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  1. CW: NSFW spreading butt and pooping (visible scat)

    I made this for someone that asked for a video of me #pooping and liked it enough to share here! 🤭 #nsfw #poop #scat #scatkink #scatporn

  2. IMO, "smart toilet camera" should simply not be a thing that exists. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ mstdn.social/@TechCrunch/11565 #tech #pooping

  3. A Simple #System to #Remember Everything You #Read : Medium

    Swooping and #Pooping: These #Seabirds Only #Defecate in Mid-Air and it’s Helping the #Ocean : Disc Mag

    The Power of Digital Twins in Cybersecurity : CACM

    Check our latest #KnowledgeLinks

    knowledgezone.co.in/resources/

  4. 🤣 OMG! I made the dumbest Final Fantasy X edit and I can't stop laughing! 🤣 Prepare for some seriously silly pooping humor! 💩 #FFX #FinalFantasyX #FF10 #FinalFantasy #Pooping #Gaming #Comedy #Edit #OcktavoYT

    youtu.be/nGkw43KD0Vk

  5. @MeanwhileinCanada
    Just remember, folks, your dog is fully capable of pooping wherever it wants.
    It's just as a courtesy to you that it chooses to poop outdoors.
    #Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Poop #Pooping

  6. Hi nerds! We've just released #GoToSocial version 0.16.0 Snappy Sloth into the wild. Look at it go! Climbing trees and all sorts, covered in algae, and #pooping once a week.

    https://github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/releases/tag/v0.16.0

    Thanks to everyone who helped us comb the bugs out of its fur during the release candidate process. We hope the protein you gained from eating the bugs was reward enough.

    As usual, when updating to this version (which you really should, because it's quite good), please read the release notes carefully, particularly the database migration notes; and make sure you don't interrupt the database migrations.

    Ta!

    Highlights of this release (nothing new since 0.16.0-rc1, just reiterating):

    • Sign up / registration: In this release, you can open your instance to new registrations (aka sign-ups) via the new signup page at https://[your-instance.tld]/signup. No more manually creating new users via the CLI :)
      Documentation here: https://docs.gotosocial.org/en/latest/admin/signups/
    • Accounts overview for moderators: To support the new sign-up feature, and help instance admins to moderate, we made a new section in the settings panel where admins + moderators can get an overview of accounts, and filter by instance, status, and more. You'll find this new accounts view in the settings panel.
    • Totally reworked message delivery system and worker queues: We've completely reworked the way GoToSocial sends out messages to your followers and performs worker-related tasks; this should drastically increase the speed that outgoing messages are delivered, especially for users with lots of followers. It also paves the way for future work in terms of persisting worker and message queues over restarts.
    • Account mutes: The account mute API endpoints are now implemented, meaning you can put (timed) mutes of accounts in place, to hide statuses from specific accounts from your home timeline, and/or hide notifications from muted accounts.
    • Accurate account stats: This release introduces code to pull up-to-date counts of statuses, followers, and following from remote instances and show these stats via the API. So now in your client of choice, you should see an accurate count of the number of statuses and followers/following of a given account, no more "0 followers, 0 following, 0 statuses".
    • HTTP header permissions settings: The settings panel now has a section that allows admins to set regular expressions to deny requests depending on HTTP headers.
      Documentation here: https://docs.gotosocial.org/en/latest/admin/request_filtering_modes/
    • Filters v2 implementation: We've now implemented the v2 API for filters, which means you can create more complex filters to hide keywords or statuses, and more clients should be able to create filters on GoToSocial.
    • Send test email: Admins can now use the settings panel to send a test email, to check if their SMTP (email) configuration is valid.
    • Profile API: Clients that use the profile API to delete avatar + header images should now work, since we've now implemented this part of the API.
    • Search operators: We've added a first search operator to GoToSocial, so when you're searching for statuses, you can add from:@[username]@[domain] to your search term, to search only within statuses created by the given account (while still respecting the search limitations we already had in place).
      Documentation here: https://docs.gotosocial.org/en/latest/user_guide/search/
    • Email change: Users can now change their email address in the settings panel without admin intervention.
      Documentation here: https://docs.gotosocial.org/en/latest/user_guide/settings/#email-change
    • Memory usage optimizations: GoToSocial now uses memory more conservatively than before; you should only need about 150-200MiB of memory to run GtS with a full cache, and it will spike less.
  7. With age comes a willingness to concede on certain matters.
    Such as what truth there is in saying,

    "Son, I've had bowel movements that I've found more satisfying than this [insert the less-satisfying-thing]"

