#stand-up-comedy — Public Fediverse posts

What would George say 🤔 #whatamIdoinginNewJersey #georgecarlin #standupcomedy #politicalhumor #fcc #kimmelshow #comedians #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTATedwtre0

What would George say 🤔 #whatamIdoinginNewJersey #georgecarlin #standupcomedy #politicalhumor #fcc #kimmelshow #comedians #YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTATedwtre0

Comedian Brian Bates Sets New Special ‘Worried’ With Nate Bargatze’s Nateland Entertainment
#News #BrianBates #BrianBatesWorried #NatelandEntertainment #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/brian-bates-worried-special-youtube-premiere-date-1236999162/

Comedian Brian Bates Sets New Special ‘Worried’ With Nate Bargatze’s Nateland Entertainment
#News #BrianBates #BrianBatesWorried #NatelandEntertainment #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/brian-bates-worried-special-youtube-premiere-date-1236999162/

Rory Scovel Sets New Netflix Comedy Special ‘Show Must Go On’
#News #Netflix #RoryScovel #RoryScovelShowMustGoOn #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/rory-scovel-netflix-special-show-must-go-on-premiere-date-1236997707/

Rory Scovel Sets New Netflix Comedy Special ‘Show Must Go On’
#News #Netflix #RoryScovel #RoryScovelShowMustGoOn #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/rory-scovel-netflix-special-show-must-go-on-premiere-date-1236997707/

Comedian Zach Zucker To Unveil ‘Stamptown’ Variety Special On Netflix In August
#News #Netflix #Stamptown #StandUpComedy #ZachZucker

https://deadline.com/2026/07/stamptown-netflix-special-zach-zucker-sets-premiere-date-1236998914/

Comedian Zach Zucker To Unveil ‘Stamptown’ Variety Special On Netflix In August
#News #Netflix #Stamptown #StandUpComedy #ZachZucker

https://deadline.com/2026/07/stamptown-netflix-special-zach-zucker-sets-premiere-date-1236998914/

Persone con problemi mentali vengono ingiustamente o erroneamente (eufemismo) uccise dalla polizia...
e uno come Paredes viene semplicemente espulso!!?
Il taser gli ci voleva o il tso!

#satira #battute #comicità #standupcomedy

Persone con problemi mentali vengono ingiustamente o erroneamente (eufemismo) uccise dalla polizia...
e uno come Paredes viene semplicemente espulso!!?
Il taser gli ci voleva o il tso!

#satira #battute #comicità #standupcomedy

Sono stanco sentir parlare di Intelligenza Artificiale, da oggi la chiamerò Artificio Intelligente.

Invertiamo l'acronimo italiano/inglese ed è fatta...

#satira #comicità #battute #standupcomedy

Sono stanco sentir parlare di Intelligenza Artificiale, da oggi la chiamerò Artificio Intelligente.

Invertiamo l'acronimo italiano/inglese ed è fatta...

#satira #comicità #battute #standupcomedy

How Wife Katie Thurston’s Cancer Battle Changed Jeff Arcuri & Shaped His Debut Netflix Special – Comedy Means Business Podcast
#News #Podcast #JeffArcuri #JeffArcuriNicetoMeetYou #Netflix #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/jeff-arcuri-katie-thurston-cancer-comedy-means-business-1236998576/

How Wife Katie Thurston’s Cancer Battle Changed Jeff Arcuri & Shaped His Debut Netflix Special – Comedy Means Business Podcast
#News #Podcast #JeffArcuri #JeffArcuriNicetoMeetYou #Netflix #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/jeff-arcuri-katie-thurston-cancer-comedy-means-business-1236998576/

Kelsey Cook Sets Netflix Stand-Up Special ‘Happy Hour’
#News #ComedyMeansBusiness #KelseyCook #KelseyCookHappyHour #Netflix #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/kelsey-cook-netflix-special-happy-hour-premiere-date-1236997042/

Kelsey Cook Sets Netflix Stand-Up Special ‘Happy Hour’
#News #ComedyMeansBusiness #KelseyCook #KelseyCookHappyHour #Netflix #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/kelsey-cook-netflix-special-happy-hour-premiere-date-1236997042/

Google Four Seasons Jeffrey Epstein

#googlefourseasonsjeffreyepstein #fourseasonshotel #epsteinfiles #fourseasonsresort #standupcomedy

Google Four Seasons Jeffrey Epstein

#googlefourseasonsjeffreyepstein #fourseasonshotel #epsteinfiles #fourseasonsresort #standupcomedy

Modern Friendship: Two Coffees, Zero Conversation

You know, I met up with my buddy, Jeff, the other day. We used to be so close, always hanging out, shooting the shit, but now? We might as well be living on different planets! I mean, we arranged this whole thing, he came all the way across town, fought for a parking spot, waited in line for these overpriced coffees… and why? So he could sit there and scroll through TikTok for two hours straight!

I’m not even exaggerating! I get there, I say “Hey, what’s up?” He goes, “Yeah bro, crazy.” Then he starts showing me these videos, “Bro, look at this!” “Dude, check this out!” Every single one starts blasting at full volume, of course.  You’ve got a baby laughing, then suddenly it’s some guy screaming about stocks! I’m sitting there thinking, “What the hell is going on?”

He’s got these headphones too, they’re just sitting there on the table. Decorative headphones, that’s what they are! But nooo, we can’t have those. We gotta share his little algorithm with the entire café! The waiter, the couple next to us, probably people across the street – they’re all part of Jeff’s For You page now!

Imagine you’re just trying to enjoy your chai latte, reading a book or something. Then all of a sudden, you’re subjected to some teenager’s fitness routine, complete with screaming motivational music! And you, trying to have a private conversation with your girlfriend? Tough luck, because now you’re also a financial advisor!

And Jeff just keeps scrolling, scrolling, scrolling! I’m like, “Hey man, what’s new with you?” He barely hears me, just goes “Yeah, bro, crazy,” then hits me with another Reel. One minute it’s a dog barking, the next it’s some dude speaking in robot voices! I have no idea what’s happening anymore!

So here I am, shouting over his phone just to be heard. It’s like trying to talk to a toddler in a candy store! Finally, I tell him to turn it down. He does… But you know what’s really crazy? He’s actually enjoying this! He gets excited when the volume kicks up again. Like he’s living for the chaos!

And we’re not even the only ones! Everyone’s doing this now. Sitting in cafes, not talking to each other. Just staring at their phones, pretending they’re “charging” or whatever. “Oh yeah, we’re still friends. Look, we’re in the same room! See how we’re not looking at each other?” What a crock of shit!

I mean, these apps are clever. TikTok, Instagram Reels… they know how to keep us hooked. You think you’re just scrolling for fun, but really they’re playing mind games! Before you know it, you’re watching some 19 year old beside a rented sports car tell you how to manage your money. “Work on your side hustle, bro! Be your own boss!” What the fuck do you know about that?

And don’t get me started on all the crap we save for later! Recipes we’ll never make, workouts we’ll never do, dream holidays we’ll never afford. It’s like a graveyard of good intentions up in there! Meanwhile, we’re supposed to be friends. You know what we actually talked about? “Yeah, bro, crazy.”

But you know what the real kicker is? He messages me afterwards. “Good seeing you bro. We should do this more often.” Then he sends another video. I open it… and it starts blasting again. Full volume.  In a completely silent room. That’s modern friendship for you…. “Yeah, bro. Crazy”

Modern Friendship: Two Coffees, Zero Conversation

You know, I met up with my buddy, Jeff, the other day. We used to be so close, always hanging out, shooting the shit, but now? We might as well be living on different planets! I mean, we arranged this whole thing, he came all the way across town, fought for a parking spot, waited in line for these overpriced coffees… and why? So he could sit there and scroll through TikTok for two hours straight!

I’m not even exaggerating! I get there, I say “Hey, what’s up?” He goes, “Yeah bro, crazy.” Then he starts showing me these videos, “Bro, look at this!” “Dude, check this out!” Every single one starts blasting at full volume, of course.  You’ve got a baby laughing, then suddenly it’s some guy screaming about stocks! I’m sitting there thinking, “What the hell is going on?”

He’s got these headphones too, they’re just sitting there on the table. Decorative headphones, that’s what they are! But nooo, we can’t have those. We gotta share his little algorithm with the entire café! The waiter, the couple next to us, probably people across the street – they’re all part of Jeff’s For You page now!

