As chosen by survey (the 30th album starting with ‘T’), today’s spotlight is on number 816 from The List, submitted by pjohanneson. Though perhaps “story” is a better word for it. Gather ’round, class…
Once upon a time, there was a group of Martins who decided to live in a House, instead of with a Ricky, or with a Dean (and certainly not with a Hannett). The group came to be known in the neighborhood as “the House Martins” (or, if one was in a hurry, “the Housemartins“).
These Martins liked to make a bunch of sounds together, and liked to give names to short collections of their sounds, like “Happy Hour”, “There Is Always Something There to Remind Me”, or “Think For A Minute”.
Then, one day, during happy hour, something there reminded one of the Martins, and he thought for a minute: “I’m far too Fat and far too Slim to be a Martin in a House. Perhaps I should instead live as a Boy, not in a House.” And so, the Fat Slim Boy (or, as the other Martins started to call him, “Fatboy Slim“) moved out of the House, and the Martins who still lived in the House stopped making a bunch of sounds together.
But then, perhaps again during happy hour, perhaps again because something there reminded them, two of the Martins who were left behind thought for a minute that they still really liked to make a bunch of sounds together. They had heard of a Beautiful place, somewhere down South, where they could continue to make a bunch of sounds together as ex-Martins, perhaps even with others who were not Martins. And so, the ex-Martins moved to the Beautiful South, where they joined some not-Martins, and continued to make a bunch of sounds together.
One day, this new group of ex-Martins and not-Martins decided to make an entire collection of short collections of sounds in honor of sex hotlines and sexy instruments such as the glockenspiel. To ensure the wrong idea was not given by this collection of sounds, they decided to give one short collection of sounds the name “36D”. However, in the end, this short collection of sounds made one of the not-Martins, who was called “Briana”, move away from the Beautiful South, to make her own bunch of sounds.
In 2007, the ex-Martins and not-Martins who were left behind would permanently move away from the Beautiful South, due to “musical similarities”.
((This ridiculous write-up is courtesy of my dog absolutely hating the song “36D” (or, more accurately, hating me singing the song “36D”). Well, that and me also not liking it/the album. And then me having a not-so-crisis-ey crisis in which I didn’t know if I should be sharing my opinion of albums I don’t like on The List. It is true that the lyrics of “36D” (and of some other songs) are partially to blame for Briana Corrigan leaving the band, as is the fact that the entire band has since stated that the song “36D” hasn’t dated well. But the album isn’t just one song, and the band isn’t just one album, and lots of bands/albums we love have cringe-y songs, and my tastes don’t necessarily reflect the quality of an album, etc., etc… And so, my only advice here is, if you’re a dog person, perhaps avoid singing “36D” to it.))
[Alt text for accompanying image: The album artwork is a perhaps a photo, featuring 5 doll faces with various expressions, with each face placed upwards on the back of a striped turtle. The album name is in black font at the top center, and there is a cream-colored background.]
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