    #diminishingreturnsofage #agegracefully #pooping

  8. With age comes a willingness to concede on certain matters.
    Such as what truth there is in saying,

    "Son, I've had bowel movements that I've found more satisfying than this [insert the less-satisfying-thing]"

    #diminishingreturnsofage #agegracefully #pooping

  9. With age comes a willingness to concede on certain matters.
    Such as what truth there is in saying,

    "Son, I've had bowel movements that I've found more satisfying than this [insert the less-satisfying-thing]"

    #diminishingreturnsofage #agegracefully #pooping

  10. A 30 minute demo of the Apple Vision Pro in the store is the perfect amuse-bouche to whet the appetite. It’s the greatest hits of oooos and ahhhhs that leaves you wanting more — enough to make bad decisions with a credit card.

    But once you get home and dig deep, it becomes apparent that this is an amazing product with limited use cases.

    THE GOOD

    Yes, it is absolutely wonderful for photos and videos — particularly panoramas and immersive movies. The speakers are fantastically nice without covering your ears. You can get to inbox zero in a whole new way! (Actually kind of fun.) The operating system is gorgeous and I’d like this design language to flow back to desktop!

    THE MEH

    Safari has a wonky viewport and renders webpages at a large scale. It’s not terribly comfortable after extended use. Window management is annoying and states aren’t currently persistent between sessions. Gestures are wanting — too much pinching and dragging when I’d rather point and flick…

    The last worst thing? It’s impossible to share this thing with others — worse than an iPad without multiple user accounts. A guest can only access after your retina unlocks it. My first Oculus Quest was built for sharing, which I did, A LOT.

    Aside from looking at photos and videos, I can’t think of a darn thing else to do with this thing as it stands.

    I’m certainly not surprising friends with video calls again soon, though it inspired lots of chuckles. Also? My eyes are up here!

    Don’t get me wrong, it’ll get oodles better with refinement and more software. On that note, maybe you’ll run a bunch of apps through Safari in the meantime? Good luck! You get one Safari window with tabs, not multiple instances.

    Again, I realize this is 1.0 — but I don’t think having Slack in a separate window is going to get me excited for the possibilities.

    I tried tried pairing it with a computer and keyboard to see what that’s all about and it never worked after many restarts and work-arounds. I think I know where I’d land with that anyway… My greatest productivity hack is having a single monitor and keeping my desktop(s) clean (IRL and virtual).

    I have the deadline to return this thing noted on the calendar. I’m leaning bye for now and yay for the possibilities.

    If I was a developer I might keep it, but for me? I’d rather save money, watch movies on a television and have a rig that plays Beat Saber with controllers.

    Here’s what I REALLY want out of spatial computing and I can’t believe I’m saying this… I want a dongle. Give me a little thing to track eyes, hands and voice to let me swipe, gesture and blather about what I want to happen on a screen at my desk or couch.

    Heck, maybe what I really want is gestural computing.

    Anyway the Apple Vision Pro is really neat, and I don’t need one right now. I’ll totally loop back on this one.

    Speaking of loops, if Apple ever made a jumper/sweater/hoodie/coat with the magic of that solo knit band, I’d preorder it pronto — it felt so good.

    UPDATE 4/15: I returned the Vision Pro without hassle. This is the first Apple device I think I’ve ever taken back. I felt super bad about it but then made a mental calculation of the many products bought and kept. Apple will be fine.

    https://chrisglass.com/2024/02/06/the-apple-vision-pro-is-amazing-for-one-hour/

    #Apple #headset #picturesOfScreens #pooping #VR

  11. A 30 minute demo of the Apple Vision Pro in the store is the perfect amuse-bouche to whet the appetite. It’s the greatest hits of oooos and ahhhhs that leaves you wanting more — enough to make bad decisions with a credit card.

    But once you get home and dig deep, it becomes apparent that this is an amazing product with limited use cases.

    THE GOOD

    Yes, it is absolutely wonderful for photos and videos — particularly panoramas and immersive movies. The speakers are fantastically nice without covering your ears. You can get to inbox zero in a whole new way! (Actually kind of fun.) The operating system is gorgeous and I’d like this design language to flow back to desktop!

    THE MEH

    Safari has a wonky viewport and renders webpages at a large scale. It’s not terribly comfortable after extended use. Window management is annoying and states aren’t currently persistent between sessions. Gestures are wanting — too much pinching and dragging when I’d rather point and flick…

    The last worst thing? It’s impossible to share this thing with others — worse than an iPad without multiple user accounts. A guest can only access after your retina unlocks it. My first Oculus Quest was built for sharing, which I did, A LOT.

