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Fear is the kind miller

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Courtesy of @tang0008:

Have yourself a Larry middle Christmas

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If you don't have a group text of friends feeding each other #spoonerisms and clues for spoonerisms, I be all fad for you.

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Telling the DJ that I liked their Beach Boys mashup, and trying to seem cool and hip, but forgetting the word "slaps":

Yo that pet sounds set pounds

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The fact that one spoonerism of food blog is blood fog tickles me to no end.

I am picturing a PDX Eater review of a vampire hookah bar complaining that the whole experience felt draining.

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It is well known that the dead are gluten intolerant, so put on this toast gown, because we're heading to a ghost town

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Never fight on fever night unless it's a knife fight with the fife knight.

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