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  1. A second pregnancy while raising a toddler requires a lot of balancing 🤰💛.
    From exhaustion to zero downtime (and everything else in between), here’s what you need to know if this is you:zurl.co/8CDtg

    #BabyYumYum #BYY #SecondTimeMom #MomLife #PregnancyJourney #ParentingReality #RealMomLife

  2. Bedtime always starts with confidence and ends in negotiations. Somebody needs water somebody suddenly remembers a story and somebody has deep emotional concerns about tomorrow. You walk out the room six times before it finally gets quiet 🤍😂

    #BabyYumYum #BedtimeBattles #ParentingReality #FamilyLife

  3. Every parent has hidden snacks before. Not because we don’t love sharing but because sometimes you just want one chocolate without tiny people appearing from nowhere asking for “just one bite.” Children can hear a wrapper opening from another province 😅☀️

    #BabyYumYum #SnackLife #MomHumour #ParentingReality

  4. The Perfect Playroom Doesn't Exist
    We put so much pressure on ourselves to have the aesthetic, perfectly organized play spaces. But kids prefer the box the toy came in. Keep it simple. Let them create.

    Browse all Penny Bloom books on Amazon: amazon.com/stores/Penny-Bloom/

    #SimpleLiving #PlayBasedLearning #ParentingReality #ScreenFree

  5. The Perfect Playroom Doesn't Exist
    We put so much pressure on ourselves to have the aesthetic, perfectly organized play spaces. But kids prefer the box the toy came in. Keep it simple. Let them create.

    Browse all Penny Bloom books on Amazon: amazon.com/stores/Penny-Bloom/

    #SimpleLiving #PlayBasedLearning #ParentingReality #ScreenFree

  6. The Perfect Playroom Doesn't Exist
    We put so much pressure on ourselves to have the aesthetic, perfectly organized play spaces. But kids prefer the box the toy came in. Keep it simple. Let them create.

    Browse all Penny Bloom books on Amazon: amazon.com/stores/Penny-Bloom/

    #SimpleLiving #PlayBasedLearning #ParentingReality #ScreenFree

  7. Before kids: “My house will always be clean.”
    After kids: “I think that stain’s from Halloween… last year.” 🎃

    #ParentingReality #MomLife #BabyYumYum #ICantEven

  8. They say it takes a village. But somehow, I'm the cook, cleaner, teacher, therapist AND personal butler. 🧹🍽️🎓

    #ParentingReality #WhereIsMyVillage #BabyYumYum

  9. Asked my toddler if they needed the toilet before leaving. They said ‘no’. Five minutes into the journey: ‘I NEED TO WEE!’ 🚽🤦♀️

    #MomLife #ToiletTiming #ParentingReality #ICantWin #BabyYumYum #BYY

  10. Being a parent is repeatedly saying ‘Put that down’, ‘Don’t lick that’, and ‘Why are you sticky?’ all day long. 🤦♀️ Does this ring a bell?

    #MomLife #ICantEven #ParentingReality #SendHelp #BabyYumYum #BYY

  11. Tried to explain the concept of "inside voice" to my toddler. They interpreted it as "let's see how loud we can be". Mission failed. 📢🤦♂️ #ParentingReality #VolumeControl #BabyYumYum #BYY

  12. You can be a parent or you can have a spotless carpet. You can't have both. Carpet stains, our new interior decor! 🏡🧹 #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

  13. Teaching a toddler to share is like teaching a cat to swim. It's possible, but expect some resistance and the occasional scratch. 🐱🔄 #SharingStruggles #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

  14. Attempting to reason with a toddler throwing a tantrum is like negotiating world peace with a herd of angry unicorns. 🦄🤦♀️ #TantrumTroubles #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

  15. Today's parenting challenge: Keeping a straight face when my child insists they can fly off the sofa like Superman. 🦸♂️😂 #ParentingReality #ImaginationUnleashed #BabyYumYum #BYY

  16. Today's toddler logic: Cereal tastes better when eaten from the floor, and baths are optional. Who needs rules, anyway? 🥣🛁 #ToddlerWisdom #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

  17. Today's toddler logic: Cereal tastes better when eaten from the floor, and baths are optional. Who needs rules, anyway? 🥣🛁 #ToddlerWisdom #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

  18. Today's toddler logic: Cereal tastes better when eaten from the floor, and baths are optional. Who needs rules, anyway? 🥣🛁 #ToddlerWisdom #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

  19. Today's toddler logic: Cereal tastes better when eaten from the floor, and baths are optional. Who needs rules, anyway? 🥣🛁 #ToddlerWisdom #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY