#toddlerlogic — Public Fediverse posts
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🤔🤖 #ChatGPT, the AI wonder, struggles to pick a random number like a proper human toddler—zero intellect, zero imagination. 🔢🤦♂️ #GitHub, bless their hearts, offers groundbreaking insights on truly essential topics: how an AI can't even do what a $1 die can. 🎲💡
https://github.com/exmergo/research-chatgpt-guesses-between-1-and-100 #AIstruggles #RandomNumber #TechnologyInsights #ToddlerLogic #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, yet another blockchain whiteboard fantasy 💭, where every idea is a "funding required" masterpiece awaiting inevitable success. It's like watching toddlers argue over crayons, but with more buzzwords. 🚀🔮
https://ccs.getmonero.org/ideas/ #blockchainbuzzwords #fundingdreams #whiteboardfantasy #techhumor #toddlerlogic #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, yet another blockchain whiteboard fantasy 💭, where every idea is a "funding required" masterpiece awaiting inevitable success. It's like watching toddlers argue over crayons, but with more buzzwords. 🚀🔮
https://ccs.getmonero.org/ideas/ #blockchainbuzzwords #fundingdreams #whiteboardfantasy #techhumor #toddlerlogic #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, yet another blockchain whiteboard fantasy 💭, where every idea is a "funding required" masterpiece awaiting inevitable success. It's like watching toddlers argue over crayons, but with more buzzwords. 🚀🔮
https://ccs.getmonero.org/ideas/ #blockchainbuzzwords #fundingdreams #whiteboardfantasy #techhumor #toddlerlogic #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, yet another blockchain whiteboard fantasy 💭, where every idea is a "funding required" masterpiece awaiting inevitable success. It's like watching toddlers argue over crayons, but with more buzzwords. 🚀🔮
https://ccs.getmonero.org/ideas/ #blockchainbuzzwords #fundingdreams #whiteboardfantasy #techhumor #toddlerlogic #HackerNews #ngated -
Oh joy, yet another blockchain whiteboard fantasy 💭, where every idea is a "funding required" masterpiece awaiting inevitable success. It's like watching toddlers argue over crayons, but with more buzzwords. 🚀🔮
https://ccs.getmonero.org/ideas/ #blockchainbuzzwords #fundingdreams #whiteboardfantasy #techhumor #toddlerlogic #HackerNews #ngated -
Me: Please don’t lick that.
Toddler: Proceeds to lick it more passionately than ever before 😐 -
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cx2k7gv0znmt
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cx2k7gv0znmt
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cx2k7gv0znmt
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cx2k7gv0znmt
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
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https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cx2k7gv0znmt
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace,”
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Asked my toddler why they put their toy in the fridge. ‘Because it was hot.’ 😐
#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #ParentingMystery #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Why do toddlers insist on ‘helping’ with everything… except cleaning up their own mess? 🤔
#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #ParentingMystery #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Asked my toddler why they threw their socks in the bin. They shrugged and said, ‘I don’t know.’ Amazing. 👏
#MomLife #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #SendHelp #BabyYumYum #BYY
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I love how my toddler has no time to help clean up but ALL the time in the world to make the mess in the first place. 🤨
#MomLife #DoubleStandards #ICantEven #ToddlerLogic #BabyYumYum #BYY"
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The accuracy is terrifying. 🧅👀
#BabyYumYum #BYY #ParentHumor #PickyEaters #MomLife #ToddlerLogic #RealParenting #DinnerTimeDrama #SelectiveVision -
I asked my toddler what they wanted for dinner. They said ‘blue’. Great. That clears it up. 💙
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Me: ‘Do not put that in your mouth.’ Toddler: stares me in the eyes and licks it anyway 😑
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The 5-second rule doesn’t apply when my toddler drops food. It’s now an immediate ‘feed it to the dog’ situation. 🐶🤷♀️
#MomLife #MessyEaters #ToddlerLogic #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
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My toddler just threw a tantrum because I wouldn’t let them eat a banana... with the peel still on. I love my job. 🍌🤦♀️
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Tried to reason with my toddler about why we can't wear pyjamas to the supermarket. Apparently, it's a valid fashion choice. 🛒👕 #SupermarketFashion #ToddlerLogic #BabyYumYum #BYY
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#ToddlerLogic: Taking off your pants to put on a different shirt
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#ToddlerLogic: Taking off your pants to put on a different shirt
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#ToddlerLogic: Taking off your pants to put on a different shirt
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#ToddlerLogic: Taking off your pants to put on a different shirt
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Trying to explain why the sky is blue to a toddler is like trying to explain why socks disappear in the laundry. It's a mystery. 🌈🧦 #ParentingQuestions #ToddlerLogic #BabyYumYum #BYY
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Asked my toddler to put their shoes on. They responded by removing their socks and wearing them as mittens. Close enough. 🧦👟 #CreativeSolutions #ToddlerLogic #BabyYumYum #BYY
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The clever thing about birds is they fly, but they don't *have* to go to the airport.
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The clever thing about birds is they fly, but they don't *have* to go to the airport.
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The clever thing about birds is they fly, but they don't *have* to go to the airport.
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The clever thing about birds is they fly, but they don't *have* to go to the airport.
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The clever thing about birds is they fly, but they don't *have* to go to the airport.
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2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
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2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
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2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
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2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
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2yo walking along, talking to herself: "Peppa Pig is British... 🤔 *I* am British 🤔" then she looks at husband and emphatically declares "you are *NOT* British. 🇬🇧
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This morning my 2yo was walking around munching a bulb of fennel like one might a chicken leg #freshbreath #toddlerlogic
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The 3yo is slowly getting the concept of money but isn’t quite there yet. After seeing a little girl crying in the store & me telling her maybe she’s crying because they don’t have money for the toy, “I have an idea! They should buy money and then they can get the toy!” Uhm. Hmm… :) #parenting #ToddlerLogic
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The 3yo is slowly getting the concept of money but isn’t quite there yet. After seeing a little girl crying in the store & me telling her maybe she’s crying because they don’t have money for the toy, “I have an idea! They should buy money and then they can get the toy!” Uhm. Hmm… :) #parenting #ToddlerLogic
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I am the world's worst mother today because my two-year-old asked me for a banana. I peeled it, then he yelled, "You undressed banana!" and threw the banana, then himself, on the floor.