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  1. A little more than half a billion dollars.To play pro football for two seasons. This is way beyond disgusting.
    #ICantEven

    “The new money on the deal is worth $239.05 million, with the total value now at $504.75 million from 2026 through 2033, with the first four years being guaranteed at signing. All $504.75 million becomes guaranteed through contract mechanisms.” - ESPN

    espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/490219

  2. A little more than half a billion dollars.To play pro football for two seasons. This is way beyond disgusting.
    #ICantEven

    “The new money on the deal is worth $239.05 million, with the total value now at $504.75 million from 2026 through 2033, with the first four years being guaranteed at signing. All $504.75 million becomes guaranteed through contract mechanisms.” - ESPN

    espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/490219

  3. #mannmannmann #icanteven ich installiere eine #android app vom #cornell Media Lab - kostenlos, ich starte die app, sie will eine E-Mail-Adresse von mir, ich lese mir gar nicht mehr durch, wofür sie meint, diese zu brauchen, ich deinstalliere die app. Ich weiß, die haben alle lack gesoffen. Ich wäre nur neugierig darauf, wie viel?

  4. #mannmannmann #icanteven ich installiere eine #android app vom #cornell Media Lab - kostenlos, ich starte die app, sie will eine E-Mail-Adresse von mir, ich lese mir gar nicht mehr durch, wofür sie meint, diese zu brauchen, ich deinstalliere die app. Ich weiß, die haben alle lack gesoffen. Ich wäre nur neugierig darauf, wie viel?

  5. One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?

    Yeah. It's SO much fun.

    #CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #WTF

  6. One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?

    Yeah. It's SO much fun.

    #CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #WTF

  7. Before kids: “My house will always be clean.”
    After kids: “I think that stain’s from Halloween… last year.” 🎃

    #ParentingReality #MomLife #BabyYumYum #ICantEven

  8. 🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
    nature.com/articles/d41586-026 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  9. 🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
    nature.com/articles/d41586-026 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Me: Please don’t lick that.
    Toddler: Proceeds to lick it more passionately than ever before 😐

    #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #BabyYumYum

  11. Being a mom means never going anywhere without a snack, a toy, and an emergency wet wipe. 🍼

    #MomLife #AlwaysPrepared #MomBag #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY

  12. The fastest way to make a toddler cry hysterically? Give them exactly what they asked for. 🤨

    #MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TantrumForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY

  13. Before kids: My handbag had makeup & essentials. After kids: It has a toy car, a half-eaten biscuit & a sock. 🎒🤦♀️

    #MomLife #MumBagMysteries #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

  14. I told my child to ‘be careful’. They immediately made riskier life choices. 🤦♀️

    #MomLife #FearlessToddler #WhyTho #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY

  15. My toddler just whispered ‘Mommy, I love you’ then asked me to buy them something. Cute. Manipulative. Expensive. 💸

    #MomLife #TinyScammer #ICantEven #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #BabyYumYum #BYY

  16. My child took 3 bites of dinner and declared themselves ‘too full’… Then ate an entire dessert 5 minutes later. 🍰🙃

    #MomLife #ParentingFails #ICantEven #ToddlersBeWild #BabyYumYum #BYY

  17. 🎉 Willkommen zu einer neuen Folge von

    👀 #NachrichtenOderSatire!

    🥁 Heute mit uff *maassiert sich die Nasenwurzel* kannste dir nicht ausdenken:

    „Too Woke: Trump Administration bans Calibri font, demands return to Times New Roman”

    #uspol #trump #rubio #idiocracy #AgeOfStupid #NowTHISwillMAGA #iCantEven #fonts #AlleBekloppt #DEI

  18. 🎉 Willkommen zu einer neuen Folge von

    👀 #NachrichtenOderSatire!

    🥁 Heute mit uff *maassiert sich die Nasenwurzel* kannste dir nicht ausdenken:

    „Too Woke: Trump Administration bans Calibri font, demands return to Times New Roman”

    #uspol #trump #rubio #idiocracy #AgeOfStupid #NowTHISwillMAGA #iCantEven #fonts #AlleBekloppt #DEI

  19. I really struggle with #facebook these days. The only reason I have one is for animal rescue. It's this kinda shit though.....

