#whytho — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #whytho, aggregated by home.social.
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Me: “Do not put that in your mouth!”
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Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho -
Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho -
Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho -
Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho -
Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho -
The fastest way to make a toddler cry hysterically? Give them exactly what they asked for. 🤨
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TantrumForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Before kids: My handbag had makeup & essentials. After kids: It has a toy car, a half-eaten biscuit & a sock. 🎒🤦♀️
#MomLife #MumBagMysteries #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY
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I told my child to ‘be careful’. They immediately made riskier life choices. 🤦♀️
#MomLife #FearlessToddler #WhyTho #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Why do toddlers insist on getting dressed AFTER we are already late? ⏳😩
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #RushingForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY
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My toddler just made direct eye contact while tipping their juice onto the floor. This was no accident. 🥤👀
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Snap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."
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Snap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."
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Snap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."
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Snap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."
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My toddler just high-fived me in the face. They call it love. I call it assault. ✋🤣
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY
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I just told my child to ‘hurry up’ and they IMMEDIATELY slowed down. 😩
#MomLife #ToddlersBePetty #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Parenting is just a series of saying ‘No, don’t do that’ while they do exactly what you said not to do. 🤦♀️
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TheyNeverListen #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Me: ‘Do not put that in your mouth.’ Toddler: stares me in the eyes and licks it anyway 😑
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Toddler: Throws entire meal on the floor Toddler: ‘I’m hungry.’ 🫠
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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a toddler whispering ‘Mommy’ an inch from your face at 5 AM? 😵💫
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I love how my toddler ignores me all day but NEEDS my full attention the second I start a phone call. 📞
#MomLife #AttentionSeeker #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Toddler logic: Can’t find their toy in an obvious spot but can spot a chocolate bar hidden behind 3 cabinets. 🍫
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Me: ‘Try one bite.’ Toddler: acts like I just poisoned them 🎭
#MomLife #MealtimeDrama #WhyTho #ToddlersBeLike #BabyYumYum #BYY
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My toddler just threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let them eat a banana... with the peel still on. I love my job. 🍌🤦♀️
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I just spelled out ‘I-C-E C-R-E-A-M’ in front of my toddler, but they STILL knew what I meant. We are doomed. 🍦👀
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Nothing wakes a child up faster than a parent sitting down to relax. It’s a scientific fact. 📖😑
#MomLife #NoRestForParents #IJustSatDown #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY
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It Worked Yesterday.
Now it’s just throwing errors and shade.
Memorial tee for working code: 🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/it-worked-yesterday-t-shirt/
#RIPCode #DebuggingLife #WhyTho -
Someone put effort into this. I don't know why.
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Someone put effort into this. I don't know why.
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Someone put effort into this. I don't know why.
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Someone put effort into this. I don't know why.
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Someone put effort into this. I don't know why.
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Why do people comment “EW” or a puke emoji when people post online about veggie burgers or similar plant-based options? I’ve seen that a lot lately, most recently on a post from Dairy Bar in Halifax and how they’ve partnered with Cashew Bros to offer a dairy-free ice cream.
Are they really so triggered by vegetables? Do they hate cashews and coconuts?
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Why do people comment “EW” or a puke emoji when people post online about veggie burgers or similar plant-based options? I’ve seen that a lot lately, most recently on a post from Dairy Bar in Halifax and how they’ve partnered with Cashew Bros to offer a dairy-free ice cream.
Are they really so triggered by vegetables? Do they hate cashews and coconuts?
