#thingskidssay — Public Fediverse posts
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wife: what would you give daddy's lasagna out of 10
daughter (5 years old at the time): 9 I love it
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wife: what would make it a 10?
daughter: 1!my wife reminded me of this conversation this morning.
I mean she wasn't wrong 1 would make it 10
#thingskidssay #notwrong -
last night kido
"hey Google play baby sleep"so complaining, no listening to ..is only for subscribers bs .
just played the correct onealso
"hey Google how many days is 20 days."
so many not a tech genius 😂
she meant what date in 20 days
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In the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down.
I think "Eh, it's cute"
Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*"
Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.
Kids. They calls em as they sees em.
#parenting #Haircuts #Anglerfish #ThingsKidsSay
(Really no idea on hashtags here... #MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa ?) -
Tonight’s happy meal toys were super Mario themed. Mr4 makes his, and works out how they work. I come back after a minute or two of cleaning and he tells me that he’s made a movie (really it’s an improvised puppet show, but whatever, I’m not, like, a drama teacher or anything) and he’s called it…
The Death of Theatre
I can’t wait to teach him about Theatre of Cruelty and Theatre of the Oppressed.