    #uspol #kanyewest #icanteven

  20. CW: Wall of text, wall of tags. I'm learning accounting, feck you

    Like, imagine you have a wallet with $10, then let someone borrow $2.

    Assuming nothing else at all happens,
    Your wallet value is still worth $10.
    The $2 technically sitting in their pocket still counts as $2 of your assets.

    With that, you debit the Accounts Receivable account $2 to record where that value went to.

    But the $2 debit to the Accounts Receivable has to have come from somewhere.

    To keep the balance of your Total Assets, another account somewhere has to credit that $2.

    We have a lot of different accounts to consider where that $2 came from.

    We could say, "credit the Cash On Hand account the $2!" And that's that.
    $8 in your wallet, and $2 in their pocket. Your assets are a balanced $10.

    What if $2 value you gave them was just $2 worth in paperclips? We'll credit the Paperclips account $2 of its value on the journal entry.
    (the journal entry form is a record of debits and credits from all accounts,
    balancing the credits and debits)

    What if the borrowed $2 was paying for a $2 drink on a credit card? Then we'll credit the credit card, with an extra step to balance the Accounting Equation

    Since Assets = Liabilities + Equity
    Debits will decrease the value on the Liabilities & Equity side, and credits will increase it.

    An edit for the Wafrn records: an in-line pic! woohoo

    ALT TEXT: pictured is a T-diagram, with the equation "Assets = Liabilities + Owners' Equity" above the T. The bottom left under Assets includes two smaller T-diagrams, one for each Asset account, "Cash" and "Accounts Receivable." In the smaller T-diagrams is written "Debit +" on the right & "Credit -" on the left. This means Debits increase the balances of the "Cash" and "A.R" accounts, and Credits decrease them. Referring back to the major T-diagram, the bottom right under "Liabilities + Owners' Equity" are four smaller T-diagrams, one for each Liability/Equity account, "Accounts Payable," "Retained Earnings," "Expenses," and "Revenue." The "Expenses" T-diagram shows that Debits increase its balance, and Credits decrease its balance. The other T-diagrams for "Accounts Payable," "Retained Earnings," and "Revenue" show that Debits decrease their balances, and Credits increase their balances.  
    END ALT TEXT?
    


    Link to article source of this pic. It's basically everything I've had to learn this week.

    The Assets side gets a +$2 by debiting the Accounts Receivable accounts, and on the other side of the equation, Liabilities gets a +$2 by crediting the credit card.

    Once they pay you back, Accounts Receivable gets credited $2, and the debit must have a destination, whether it's as a debit to increase another asset, or a debit to a liability or equity (and decrease the absolute value of said liability or equity).

    But what if we planned to just owe that someone $2 less the next time we borrow money from them? Then there's more steps

    Accounts Payable, a Liability, gets -$2 on its side of the equation. We basically gave them $2, and now we owe them $2 less in our debt to them.
    Debit transactions lower the balance of Liabilities/Equity,
    So we'll record a $2 debit to Accounts Payable

    On the Assets side of the equation, there must also be a minus $2 happening. Some asset account (Cash On Hand for example) must record a $2 credit

    The end result for this shenanigans will look like:
    Liabilities went down $2 in value, but also Assets went down $2 in value


    #LONG-STORY-IS #MY-BOYFRIEND-TRIGGERED-ME #AND-I-WROTE-ALL-THIS #IN-ONE-FUCKING-TEXT #but-I-also-know-he's-a-sweetie-pie-and-means-well #also-I-realized-one-hour-in-(out-of-two-hours-composing) #that-seNDING-HIM-A-FUCKING-LONG-ASS-AND-NARROW-ESSAY-OF-A-TEXT-IS-TRIGGERING-TOO #IT'S-BORDERLINE-A-DECLARATION-OF-WAR #A-WAR-OF-TWO-TRIGGERED-BABIES #anyway-all-I-said-that-started-this-was #I'm-still-studying'-I-know-it's-late'-debit-and-credit-mean-something-else-in-accounting #AND-HE-REPLIED #'Ohhh?-Debit-increases-assets;-credit-decreases-assets' #AND-I-CAN'T-REPLY-RIGHT-AWAY #I-CAN'T-EVEN #BECAUSE-I'M-BUSY-TRYING-TO-CONSTRUCT-THE-ACCOUNTING-TOWWR-OF-BABEL-LOGIC-PUZZLE-IN-MY-BRAIN-PLACE-HERE #AT-THE-SAME-TIME-WRITING-THIS-TEXT(S)-TO-EXPLAIN-WHAT-I'M-LEARNING #WHICH-Is-thankfully-just-another-good-way-to-study-anyway #AND-HE-ADDS-SCREENSHOTS-OF-HIS-SPREADSHEETS-FROM-TRANSCRIBING-ONE-OF-HIS-BANK-STATEMENTS #MY-BROTHER-IN-CHRIST-I-DIDNT-FUCKING-ASK-FOR-YOU-TO-BOMBARD-ME-WITH-HOW-EASY-ACCOUNTING-IS #THERE-ARE-STEPS #IT'S-NOT-JUST-TWO-STEPS #ALSO-UR-DEBITS-IN-UR-SCREENSHPT-ARE-SUBTRACTIONS-FROM-THAT-CHECKING-ACCOUNT #THIS-ISN'T-THE-SAME #I-CANNOT #I-I-CANNOT-EVEN #so-I'm-doing-the-also-not-mature-thing-and-venting-to-a-public-secluded-space-on-the-internet-uwu #also-if-you-know-accounting-and-saw-that-I-totally-misunderstood-something-given-the-way-I-explained-my-above-accounting-examples #PLEASE-TELL-ME-I-BEG-YOU #accounting-is-a-handful-more-than-I-expected-it-to-be #be-assured-that-I'm-responsible-enough-to-cross-reference #sources-are-cool #sorry-I-don't-have-any-sources-for-terms-and-ideas-'-just-pics-I'm-gonna-try-to-link-to #scrapbooking #edits-made-to-enhance-post-for-accessibility-and-spice
  21. CW: Wall of text, wall of tags. I'm learning accounting, feck you

    Like, imagine you have a wallet with $10, then let someone borrow $2.

    Assuming nothing else at all happens,
    Your wallet value is still worth $10.
    The $2 technically sitting in their pocket still counts as $2 of your assets.

    With that, you debit the Accounts Receivable account $2 to record where that value went to.

    But the $2 debit to the Accounts Receivable has to have come from somewhere.

    To keep the balance of your Total Assets, another account somewhere has to credit that $2.

    We have a lot of different accounts to consider where that $2 came from.

    We could say, "credit the Cash On Hand account the $2!" And that's that.
    $8 in your wallet, and $2 in their pocket. Your assets are a balanced $10.

    What if $2 value you gave them was just $2 worth in paperclips? We'll credit the Paperclips account $2 of its value on the journal entry.
    (the journal entry form is a record of debits and credits from all accounts,
    balancing the credits and debits)

    What if the borrowed $2 was paying for a $2 drink on a credit card? Then we'll credit the credit card, with an extra step to balance the Accounting Equation

    Since Assets = Liabilities + Equity
    Debits will decrease the value on the Liabilities & Equity side, and credits will increase it.

    An edit for the Wafrn records: an in-line pic! woohoo

    ALT TEXT: pictured is a T-diagram, with the equation "Assets = Liabilities + Owners' Equity" above the T. The bottom left under Assets includes two smaller T-diagrams, one for each Asset account, "Cash" and "Accounts Receivable." In the smaller T-diagrams is written "Debit +" on the right & "Credit -" on the left. This means Debits increase the balances of the "Cash" and "A.R" accounts, and Credits decrease them. Referring back to the major T-diagram, the bottom right under "Liabilities + Owners' Equity" are four smaller T-diagrams, one for each Liability/Equity account, "Accounts Payable," "Retained Earnings," "Expenses," and "Revenue." The "Expenses" T-diagram shows that Debits increase its balance, and Credits decrease its balance. The other T-diagrams for "Accounts Payable," "Retained Earnings," and "Revenue" show that Debits decrease their balances, and Credits increase their balances.  
    END ALT TEXT?
    


    Link to article source of this pic. It's basically everything I've had to learn this week.

    The Assets side gets a +$2 by debiting the Accounts Receivable accounts, and on the other side of the equation, Liabilities gets a +$2 by crediting the credit card.