    Aside from looking at photos and videos, I can’t think of a darn thing else to do with this thing as it stands.

    I’m certainly not surprising friends with video calls again soon, though it inspired lots of chuckles. Also? My eyes are up here!

    Don’t get me wrong, it’ll get oodles better with refinement and more software. On that note, maybe you’ll run a bunch of apps through Safari in the meantime? Good luck! You get one Safari window with tabs, not multiple instances. Apparently this is possible but I couldn’t figure it out!

    Again, I realize this is 1.0 — but I don’t think having Slack in a separate window is going to get me excited for the possibilities.

    I tried tried pairing it with a computer and keyboard to see what that’s all about and it never worked after many restarts and work-arounds. I think I know where I’d land with that anyway… My greatest productivity hack is having a single monitor and keeping my desktop(s) clean (IRL and virtual).

    I have the deadline to return this thing noted on the calendar. I’m leaning bye for now and yay for the possibilities.

    If I was a developer I might keep it, but for me? I’d rather save money, watch movies on a television and have a rig that plays Beat Saber with controllers.

    Here’s what I REALLY want out of spatial computing and I can’t believe I’m saying this… I want a dongle. Give me a little thing to track eyes, hands and voice to let me swipe, gesture and blather about what I want to happen on a screen at my desk or couch.

    Heck, maybe what I really want is gestural computing.

    Anyway the Apple Vision Pro is really neat, and I don’t need one right now. I’ll totally loop back on this one.

    Speaking of loops, if Apple ever made a jumper/sweater/hoodie/coat with the magic of that solo knit band, I’d preorder it pronto — it felt so good.

    UPDATE 4/15: I returned the Vision Pro without hassle. This is the first Apple device I think I’ve ever taken back. I felt super bad about it but then made a mental calculation of the many products bought and kept. Apple will be fine.

    https://chrisglass.com/2024/02/06/the-apple-vision-pro-is-amazing-for-one-hour/

    #Apple #headset #picturesOfScreens #pooping #VR

  12. A 30 minute demo of the Apple Vision Pro in the store is the perfect amuse-bouche to whet the appetite. It’s the greatest hits of oooos and ahhhhs that leaves you wanting more — enough to make bad decisions with a credit card.

    But once you get home and dig deep, it becomes apparent that this is an amazing product with limited use cases.

    THE GOOD

    Yes, it is absolutely wonderful for photos and videos — particularly panoramas and immersive movies. The speakers are fantastically nice without covering your ears. You can get to inbox zero in a whole new way! (Actually kind of fun.) The operating system is gorgeous and I’d like this design language to flow back to desktop!

    THE MEH

    Safari has a wonky viewport and renders webpages at a large scale. It’s not terribly comfortable after extended use. Window management is annoying and states aren’t currently persistent between sessions. Gestures are wanting — too much pinching and dragging when I’d rather point and flick…

    The last worst thing? It’s impossible to share this thing with others — worse than an iPad without multiple user accounts. A guest can only access after your retina unlocks it. My first Oculus Quest was built for sharing, which I did, A LOT.

    Aside from looking at photos and videos, I can’t think of a darn thing else to do with this thing as it stands.

    I’m certainly not surprising friends with video calls again soon, though it inspired lots of chuckles. Also? My eyes are up here!

    Don’t get me wrong, it’ll get oodles better with refinement and more software. On that note, maybe you’ll run a bunch of apps through Safari in the meantime? Good luck! You get one Safari window with tabs, not multiple instances. Apparently this is possible but I couldn’t figure it out!

    Again, I realize this is 1.0 — but I don’t think having Slack in a separate window is going to get me excited for the possibilities.

    I tried tried pairing it with a computer and keyboard to see what that’s all about and it never worked after many restarts and work-arounds. I think I know where I’d land with that anyway… My greatest productivity hack is having a single monitor and keeping my desktop(s) clean (IRL and virtual).

    I have the deadline to return this thing noted on the calendar. I’m leaning bye for now and yay for the possibilities.

    If I was a developer I might keep it, but for me? I’d rather save money, watch movies on a television and have a rig that plays Beat Saber with controllers.

    Here’s what I REALLY want out of spatial computing and I can’t believe I’m saying this… I want a dongle. Give me a little thing to track eyes, hands and voice to let me swipe, gesture and blather about what I want to happen on a screen at my desk or couch.

    Heck, maybe what I really want is gestural computing.

    Anyway the Apple Vision Pro is really neat, and I don’t need one right now. I’ll totally loop back on this one.

