#spoonerism — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #spoonerism, aggregated by home.social.
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@Gaolaitch might need a hand finessing this one…
What’s the difference between the ex-Leicester City captain’s toilet habit and a Frenchman asking you which language you speak?
One is Vardy poo and the other is parlez vous…
(Jamie Vardy… I initially thought he was Varly, which would’ve been better. As is, we’re now *slightly* short of genius)
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Fear is the kind miller
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Fear is the kind miller
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William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Archibald_Spooner
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William Spooner konnte nie leiden, umzuziehen – er hasste es, mit Pöbelmackern zu tun zu haben…
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Archibald_Spooner
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Freddy Mercury Voice:
I want to break free,
I want to fake brie -
Freddy Mercury Voice:
I want to break free,
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If Dr Spooner had been from Yorkshire, would he have worn a cat flap?
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"solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔
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"solar punk" rhymes with "polar sunk", of which it is also an anagram and a #spoonerism 🤔
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When I fumble, I usually stall...
#spoonerism #Shitpost -
When I fumble, I usually stall...
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John set out to write a book
about the world's big brine lakes.
And even though his words were good,
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John set out to write a book
about the world's big brine lakes.
And even though his words were good,
they caused the oddest line breaks. -
It is well known that the dead are gluten intolerant, so put on this toast gown, because we're heading to a ghost town
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It is well known that the dead are gluten intolerant, so put on this toast gown, because we're heading to a ghost town
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Die Sicherung ist durchgebrannt, alles ist dunkel. Ich bin in Ohmnacht gefallen...
#shitpost #spoonerism -
Die Sicherung ist durchgebrannt, alles ist dunkel. Ich bin in Ohmnacht gefallen...
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Lysander refused, on principle and out of an abundance of caution, to ever ask the movie concession stand worker for popcorn.
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Lysander refused, on principle and out of an abundance of caution, to ever ask the movie concession stand worker for popcorn.
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In the next episode of his podcast,
the fisherman talks 'bout his cod past. -
In the next episode of his podcast,
the fisherman talks 'bout his cod past. -
Never fight on fever night unless it's a knife fight with the fife knight.
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Never fight on fever night unless it's a knife fight with the fife knight.
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Fan practices often distinguish in-groups and out-groups.
That is, nerd culture focuses on cult nerdure.
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Fan practices often distinguish in-groups and out-groups.
That is, nerd culture focuses on cult nerdure.
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If you don't have a years-long running group chat with your friends trading #spoonerism one-offs and riddles, you have not yet lived.
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If you don't have a years-long running group chat with your friends trading #spoonerism one-offs and riddles, you have not yet lived.
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So mancher lieber weise ruht,
doch ich pfleg meine Reisewut.
#schüttelreim #spoonerism [many a one wisely rests,
but I cultivate my travel madness.](Gruß an @HarryTheHorrible )
On the way to the @dh2025 with #interrail ticket first class and a #poster on "#ControlledVocabularies for a #KnowledgeGraph on Open Educational Resources" #KG #OER with coauthors @desouki @jodageiger and other colleagues
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So mancher lieber weise ruht,
doch ich pfleg meine Reisewut.
#schüttelreim #spoonerism [many a one wisely rests,
but I cultivate my travel madness.](Gruß an @HarryTheHorrible )
On the way to the @dh2025 with #interrail ticket first class and a #poster on "#ControlledVocabularies for a #KnowledgeGraph on Open Educational Resources" #KG #OER with coauthors @desouki @jodageiger and other colleagues
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Not by me, found it somewhere in the vastness of the net:
For Windows problems, reboot
For Linux problems, be root -
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The fact that "basket of cats" is a perfect #spoonerism for "casket of bats" just tickles me to no end.
https://discuss.systems/@dan/113830645107014146 -
The fact that "basket of cats" is a perfect #spoonerism for "casket of bats" just tickles me to no end.
https://discuss.systems/@dan/113830645107014146 -
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SF’s problem isn’t doom loops, it’s loom dupes. #AI #Spoonerism
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UFO reporter demographics are disproportionally disappointed dentists.
It turns out that sighing flossers easily find flying saucers
