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#notfair — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. @shochi_hh you in Europe get those at 57% ABV, while we in the USA only get them at 50% ABV. 50% is still very good, but could we at least get a fifth of a gallon instead of only 70 cl? 😒 #whisky #notfair

  2. @SteveThompson
    Why can't the monkey distribution system select me? #NotFair

  3. After spending the holidays with a more relaxed approach to meals and meal times, I’m trying to eliminate after dinner snacks.
    Offspring has made a huge bowl of popcorn, and the smell is wafting through the house. 🍿
    #NotFair 🤤😅

  4. Flashback to December 2022 when Rosie and Susie learned that the Elf on the Shelf is a snitch.

    Pay no attention to the elf. Have a good week everyone!

    #NotFair #ElfLies
    #Mondog
    #Dogs
    #DogsOfMastodon

  5. R to @hkdc_us: Originally, it seemed most appropriate to ignore the #FakeElection because it's so clearly #NotFree & #NotFair, but now that the #HongKong government's arresting people in HK & issuing arrest warrants for people abroad who said #DontVote, it's important to show why they say that. nitter.hongkongers.net/hkdc_us

  6. When kids do it, it's cute. When you do it as an adult, it's called harassment.

    #notfair

  7. @[email protected] Hey @[email protected] can I sue @[email protected]’s for filming me from this angle? I look like a sausage ready to burst. #NotFair

  8. Looks like I actually have to actively root for roots to happen #NotFair

  9. Shout out to all my folkes who only get one load of presents each year.

    #christmas #birthday #NotFair

  10. Still trying to grok *why* BRA got the penalty kick against KOR. 🧐

    How is it a foul if you jump in front of me from behind me when I’m kicking the ball?

    #BRAKOR #SMH #WTF #WorldCup #Football #NotFair

  11. @Dr_Brian_Pet

    But they're waiting to take your call, doc!

    AND your identity. It's a twofer!

    I always thought it was funny when they followed me when I've got the :nyancat_rainbow: on my profile. I mean where are all the hot, young men ready to rob me blind. #NotFair

  12. @shakiguani
    The first picture is of a virgin female. The second – is the same female but mated. After mating, the females develop a plug that covers the whole epigyne most likely to secure paternity. So, females mate only once compared to males #notfair