    Speaking of loops, if Apple ever made a jumper/sweater/hoodie/coat with the magic of that solo knit band, I’d preorder it pronto — it felt so good.

    UPDATE 4/15: I returned the Vision Pro without hassle. This is the first Apple device I think I’ve ever taken back. I felt super bad about it but then made a mental calculation of the many products bought and kept. Apple will be fine.

    https://chrisglass.com/2024/02/06/the-apple-vision-pro-is-amazing-for-one-hour/

    #Apple #headset #picturesOfScreens #pooping #VR

  13. A 30 minute demo of the Apple Vision Pro in the store is the perfect amuse-bouche to whet the appetite. It’s the greatest hits of oooos and ahhhhs that leaves you wanting more — enough to make bad decisions with a credit card.

    But once you get home and dig deep, it becomes apparent that this is an amazing product with limited use cases.

    THE GOOD

    Yes, it is absolutely wonderful for photos and videos — particularly panoramas and immersive movies. The speakers are fantastically nice without covering your ears. You can get to inbox zero in a whole new way! (Actually kind of fun.) The operating system is gorgeous and I’d like this design language to flow back to desktop!

    THE MEH

    Safari has a wonky viewport and renders webpages at a large scale. It’s not terribly comfortable after extended use. Window management is annoying and states aren’t currently persistent between sessions. Gestures are wanting — too much pinching and dragging when I’d rather point and flick…

    The last worst thing? It’s impossible to share this thing with others — worse than an iPad without multiple user accounts. A guest can only access after your retina unlocks it. My first Oculus Quest was built for sharing, which I did, A LOT.

    Aside from looking at photos and videos, I can’t think of a darn thing else to do with this thing as it stands.

    I’m certainly not surprising friends with video calls again soon, though it inspired lots of chuckles. Also? My eyes are up here!

    Don’t get me wrong, it’ll get oodles better with refinement and more software. On that note, maybe you’ll run a bunch of apps through Safari in the meantime? Good luck! You get one Safari window with tabs, not multiple instances. Apparently this is possible but I couldn’t figure it out!

    Again, I realize this is 1.0 — but I don’t think having Slack in a separate window is going to get me excited for the possibilities.

    I tried tried pairing it with a computer and keyboard to see what that’s all about and it never worked after many restarts and work-arounds. I think I know where I’d land with that anyway… My greatest productivity hack is having a single monitor and keeping my desktop(s) clean (IRL and virtual).

    I have the deadline to return this thing noted on the calendar. I’m leaning bye for now and yay for the possibilities.

    If I was a developer I might keep it, but for me? I’d rather save money, watch movies on a television and have a rig that plays Beat Saber with controllers.

    Here’s what I REALLY want out of spatial computing and I can’t believe I’m saying this… I want a dongle. Give me a little thing to track eyes, hands and voice to let me swipe, gesture and blather about what I want to happen on a screen at my desk or couch.

    Heck, maybe what I really want is gestural computing.

    Anyway the Apple Vision Pro is really neat, and I don’t need one right now. I’ll totally loop back on this one.

    Speaking of loops, if Apple ever made a jumper/sweater/hoodie/coat with the magic of that solo knit band, I’d preorder it pronto — it felt so good.

    UPDATE 4/15: I returned the Vision Pro without hassle. This is the first Apple device I think I’ve ever taken back. I felt super bad about it but then made a mental calculation of the many products bought and kept. Apple will be fine.

    https://chrisglass.com/2024/02/06/the-apple-vision-pro-is-amazing-for-one-hour/

    #Apple #headset #picturesOfScreens #pooping #VR

  14. A 30 minute demo of the Apple Vision Pro in the store is the perfect amuse-bouche to whet the appetite. It’s the greatest hits of oooos and ahhhhs that leaves you wanting more — enough to make bad decisions with a credit card.

    But once you get home and dig deep, it becomes apparent that this is an amazing product with limited use cases.

    THE GOOD

    Yes, it is absolutely wonderful for photos and videos — particularly panoramas and immersive movies. The speakers are fantastically nice without covering your ears. You can get to inbox zero in a whole new way! (Actually kind of fun.) The operating system is gorgeous and I’d like this design language to flow back to desktop!

    THE MEH

    Safari has a wonky viewport and renders webpages at a large scale. It’s not terribly comfortable after extended use. Window management is annoying and states aren’t currently persistent between sessions. Gestures are wanting — too much pinching and dragging when I’d rather point and flick…

    The last worst thing? It’s impossible to share this thing with others — worse than an iPad without multiple user accounts. A guest can only access after your retina unlocks it. My first Oculus Quest was built for sharing, which I did, A LOT.

    Aside from looking at photos and videos, I can’t think of a darn thing else to do with this thing as it stands.

    I’m certainly not surprising friends with video calls again soon, though it inspired lots of chuckles. Also? My eyes are up here!

    Don’t get me wrong, it’ll get oodles better with refinement and more software. On that note, maybe you’ll run a bunch of apps through Safari in the meantime? Good luck! You get one Safari window with tabs, not multiple instances.

    Again, I realize this is 1.0 — but I don’t think having Slack in a separate window is going to get me excited for the possibilities.

    I tried tried pairing it with a computer and keyboard to see what that’s all about and it never worked after many restarts and work-arounds. I think I know where I’d land with that anyway… My greatest productivity hack is having a single monitor and keeping my desktop(s) clean (IRL and virtual).

    I have the deadline to return this thing noted on the calendar. I’m leaning bye for now and yay for the possibilities.

    If I was a developer I might keep it, but for me? I’d rather save money, watch movies on a television and have a rig that plays Beat Saber with controllers.

    Here’s what I REALLY want out of spatial computing and I can’t believe I’m saying this… I want a dongle. Give me a little thing to track eyes, hands and voice to let me swipe, gesture and blather about what I want to happen on a screen at my desk or couch.

    Heck, maybe what I really want is gestural computing.

    Anyway the Apple Vision Pro is really neat, and I don’t need one right now. I’ll totally loop back on this one.

    Speaking of loops, if Apple ever made a jumper/sweater/hoodie/coat with the magic of that solo knit band, I’d preorder it pronto — it felt so good.

    UPDATE 4/15: I returned the Vision Pro without hassle. This is the first Apple device I think I’ve ever taken back. I felt super bad about it but then made a mental calculation of the many products bought and kept. Apple will be fine.

    https://chrisglass.com/2024/02/06/the-apple-vision-pro-is-amazing-for-one-hour/

    #Apple #headset #picturesOfScreens #pooping #VR

  15. CW: Messy diaper, Diaperfur

    Commissioned shaded art piece for Ginger mouse @pup_messy over on 'X' 
    twitter.com/pup_messy

    Aww such a cute stinker damien. Ooh even he's surprised at how fully packed >:3

    [Give them a huge round of applause... This is my FIRST EVERRR SALE.... finally, after so long...]
    you dont know how much this means to me <3... 

    If you would like an art piece custom yourself.. contact me :)
    Again, big tahnks to @pup_messy (or Ginger Mouse)
    Edit: I added the timelapse. enjoy the process :)

    #diaper #messing #messy #full #onesie #sag #droop #soggy #husky #dalmatian #spotted #pushies #pushing #pooping #poop #bib #diaperfur #grunting #pat #check #abdl

  16. CW: Messy diaper, Diaperfur

    Commissioned shaded art piece for Ginger mouse @pup_messy over on 'X' 
    twitter.com/pup_messy

    Aww such a cute stinker damien. Ooh even he's surprised at how fully packed >:3

    [Give them a huge round of applause... This is my FIRST EVERRR SALE.... finally, after so long...]
    you dont know how much this means to me <3... 

    If you would like an art piece custom yourself.. contact me :)
    Again, big tahnks to @pup_messy (or Ginger Mouse)
    Edit: I added the timelapse. enjoy the process :)

    #diaper #messing #messy #full #onesie #sag #droop #soggy #husky #dalmatian #spotted #pushies #pushing #pooping #poop #bib #diaperfur #grunting #pat #check #abdl

  17. Live pooping from The Comedy Magic Cabaret on Hilton Head Island.

    #travel #HHI #pooping

  18. #🎥

    #TheAtlantic— For a #lavish and #expensive #epic about #1920s #Hollywood, Damien #Chazelle’s new #film, #Babylon, introduces itself about as #scatologically as possible. In its first sequence, a harried gofer named Manny Torres (played by Diego #Calva) tries to transport an elephant into the #Hollywood Hills for a big-shot #producer’s party, a #farcical #task that ends with the #elephant #pooping on the camera #lens—in a way, on the #viewers #themselves.

    theatlantic.com

  19. #🎥

    #TheAtlantic— For a #lavish and #expensive #epic about #1920s #Hollywood, Damien #Chazelle’s new #film, #Babylon, introduces itself about as #scatologically as possible. In its first sequence, a harried gofer named Manny Torres (played by Diego #Calva) tries to transport an elephant into the #Hollywood Hills for a big-shot #producer’s party, a #farcical #task that ends with the #elephant #pooping on the camera #lens—in a way, on the #viewers #themselves.

    theatlantic.com