    Once they pay you back, Accounts Receivable gets credited $2, and the debit must have a destination, whether it's as a debit to increase another asset, or a debit to a liability or equity (and decrease the absolute value of said liability or equity).

    But what if we planned to just owe that someone $2 less the next time we borrow money from them? Then there's more steps

    Accounts Payable, a Liability, gets -$2 on its side of the equation. We basically gave them $2, and now we owe them $2 less in our debt to them.
    Debit transactions lower the balance of Liabilities/Equity,
    So we'll record a $2 debit to Accounts Payable

    On the Assets side of the equation, there must also be a minus $2 happening. Some asset account (Cash On Hand for example) must record a $2 credit

    The end result for this shenanigans will look like:
    Liabilities went down $2 in value, but also Assets went down $2 in value


    #LONG-STORY-IS #MY-BOYFRIEND-TRIGGERED-ME #AND-I-WROTE-ALL-THIS #IN-ONE-FUCKING-TEXT #but-I-also-know-he's-a-sweetie-pie-and-means-well #also-I-realized-one-hour-in-(out-of-two-hours-composing) #that-seNDING-HIM-A-FUCKING-LONG-ASS-AND-NARROW-ESSAY-OF-A-TEXT-IS-TRIGGERING-TOO #IT'S-BORDERLINE-A-DECLARATION-OF-WAR #A-WAR-OF-TWO-TRIGGERED-BABIES #anyway-all-I-said-that-started-this-was #I'm-still-studying'-I-know-it's-late'-debit-and-credit-mean-something-else-in-accounting #AND-HE-REPLIED #'Ohhh?-Debit-increases-assets;-credit-decreases-assets' #AND-I-CAN'T-REPLY-RIGHT-AWAY #I-CAN'T-EVEN #BECAUSE-I'M-BUSY-TRYING-TO-CONSTRUCT-THE-ACCOUNTING-TOWWR-OF-BABEL-LOGIC-PUZZLE-IN-MY-BRAIN-PLACE-HERE #AT-THE-SAME-TIME-WRITING-THIS-TEXT(S)-TO-EXPLAIN-WHAT-I'M-LEARNING #WHICH-Is-thankfully-just-another-good-way-to-study-anyway #AND-HE-ADDS-SCREENSHOTS-OF-HIS-SPREADSHEETS-FROM-TRANSCRIBING-ONE-OF-HIS-BANK-STATEMENTS #MY-BROTHER-IN-CHRIST-I-DIDNT-FUCKING-ASK-FOR-YOU-TO-BOMBARD-ME-WITH-HOW-EASY-ACCOUNTING-IS #THERE-ARE-STEPS #IT'S-NOT-JUST-TWO-STEPS #ALSO-UR-DEBITS-IN-UR-SCREENSHPT-ARE-SUBTRACTIONS-FROM-THAT-CHECKING-ACCOUNT #THIS-ISN'T-THE-SAME #I-CANNOT #I-I-CANNOT-EVEN #so-I'm-doing-the-also-not-mature-thing-and-venting-to-a-public-secluded-space-on-the-internet-uwu #also-if-you-know-accounting-and-saw-that-I-totally-misunderstood-something-given-the-way-I-explained-my-above-accounting-examples #PLEASE-TELL-ME-I-BEG-YOU #accounting-is-a-handful-more-than-I-expected-it-to-be #be-assured-that-I'm-responsible-enough-to-cross-reference #sources-are-cool #sorry-I-don't-have-any-sources-for-terms-and-ideas-'-just-pics-I'm-gonna-try-to-link-to #scrapbooking #edits-made-to-enhance-post-for-accessibility-and-spice
  22. I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

    Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

    And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

    The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

    I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

    #AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

  23. I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

    Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

    And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

    The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

    I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

    #AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

  24. I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

    Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

    And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

    The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

    I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

    #AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

  25. I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

    Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

    And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

    The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

    I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

    #AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

  26. I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

    Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

    And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

    The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

    I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

    #AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

  27. Actual comment, actually seen on the actual internet, and I can't even...

    > Email should not be used as a chat tool imho

    Email *is* the original internet chat tool! FFS...

    #YoureHoldingItWrong #HoldingItWrong #email #chat #talk #communications #Unix #ICantEven