#thingskidssay — Public Fediverse posts
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Update, he's now 14 and still signs NEVER MINE for "never mind" 🥹 #kodaism #ThingsKidsSay #Linguistics
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summer "daddy did you know when people were flying in the world wars they had to put codes in machines and they flew aeroplanes with engines that spin.... did you used to do that"
once again, how old does she think I am‽‽
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OH: “I’m bored! Cos that cloud guy is SO slow!”
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It’s all fun and games until you fart inside your all-encompassing chicken costume.
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I put on Oliver for me and kiddo to watch while playing with Lego
There are so many questions about why everyone is so mean, poor and hungry.
Then , "is this what it was like when you were younger daddy?
how old does she think I am!!!!
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wife: what would you give daddy's lasagna out of 10
daughter (5 years old at the time): 9 I love it
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wife: what would make it a 10?
daughter: 1!my wife reminded me of this conversation this morning.
I mean she wasn't wrong 1 would make it 10
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last night kido
"hey Google play baby sleep"so complaining, no listening to ..is only for subscribers bs .
just played the correct onealso
"hey Google how many days is 20 days."
so many not a tech genius 😂
she meant what date in 20 days
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My 11 year old started calling dice “math rocks” today. #thingskidssay #silly
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In the meantime, had my hair cut and the front is half an inch too short to go in a ponytail and a piece hangs in front of my face when I look down.
I think "Eh, it's cute"
Eldest son: "That's weird, Mom. You look like... an *anglerfish*"
Complete with "mommy is an anglerfish" song.
Kids. They calls em as they sees em.
#parenting #Haircuts #Anglerfish #ThingsKidsSay
(Really no idea on hashtags here... #MommyIsAnAnglerfishLaLaLa ?) -
My son just asked me with all seriousness, “does G.I. Joe stand for gastrointestinal Joe?” 👀😂
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Summer “my poo is in slow motion” (aged 5)
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‘The people who made this toilet paper are mean!’ -my 7yo son while using a public restroom
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The Best part of me is "my blood stream" because "my blood stream has my blood. Sylvio" (my 7 year old) #kids #ThingsKidsSay
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Asked my 5y/o “If you were in a talent show, what song would you sing?”
She said “$3.99, A&W Song” 🤡☠️
And this is why we’re fat
LOOOOL
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My 7 year old: what game were they playing in Hamilton?
Me: what?
7yo: in the room where it happens
Me: oh that’s just a thing people say… (insert full explanation of politics and “how the game is played”) …and so it wasn’t an *actual* game
7yo: …but how do you know?
Me: (second guesses everything I ever learned about American history)
#HisAndHearsePress #AmericanHistory #Hamilton #TheRoomWhereItHappens #Games #HowTheGameIsPlayed #BoardGames #AIArt #ThingsKidsSay
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Overheard my 8yo yell at my 7yo: I UNDERSTAND EINSTEIN AND HIS CONNECTION TO THE NUCLEAR BOMB
#OH #ThingsKidsSay -
My 10-year-old: Why does “maybe” mean “no” for adults but for kids it means “yes”?
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Tonight’s happy meal toys were super Mario themed. Mr4 makes his, and works out how they work. I come back after a minute or two of cleaning and he tells me that he’s made a movie (really it’s an improvised puppet show, but whatever, I’m not, like, a drama teacher or anything) and he’s called it…
The Death of Theatre
I can’t wait to teach him about Theatre of Cruelty and Theatre of the Oppressed.
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"Dad, I don't think you're using that word 'curfew' correct." #ThingsKidsSay #ItsHardBeingADad