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#mannmannmann #icanteven ich installiere eine #android app vom #cornell Media Lab - kostenlos, ich starte die app, sie will eine E-Mail-Adresse von mir, ich lese mir gar nicht mehr durch, wofür sie meint, diese zu brauchen, ich deinstalliere die app. Ich weiß, die haben alle lack gesoffen. Ich wäre nur neugierig darauf, wie viel?

#mannmannmann #icanteven ich installiere eine #android app vom #cornell Media Lab - kostenlos, ich starte die app, sie will eine E-Mail-Adresse von mir, ich lese mir gar nicht mehr durch, wofür sie meint, diese zu brauchen, ich deinstalliere die app. Ich weiß, die haben alle lack gesoffen. Ich wäre nur neugierig darauf, wie viel?

Toddler sneezed directly into my mouth. So that’s how my day started. 😷👶

#DisgustingButTrue #MomLife #FluSeasonForever #BabyYumYum #ICantEven

My toddler calls crumbs “floor sprinkles” and honestly… I’m too tired to argue. 🍪✨

#MomLife #ToddlerTalk #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #CrumbConfessions

Toddler just high-fived me in the face. Calls it “love tap.” ✋

#LoveHurts #MomLife #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #ToddlersBeWild

The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰

#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven

The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰

#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven

Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a toddler sneezing directly into your eyeballs. 🤧🥲

#MomLife #FluSeasonForever #NoBoundaries #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY

Me: buys expensive, high-quality educational toy Toddler: plays with a sock instead 🧦

#MomLife #JustBuyRandomObjects #ICantEven #WhyDoIBother #BabyYumYum #BYY

🎉 Willkommen zu einer neuen Folge von

👀 #NachrichtenOderSatire!

🥁 Heute mit uff *maassiert sich die Nasenwurzel* kannste dir nicht ausdenken:

„Too Woke: Trump Administration bans Calibri font, demands return to Times New Roman”

#uspol #trump #rubio #idiocracy #AgeOfStupid #NowTHISwillMAGA #iCantEven #fonts #AlleBekloppt #DEI

🎉 Willkommen zu einer neuen Folge von

👀 #NachrichtenOderSatire!

🥁 Heute mit uff *maassiert sich die Nasenwurzel* kannste dir nicht ausdenken:

„Too Woke: Trump Administration bans Calibri font, demands return to Times New Roman”

#uspol #trump #rubio #idiocracy #AgeOfStupid #NowTHISwillMAGA #iCantEven #fonts #AlleBekloppt #DEI

I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

#AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

I had a whole pithy mini-essay planned on LLMs, the "AI" scam that is attempting to build the ultimate dystopia, the companies pushing it, the workers and citizens who are its victims, and what it means for society as a whole.

Presentation was to be a "future history"-type approach, which I've always had a soft spot for in sci-fi.

And ... I just can't. Trump today decided that not only was driving the world's largest economy off a cliff the prudent thing to do, merely crashing it wasn't enough, so he decided to fill the backseat with lit sticks of TNT, and stick a lit rag in the fuel filler.

The streets tomorrow will be (only metaphorically, with luck) running with blood. People everywhere are going to be hurt, some devastatingly so.

I wonder if this is the kind of thing that Charles Stross means when he talks about the world stopping him from writing or finishing something he'd been planning on. It feels awful.

#AI #LLM #scam #dystopia #workers #victims #pithy #economy #crash #ICantEven #EverythingIsTerrible

@temporal Solved.

So ... one might think that the way to keep a keyboard from trying to choose from amongst several possible language options would be to assign it one and only one option.

One would be wrong.

Solution for a Samsung Android v 5 device

(Given that no two Android device interfaces are the same, Your Mileage Will Fucking Vary. This works for me, for now.)

Settings -> Language and Input -> Physical Keyboard (select your keyboard's description) > Set Keyboard Type

Ensure that NO LANGUAGES ARE SELECTED. Then back out of settings.

Typing <shift>+<space> no longer pops up the language toggle nor eats spaces.

#Android #FuckAndroid #FuckSamsung #FuckGoogle #FML #MFW #WTF #WTAF #ICantEven #FixShiftSpaceAndroid