Imagine you’re just trying to enjoy your chai latte, reading a book or something. Then all of a sudden, you’re subjected to some teenager’s fitness routine, complete with screaming motivational music! And you, trying to have a private conversation with your girlfriend? Tough luck, because now you’re also a financial advisor!

And Jeff just keeps scrolling, scrolling, scrolling! I’m like, “Hey man, what’s new with you?” He barely hears me, just goes “Yeah, bro, crazy,” then hits me with another Reel. One minute it’s a dog barking, the next it’s some dude speaking in robot voices! I have no idea what’s happening anymore!

So here I am, shouting over his phone just to be heard. It’s like trying to talk to a toddler in a candy store! Finally, I tell him to turn it down. He does… But you know what’s really crazy? He’s actually enjoying this! He gets excited when the volume kicks up again. Like he’s living for the chaos!

And we’re not even the only ones! Everyone’s doing this now. Sitting in cafes, not talking to each other. Just staring at their phones, pretending they’re “charging” or whatever. “Oh yeah, we’re still friends. Look, we’re in the same room! See how we’re not looking at each other?” What a crock of shit!

I mean, these apps are clever. TikTok, Instagram Reels… they know how to keep us hooked. You think you’re just scrolling for fun, but really they’re playing mind games! Before you know it, you’re watching some 19 year old beside a rented sports car tell you how to manage your money. “Work on your side hustle, bro! Be your own boss!” What the fuck do you know about that?

And don’t get me started on all the crap we save for later! Recipes we’ll never make, workouts we’ll never do, dream holidays we’ll never afford. It’s like a graveyard of good intentions up in there! Meanwhile, we’re supposed to be friends. You know what we actually talked about? “Yeah, bro, crazy.”

But you know what the real kicker is? He messages me afterwards. “Good seeing you bro. We should do this more often.” Then he sends another video. I open it… and it starts blasting again. Full volume.  In a completely silent room. That’s modern friendship for you…. “Yeah, bro. Crazy”

Quindi per sillogismo secondo la giustizia dei cretini, se un politico ruba soldi o tenta di rubarli (mettiamo 49 milioni) oppure intasca tangenti facendosi corrompere, o ruba soldi di fondi europei, insomma ruba soldi ai cittadini, questi ultimi hanno il diritto di inseguire il politico e giustiziarlo per strada??!!

Piccoli fasci crescono, siete sicuri di volere questo?

#giustizia #satira #nordio #mattarella #battute #standup #standupcomedy

Quindi per sillogismo secondo la giustizia dei cretini, se un politico ruba soldi o tenta di rubarli (mettiamo 49 milioni) oppure intasca tangenti facendosi corrompere, o ruba soldi di fondi europei, insomma ruba soldi ai cittadini, questi ultimi hanno il diritto di inseguire il politico e giustiziarlo per strada??!!

Piccoli fasci crescono, siete sicuri di volere questo?

#giustizia #satira #nordio #mattarella #battute #standup #standupcomedy

Kevin Hart’s ‘Funny AF’ Drums Up Nearly 42M Views On First Netflix Viewership Report; Katt Williams Lands Top-Performing Special With ‘The Last Report’
#News #FunnyAFwithKevinHart #KattWilliams #KattWilliamsTheLastReport #KevinHart #Netflix #StandUpComedy #TheRoastofKevinHart #WhatWeWatched

https://deadline.com/2026/07/kevin-hart-funny-af-netflix-what-we-watched-katt-williams-1236984588/

Kevin Hart’s ‘Funny AF’ Drums Up Nearly 42M Views On First Netflix Viewership Report; Katt Williams Lands Top-Performing Special With ‘The Last Report’
#News #FunnyAFwithKevinHart #KattWilliams #KattWilliamsTheLastReport #KevinHart #Netflix #StandUpComedy #TheRoastofKevinHart #WhatWeWatched

https://deadline.com/2026/07/kevin-hart-funny-af-netflix-what-we-watched-katt-williams-1236984588/

Veja o momento em que comediante Fernanda Arantes leva cadeirada e é atacada durante show em SC (vídeo): A humorista conseguiu bloquear o objeto com as mãos, pediu que a equipe acionasse a polícia e, em seguida, retomou a apresentação https://www.brasil247.com/ta-nos-trends/veja-o-momento-em-que-comediante-fernanda-arantes-leva-cadeirada-e-e-atacada-durante-show-em-sc-video/ #FernandaArantes #standupcomedy

Veja o momento em que comediante Fernanda Arantes leva cadeirada e é atacada durante show em SC (vídeo): A humorista conseguiu bloquear o objeto com as mãos, pediu que a equipe acionasse a polícia e, em seguida, retomou a apresentação https://www.brasil247.com/ta-nos-trends/veja-o-momento-em-que-comediante-fernanda-arantes-leva-cadeirada-e-e-atacada-durante-show-em-sc-video/ #FernandaArantes #standupcomedy

The last word changes everything.

Tonight’s DC Comedy Writers session explores how a single ending can flip the meaning of an entire sentence, then become the beginning of the next joke.

🪦 Theme: The Last Word

🕣 Monday nights • 8:30 PM Eastern
💻 Zoom

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

#DCComedyWriters #DC_Comedy_Writers #ComedyWriting #StandUpComedy #WritingCommunity #journalism

The last word changes everything.

Tonight’s DC Comedy Writers session explores how a single ending can flip the meaning of an entire sentence, then become the beginning of the next joke.

🪦 Theme: The Last Word

🕣 Monday nights • 8:30 PM Eastern
💻 Zoom

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/9969288414

#DCComedyWriters #DC_Comedy_Writers #ComedyWriting #StandUpComedy #WritingCommunity #journalism

Google Four Seasons Jeffrey Epstein
(Tix in bio)

#standupcomedy #fourseasonshotel #fourseasons #fourseasonsresort #epsteinfiles

Google Four Seasons Jeffrey Epstein
(Tix in bio)

#standupcomedy #fourseasonshotel #fourseasons #fourseasonsresort #epsteinfiles

Whores on Crutches is the tenth #Bravo #standupComedy special by stand-up comedian #KathyGriffin and twelfth overall. It was televised live from the #PechangaResortAndCasino in #TemeculaCalifornia on November 2, 2010, on Bravo and released on October 30, 2012 (2012-10-30), on Bravo as a part of The Kathy Griffin Collection: Red, White & Raw. It was originally called Diva in a Tipi.

Whores on Crutches is the tenth #Bravo #standupComedy special by stand-up comedian #KathyGriffin and twelfth overall. It was televised live from the #PechangaResortAndCasino in #TemeculaCalifornia on November 2, 2010, on Bravo and released on October 30, 2012 (2012-10-30), on Bravo as a part of The Kathy Griffin Collection: Red, White & Raw. It was originally called Diva in a Tipi.

Robin Williams on his Colonoscopy is the funniest #StandUpComedy I've seen in years 🤣
youtu.be/aGuBMfh4A7s?...

Robin Williams: The First Colo...

Robin Williams on his Colonoscopy is the funniest #StandUpComedy I've seen in years 🤣
youtu.be/aGuBMfh4A7s?...

Robin Williams: The First Colo...

So i got another video, and I tired for FOUR HOURS to edit it and my editing software crashed over & over SO...
Anyway -if you want to watch the full unedited set... here :

https://youtu.be/GIkAPxWBkXo?si=KH9I9pEE9gqI170s

#StandUpComedy #StandUp, #StandUpComedian, #AdultComedy, #DryHumor, #SarcasmComedy,

Josh Johnson Talks Timelessness, Topicality, Greedy Thinking & New Beginnings – Comedy Means Business Podcast
#News #Podcast #ComedyMeansBusinessPodcast #HBO #JoshJohnson #JoshJohnsonSymphony #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/josh-johnson-symphony-comedy-band-camp-comedy-means-business-1236971054/

Josh Johnson Talks Timelessness, Topicality, Greedy Thinking & New Beginnings – Comedy Means Business Podcast
#News #Podcast #ComedyMeansBusinessPodcast #HBO #JoshJohnson #JoshJohnsonSymphony #StandUpComedy

https://deadline.com/2026/07/josh-johnson-symphony-comedy-band-camp-comedy-means-business-1236971054/

I know my whites. #shorts #standupcomedy #history

https://youtube.com/shorts/0rL_o8JQ0g4?is=kqHtr75pCehIlO3p

I know my whites. #shorts #standupcomedy #history

https://youtube.com/shorts/0rL_o8JQ0g4?is=kqHtr75pCehIlO3p