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  1. My toddler refuses to nap, but falls asleep 2 minutes before we arrive anywhere fun. 💤🚗

    #MomLife #NapSabotage #BabyYumYum #ParentingFails

  2. 🚨 SHOCKER 🚨: Parents discover that "parental controls" are as effective as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. Who would've thought that "kid-safe" phones don't come with a creep-repellent spray? 🤦‍♂️ Next up, they'll learn the hard way that "child-proof" caps can also be opened by adults. 🍾👶
    beasthacker.com/til/parental-c #parentalcontrols #kidssafety #parentingfails #techfailures #humor #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚨 SHOCKER 🚨: Parents discover that "parental controls" are as effective as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. Who would've thought that "kid-safe" phones don't come with a creep-repellent spray? 🤦‍♂️ Next up, they'll learn the hard way that "child-proof" caps can also be opened by adults. 🍾👶
    beasthacker.com/til/parental-c #parentalcontrols #kidssafety #parentingfails #techfailures #humor #HackerNews #ngated

  4. My child took 3 bites of dinner and declared themselves ‘too full’… Then ate an entire dessert 5 minutes later. 🍰🙃

    #MomLife #ParentingFails #ICantEven #ToddlersBeWild #BabyYumYum #BYY

  5. More on #parentingfails that I've come to claim!

    When you disappoint your kid with your athletic inability!

    Always KICK IT TO THE SPACE!

    youtube.com/shorts/54j4IY-…

  6. Ah, yes, because nothing screams 'great parenting' like plopping your kid into a coffin for a slumber party... 🛌⚰️🤣 And hey, if the coffin doesn't do the trick, there's always the sweet allure of free pastries from that friend who inexplicably still calls instead of texts. 📞🥐 #ParentingWin
    ihidefrommykids.substack.com/p #ParentingHumor #SlumberParty #CoffinKids #ParentingFails #FreePastries #HackerNews #ngated

  7. Ah, yes, because nothing screams 'great parenting' like plopping your kid into a coffin for a slumber party... 🛌⚰️🤣 And hey, if the coffin doesn't do the trick, there's always the sweet allure of free pastries from that friend who inexplicably still calls instead of texts. 📞🥐 #ParentingWin
    ihidefrommykids.substack.com/p #ParentingHumor #SlumberParty #CoffinKids #ParentingFails #FreePastries #HackerNews #ngated

  8. @geoff_green @Jamie @Bridgemakes Yeah... I've slipped up enough that I have caught my son's attention. In particular he is VERY interested in the #BarnusFranks drop. To the extent that he has spontaneously started singing it more than once... He also had never heard the original song. So when it it came on the radio in the car with my wife, he started singing... the drop.... #ParentingFails

  9. One of my kids just complained the food has “too much flavour” 😒 #ParentingFails

  10. One of my kids just complained the food has “too much flavour” 😒 #ParentingFails