#icanteven — Public Fediverse posts
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My toddler calls crumbs “floor sprinkles” and honestly… I’m too tired to argue. 🍪✨
#MomLife #ToddlerTalk #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #CrumbConfessions
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One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?
Yeah. It's SO much fun.
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One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?
Yeah. It's SO much fun.
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One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?
Yeah. It's SO much fun.
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One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?
Yeah. It's SO much fun.
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One call and two appointments today including blood work the tech was nice and showed me pics of her two senior French bulldogs and her boyfriend's brand new adopted puppies and just before leaving for the blood work appointment I got an email saying I was late paying home insurance and I realized it was b/c I mixed up the dates with my car permit payment b/c provincial budget cuts that will put me out of work unless I can conjure a fundraising miracle landed right in the middle of everything anyway here is a picture of a cat and have I mentioned I have a neurodivergent brain?
Yeah. It's SO much fun.
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My toddler asked for help… then screamed because I helped. 😑
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Please remember that this campaign is our only lifeline.
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#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #wtf -
Please remember that this campaign is our only lifeline.
Kindly boost and donate if you can.#Souk #Chat #Kaaboura #Couffin #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfFediverse #Caturday #Chamedi
#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #wtf -
Please remember that this campaign is our only lifeline.
Kindly boost and donate if you can.#Souk #Chat #Kaaboura #Couffin #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfFediverse #Caturday #Chamedi
#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #wtf -
Please remember that this campaign is our only lifeline.
Kindly boost and donate if you can.#Souk #Chat #Kaaboura #Couffin #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfFediverse #Caturday #Chamedi
#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #wtf -
Please remember that this campaign is our only lifeline.
Kindly boost and donate if you can.#Souk #Chat #Kaaboura #Couffin #CatsOfFedi #CatsOfFediverse #Caturday #Chamedi
#CatsOfMastodon #ICantEven #wtf -
Before kids: “My house will always be clean.”
After kids: “I think that stain’s from Halloween… last year.” 🎃 -
Toddler just high-fived me in the face. Calls it “love tap.” ✋
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🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00502-2 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00502-2 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00502-2 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
🚀 Hold the press, Microsoft has finally invented a storage system that could outlast Sun Tzu's Art of War! 📜🌌 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to get OneDrive to sync without crashing. 🙄🔄 #TimelessTech #ICantEven
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00502-2 #TimelessTech #MicrosoftStorage #OneDriveSync #TechNews #Innovation #HackerNews #ngated -
Me: Please don’t lick that.
Toddler: Proceeds to lick it more passionately than ever before 😐 -
I opened my toddler’s hand to see what they were hiding. I regret everything. 🫣
#MomLife #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #ICantEven #MysteryObjects #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Being a mom means never going anywhere without a snack, a toy, and an emergency wet wipe. 🍼
#MomLife #AlwaysPrepared #MomBag #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Me: ‘Stop throwing your food.’ Toddler: launches it across the room while maintaining eye contact.
#MomLife #DefianceLevel100 #ICantEven #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #BabyYumYum #BYY
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The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰
#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven
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The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰
#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven
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The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰
#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven
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The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰
#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven
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The little spoon sure is getting big 🥰
#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #spooningcats #bigspoon #littlespoon #bestillmyheart #immelting #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #WhiskersWednesday #adorable #icanteven
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Asked my toddler why they put their toy in the fridge. ‘Because it was hot.’ 😐
#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #ParentingMystery #BabyYumYum #BYY
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The fastest way to make a toddler cry hysterically? Give them exactly what they asked for. 🤨
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TantrumForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a toddler sneezing directly into your eyeballs. 🤧🥲
#MomLife #FluSeasonForever #NoBoundaries #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Before kids: My handbag had makeup & essentials. After kids: It has a toy car, a half-eaten biscuit & a sock. 🎒🤦♀️
#MomLife #MumBagMysteries #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY
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I told my child to ‘be careful’. They immediately made riskier life choices. 🤦♀️
#MomLife #FearlessToddler #WhyTho #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Me: buys expensive, high-quality educational toy Toddler: plays with a sock instead 🧦
#MomLife #JustBuyRandomObjects #ICantEven #WhyDoIBother #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Just heard my toddler say ‘Uh oh’. I’m too scared to look. 😨
#MomLife #ToddlerTerrors #WhatNow #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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My toddler just whispered ‘Mommy, I love you’ then asked me to buy them something. Cute. Manipulative. Expensive. 💸
#MomLife #TinyScammer #ICantEven #WhyAreTheyLikeThis #BabyYumYum #BYY
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You can be a parent or you can have a quiet car ride. You can’t have both. 🚗🎶
#MomLife #BackseatChaos #ToddlerDJ #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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My child took 3 bites of dinner and declared themselves ‘too full’… Then ate an entire dessert 5 minutes later. 🍰🙃
#MomLife #ParentingFails #ICantEven #ToddlersBeWild #BabyYumYum #BYY
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I went to the bathroom alone today. It lasted 30 seconds before a tiny human came knocking. 🚪
#MomLife #NoPrivacyEver #ToddlerStalkers #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Why do toddlers insist on getting dressed AFTER we are already late? ⏳😩
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #RushingForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY
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🎉 Willkommen zu einer neuen Folge von
🥁 Heute mit uff *maassiert sich die Nasenwurzel* kannste dir nicht ausdenken:
„Too Woke: Trump Administration bans Calibri font, demands return to Times New Roman”
#uspol #trump #rubio #idiocracy #AgeOfStupid #NowTHISwillMAGA #iCantEven #fonts #AlleBekloppt #DEI
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🎉 Willkommen zu einer neuen Folge von
🥁 Heute mit uff *maassiert sich die Nasenwurzel* kannste dir nicht ausdenken:
„Too Woke: Trump Administration bans Calibri font, demands return to Times New Roman”
#uspol #trump #rubio #idiocracy #AgeOfStupid #NowTHISwillMAGA #iCantEven #fonts #AlleBekloppt #DEI
