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  1. #spoonerism

    @Gaolaitch might need a hand finessing this one…

    What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?

    One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…

    (Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)

  2. #spoonerism

    @Gaolaitch might need a hand finessing this one…

    What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?

    One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…

    (Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)

  3. #spoonerism

    @Gaolaitch might need a hand finessing this one…

    What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?

    One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…

    (Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)

  4. #spoonerism

    @Gaolaitch might need a hand finessing this one…

    What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?

    One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…

    (Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)

  5. William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…

    de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_
    #spoonerism

  6. William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…

    de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_
    #spoonerism

  7. William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…

    de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_
    #spoonerism

  8. William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…

    de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_
    #spoonerism

  9. William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…

    de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_
    #spoonerism

  10. If Dr Spooner had been from Yorkshire, would he have worn a cat flap?

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #spoonerism

  11. If Dr Spooner had been from Yorkshire, would he have worn a cat flap?

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #spoonerism

  12. If Dr Spooner had been from Yorkshire, would he have worn a cat flap?

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #spoonerism

  13. If Dr Spooner had been from Yorkshire, would he have worn a cat flap?

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #spoonerism

  14. Just heard "latiest podum" on the radio.
    That's an odd #spoonerism

  15. "solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔

  16. "solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔

  17. "solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔

  18. "solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔

  19. "solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔

  20. #Spoonerism song of the day:

    The Doors – Fight My Liar

  21. #Spoonerism song of the day:

    The Doors – Fight My Liar

  22. #Spoonerism song of the day:

    The Doors – Fight My Liar

  23. #Spoonerism song of the day:

    The Doors – Fight My Liar

  24. #Spoonerism song of the day:

    The Doors – Fight My Liar

  25. John set out to write a book
    about the world's big brine lakes.
    And even though his words were good,
    they caused the oddest line breaks.

    #spoonerism #schüttelreim

  26. John set out to write a book
    about the world's big brine lakes.
    And even though his words were good,
    they caused the oddest line breaks.

    #spoonerism #schüttelreim