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  1. There are 2 cats in this picture. Can you see them? I was in the right place at the right time. #AltText provides a better description of how little time I had to capture this photo.

    #CatsOfMastodon #TabbyTuesday #Tuesday #BoxCat #Peak #PerfectTiming

  2. There are 2 cats in this picture. Can you see them? I was in the right place at the right time. #AltText provides a better description of how little time I had to capture this photo.

    #CatsOfMastodon #TabbyTuesday #Tuesday #BoxCat #Peak #PerfectTiming

  3. There are 2 cats in this picture. Can you see them? I was in the right place at the right time. #AltText provides a better description of how little time I had to capture this photo.

    #CatsOfMastodon #TabbyTuesday #Tuesday #BoxCat #Peak #PerfectTiming

  4. There are 2 cats in this picture. Can you see them? I was in the right place at the right time. #AltText provides a better description of how little time I had to capture this photo.

    #CatsOfMastodon #TabbyTuesday #Tuesday #BoxCat #Peak #PerfectTiming

  5. Factory conversations be like… 😏

    Some guy starts bragging about how huge he is.

    Lady fires back: “You need 12 inches for that.”

    Perfect silence. Everyone assumes I’m not listening. 👂😂

    I look over and say:
    “I can do that… I’d just have to put it in twice.”

    The pause.

    Then absolute laughter.

    Hey—no one said it had to be in one shot.

    Math is math. 🤷‍♂️😂

    #FactoryTalk
    #WorkplaceHumor
    #PerfectTiming
    #Overheard
    #MathChecksOut
    #DidNotSeeThatComing
    #AdultHumor
    #SenseOfHumor
    #PeopleAtWork

  6. Estaba leyendo lo de Ayuso y justo ha saltado en el spotify "everybody knows that you are insane" de los qotsa. #perfecttiming

  7. This Swedish "pocket" copy of my second novel is supercute. It's so tiny, it makes Bailey look big. 🐈‍⬛
    #PerfectTiming

  8. This Swedish "pocket" copy of my second novel is supercute. It's so tiny, it makes Bailey look big. 🐈‍⬛
    #PerfectTiming

  9. This Swedish "pocket" copy of my second novel is supercute. It's so tiny, it makes Bailey look big. 🐈‍⬛
    #PerfectTiming

  10. This is a collage that I call a series of misfortune. I was feeding my granddaughter those tasty snacks called Bugles and snapping photographs with my D200 when she was a baby. Well all was cute and fine until she threw up on me!!! #nikonD200 #babypics #cute #puke #photography #perfecttiming #steptoeedwall

  11. This is a collage that I call a series of misfortune. I was feeding my granddaughter those tasty snacks called Bugles and snapping photographs with my D200 when she was a baby. Well all was cute and fine until she threw up on me!!! #nikonD200 #babypics #cute #puke #photography #perfecttiming #steptoeedwall

  12. I'm listening to #TheMartian 🧑‍🚀 by @andyweirauthor during my morning runs and today I was tickled to hear #WesternAustralia get a mention. Spoiler: Apparently the main character plans to move here to escape #Idaho (!) and potatoes 🥔. Just happens that we're in the midst of a spud shortage right now. #perfecttiming

  13. I'm listening to #TheMartian 🧑‍🚀 by @andyweirauthor during my morning runs and today I was tickled to hear #WesternAustralia get a mention. Spoiler: Apparently the main character plans to move here to escape #Idaho (!) and potatoes 🥔. Just happens that we're in the midst of a spud shortage right now. #perfecttiming

  14. I'm listening to #TheMartian 🧑‍🚀 by @andyweirauthor during my morning runs and today I was tickled to hear #WesternAustralia get a mention. Spoiler: Apparently the main character plans to move here to escape #Idaho (!) and potatoes 🥔. Just happens that we're in the midst of a spud shortage right now. #perfecttiming

  15. I'm listening to #TheMartian 🧑‍🚀 by @andyweirauthor during my morning runs and today I was tickled to hear #WesternAustralia get a mention. Spoiler: Apparently the main character plans to move here to escape #Idaho (!) and potatoes 🥔. Just happens that we're in the midst of a spud shortage right now. #perfecttiming

  16. I'm listening to #TheMartian 🧑‍🚀 by @andyweirauthor during my morning runs and today I was tickled to hear #WesternAustralia get a mention. Spoiler: Apparently the main character plans to move here to escape #Idaho (!) and potatoes 🥔. Just happens that we're in the midst of a spud shortage right now. #perfecttiming

  17. Nous sommes loin de la maison, avec bagages réduits.

    Et ce soir la pauvre haricote... Vient de repeindre son lit parapluie, sa seule turbulette, l'un de ses deux doudous et tout de vomi.

    Nous dormons dans la même chambre. Ça empèste. Demain une grosse journée nous attend.

    #perfectTiming

  18. Nous sommes loin de la maison, avec bagages réduits.

    Et ce soir la pauvre haricote... Vient de repeindre son lit parapluie, sa seule turbulette, l'un de ses deux doudous et tout de vomi.

    Nous dormons dans la même chambre. Ça empèste. Demain une grosse journée nous attend.

    #perfectTiming

  19. Nous sommes loin de la maison, avec bagages réduits.

    Et ce soir la pauvre haricote... Vient de repeindre son lit parapluie, sa seule turbulette, l'un de ses deux doudous et tout de vomi.

    Nous dormons dans la même chambre. Ça empèste. Demain une grosse journée nous attend.

    #perfectTiming

  20. Nous sommes loin de la maison, avec bagages réduits.

    Et ce soir la pauvre haricote... Vient de repeindre son lit parapluie, sa seule turbulette, l'un de ses deux doudous et tout de vomi.

    Nous dormons dans la même chambre. Ça empèste. Demain une grosse journée nous attend.

    #perfectTiming