is a good listener.
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That’s a sturdy gondola shelf.
