#elfonashelf — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #elfonashelf, aggregated by home.social.
-
Admittedly, I am a dozen years late to the party, but the #Mensch on a Bench is awesome
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mensch_on_a_Bench
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/11/26/mensch-on-a-bench/3760187/
-
Some times the #internet wins with great ideas. This totally was a win with the kiddo in my home this morning:
#ElfonaShelf #DadLife -
Post your best Elf on a Shelf puns.
-
"Dead Elves Tell No Tales!"
#elfonashelf #elfontheself #elf #Christmas #lol #memes #MerryChristmas #christmaseve
-
You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for something so dumb and niche only I'm laughing at it, probably: SPACE MARINE ON A SOUP LATRINE. #warhammer40k #spacemarines40k #miniatures #xmas #elfonashelf #funny
-
Marked this as sensitive only because the image contains a gun aimed at someone. But this may become my computer background for the holidays.
-
-
-
Close enough to the season, since I'm stressing anyway, to send this around again.
-
How terrible is the #ElfOnAShelf ?
Besides constantly ratting out kids, he tortures other holiday figures!
Here's an actual photo.
#Christmas -
Lip syncing to a version of “All I Want for #Christmas Is You” using the #MariahCarey music plus the voice of #EdithBunker while dressed as the #ElfOnAShelf was an … interesting … artistic choice for a #Queen to make at today’s #Drag Brunch —and it worked.
She had the audience belly laughing ourselves to tears as we handed over so many dollars that one of the other showgirls had to bring up a basket to free her hands for more.
So that’s my heartwarming #holiday story.
-
-
Elfina and Elfie still here, doing their thing every night, to the delight of the children here.
Elsewhere, in the holy land, children are murdered, slaughtered, left to die starving.
Israel is murdering children on unprecedented levels, more than any other war this year, more than Russia in Ukraine.
Can't make their pictures unseen and their screams unheard.
No more #elfonashelf #elfontheshelf this year.Merry Christmas everyone!
-
Oh the things they get up to when you're not looking.
-
It's December 6, Nikolaus. The children will put out their shoes and Nikolaus (the saint patron of children) will leave small presents; though only if the shoes are properly cleaned and children well behaved.
Our two Elfs did assist and waited this morning for the children to come. -
Und Tag 5 von #elfonashelf: Mio hat Lebkuchenpersonen gebacken. Meiner ist "Pups". 😂
-
The Elfs did bring more friends to help with all the stuff for the next few days.
-
Our two Elfs are inspecting the living Christmas tree in the kitchen. Just an inspection today, next time they will need to bring something dress it as well..
-
Sure, you've heard of #ElfOnAShelf, but what about...
