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  1. honestly though can you really say you've lived if you've never accidentally weed whacked extra rancid dog shit and sprayed it all over yourself

    #gardening #gross

  2. honestly though can you really say you've lived if you've never accidentally weed whacked extra rancid dog shit and sprayed it all over yourself

    #gardening #gross

  3. CW: Gross origins of pink lemonade

    I read a post about the possibly awful origin of pink lemonade, and I immediately suspected it was an urban myth but…uh…it was actually credible?

    There’s no reason to doubt that pink lemonade probably originated in the circus world in the late 1800s USA. But there are two origin stories that are credible.

    The first, rather tame one, is that Henry E Allott dropped cinnamon candies into the lemonade supply in the circus he was working for and it became very popular.

    The second, grosser one, is that Pete Conklin, brother of Harvey Conklin, the author of “The Ways of the Circus”, supposedly grabbed a tub of LAUNDRY WATER in which some other performer had washed her pink tights to make lemonade. The pink color was a hit.

    Anyway, both stories seem kind of like the kind of tall tales you’d hear from circus folk, but they *were* documented in some form or another at the time the drink was invented, so…

    smithsonianmag.com/history/unu

    #food #drinks #history #gross

  4. CW: Gross origins of pink lemonade

    I read a post about the possibly awful origin of pink lemonade, and I immediately suspected it was an urban myth but…uh…it was actually credible?

    There’s no reason to doubt that pink lemonade probably originated in the circus world in the late 1800s USA. But there are two origin stories that are credible.

    The first, rather tame one, is that Henry E Allott dropped cinnamon candies into the lemonade supply in the circus he was working for and it became very popular.

    The second, grosser one, is that Pete Conklin, brother of Harvey Conklin, the author of “The Ways of the Circus”, supposedly grabbed a tub of LAUNDRY WATER in which some other performer had washed her pink tights to make lemonade. The pink color was a hit.

    Anyway, both stories seem kind of like the kind of tall tales you’d hear from circus folk, but they *were* documented in some form or another at the time the drink was invented, so…

    smithsonianmag.com/history/unu

    #food #drinks #history #gross

  5. A quotation from Bill Watterson

       CALVIN: Bugs fly in such crazy loops and zigzags. I wonder why they don’t get dizzy and barf.
       HOBBES: Maybe they do!
       CALVIN: Eww, gross! Ha ha ha! But then why would they keep flying that way?
       HOBBES: Maybe bugs like to barf!
       CALVIN: Ewwww! They would!! Ha ha ha ha! Blaugh!
       CALVIN: I tell you, Hobbes, it’s great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of ideas.

    Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
    Calvin and Hobbes (1992-07-14)

    More about this quote: wist.info/watterson-bill/84400…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #billwatterson #calvinandhobbes #bugs #colloquy #discussion #entomology #gross #humor #ideas #insects #intellectual #science

  6. A quotation from Bill Watterson

       CALVIN: Bugs fly in such crazy loops and zigzags. I wonder why they don’t get dizzy and barf.
       HOBBES: Maybe they do!
       CALVIN: Eww, gross! Ha ha ha! But then why would they keep flying that way?
       HOBBES: Maybe bugs like to barf!
       CALVIN: Ewwww! They would!! Ha ha ha ha! Blaugh!
       CALVIN: I tell you, Hobbes, it’s great to have a friend who appreciates an earnest discussion of ideas.

    Bill Watterson (b. 1958) American cartoonist
    Calvin and Hobbes (1992-07-14)

    More about this quote: wist.info/watterson-bill/84400…

    #quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #billwatterson #calvinandhobbes #bugs #colloquy #discussion #entomology #gross #humor #ideas #insects #intellectual #science

  7. A “curb” is a raised lip that separates the sidewalk from the street. At the margin of the sidewalk and street you will find the gutter. The gutter directs rainwater and other waste away from buildings to the storm drains.

    The phrase: “Curb Your Dog” means that you should take the animal off of the sidewalk and over the curb if it needs to go to the bathroom.

    (having a “ban dogs” moment right now. This too shall pass.) #nyc #gross

  8. A “curb” is a raised lip that separates the sidewalk from the street. At the margin of the sidewalk and street you will find the gutter. The gutter directs rainwater and other waste away from buildings to the storm drains.

    The phrase: “Curb Your Dog” means that you should take the animal off of the sidewalk and over the curb if it needs to go to the bathroom.

    (having a “ban dogs” moment right now. This too shall pass.) #nyc #gross

  9. I cleaned out my refrigerator after being away for 10 days.

    #Gross #Yuck #Ugh

  10. Lidl selling battery acid you can drink for 1€ 😝 never tried it before and never trying it again.

    #gross #lidl #drink

  11. Lidl selling battery acid you can drink for 1€ 😝 never tried it before and never trying it again.

    #gross #lidl #drink

  12. Another week, and more 30C w/ the #humidex... I think I'll hide in the dark. 🥵 🤢 #heatwave #montreal #gross #vomit

  13. Another week, and more 30C w/ the #humidex... I think I'll hide in the dark. 🥵 🤢 #heatwave #montreal #gross #vomit

  14. @ProPublica

    Article is much clearer than post.
    Republican racist has opposed safety programs in trucking, has killed, has injured and now spreads hateful.lies.

    Typical Republican.

    Typical.

    #uspol #USRacists #usracism #trump #filth #gross

  15. @ProPublica

    Article is much clearer than post.
    Republican racist has opposed safety programs in trucking, has killed, has injured and now spreads hateful.lies.

    Typical Republican.

    Typical.

    #uspol #USRacists #usracism #trump #filth #gross

  16. "hesch di je gfrogt, wer das khöra will?
    Hesch di je gfrogt, wer das khöra muass?
    Für wer bsitzt dini Musik Dringlichkeit, säg, für wer sind dini Schlüssel hinterleit?"
    - #milchmaa #rap #schweiz #gross

    youtube.com/watch?v=ot3rXI_Wn6U

  17. "hesch di je gfrogt, wer das khöra will?
    Hesch di je gfrogt, wer das khöra muass?
    Für wer bsitzt dini Musik Dringlichkeit, säg, für wer sind dini Schlüssel hinterleit?"
    - #milchmaa #rap #schweiz #gross

    youtube.com/watch?v=ot3rXI_Wn6U

  18. #news ⚡ Großer Andrang bei Gedenkandacht in Leipzig nach Amokfahrt: Nach der Leipziger Amokfahrt mit zwei Toten hat es am Dienstag großen Andrang bei einer Gedenkandacht gegeben. Mehrere Hundert Mensche... hubu.de/?p=324826 | #amokfahrt #andrang #gedenkandacht #gross

  19. #tmi #gross i made the mistake of telling tony how i was doing and now he’s trying to get me to go to the ER… i rly don’t wanna go bc i feel like i can’t handle being in a waiting room for hours. however my butt pee has been bright yellow/green (bilious?) for the past 12 hrs so maybe i should….

  20. CW: Malignant Bureaucracy

    I put off doing these for so long this year... We hates them, precious.🧌 #USTaxes #DeathAndTaxes #Gross

  21. CW: Malignant Bureaucracy

    I put off doing these for so long this year... We hates them, precious.🧌 #USTaxes #DeathAndTaxes #Gross

  22. CW: Piles of disgusting pack rat shit.

    Bathroom remodel and pack rat eviction day.

    There's been a pack rat under the bathtub and in the wall between the bathroom and my bedroom for years. It got in through the bathtub drain penetration that was never sealed up when they remodeled the place in the '90s.

    It finally got too smelly to the point where even though this is not how I want to spend my time, energy and money at the moment, I couldn't ignore it anymore.

    First picture is my contractor friend prying the old tub up. Second picture shows the mass of pack rat poop, cactus thorns and nest material that had accumulated under there. The red things are from a bush I have outside called Sophora davidii. It has gorgeous cobalt flowers and beige pods full of bright red seeds. They are not edible, but I think the pack rat just thinks they're pretty.

    #Remodel #Gross #Remodeling #JoysOfHomeOwnership

  23. CW: Piles of disgusting pack rat shit.

    Bathroom remodel and pack rat eviction day.

    There's been a pack rat under the bathtub and in the wall between the bathroom and my bedroom for years. It got in through the bathtub drain penetration that was never sealed up when they remodeled the place in the '90s.

    It finally got too smelly to the point where even though this is not how I want to spend my time, energy and money at the moment, I couldn't ignore it anymore.

    First picture is my contractor friend prying the old tub up. Second picture shows the mass of pack rat poop, cactus thorns and nest material that had accumulated under there. The red things are from a bush I have outside called Sophora davidii. It has gorgeous cobalt flowers and beige pods full of bright red seeds. They are not edible, but I think the pack rat just thinks they're pretty.

    #Remodel #Gross #Remodeling #JoysOfHomeOwnership

  24. I ate an entire cherry tomato today unbidden and we should all be very impressed with me and not make me do it again. #Gross

  25. I ate an entire cherry tomato today unbidden and we should all be very impressed with me and not make me do it again. #Gross

  26. YEE-HAW! Close call for #FloridaMan! But everything's cool for now. He can still marry his first cousin! #Yay! I bet there's probably some local #perverts there celebrating tonight. </s> 🤯😖

    Florida bill to ban marrying first cousins fails to pass
    thehill.com/homenews/state-wat

    #US #Florida #News #FloridaNews #FloridaLaw #Marriage #Incest #WTF #Gross #IAmDB

  27. @crispius

    Give me E-coli cheese!
    Freedom please!
    Bacteria and germs
    And a few worms
    It feels really healthy, I admit
    To have your pants full of bloody s**t

    #gross #poem (human)

  28. Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
    #dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho