#happyholidays — Public Fediverse posts

Happy holidays and thanks to everyone who has contributed making ALMA a successful observatory in these 10 years! Here’s to 10 more!

¡Felices fiestas y gracias a todos quienes han contribuido a hacer de ALMA un observatorio de éxito en estos 10 años! ¡Vamos a por 10 más!

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Dear #Walmart,

You're so cute, thinking that I'd like to use your express delivery. Experience proves that your associates couldn't find their own rear end with both hands.

Did you know that Greek yogurt is not the same as the other kind of yogurt? Apparently your associates do not. You did refund me that entire order, and in your head that makes me "whole." That's the legal view. The ethical view is that you screwed me over with your non-Greek yogurt, and I'm far from "whole."

Oh, and that's just one example of the substitutions that your associates pulled on me.

So to make my holidays actually happy, I'll skip your offer.

#kthxbai!

#WalmartPus #WalmartPlus #ExpressDelivery #HappyHolidays #StoreAssociates

Dear #Walmart,

You're so cute, thinking that I'd like to use your express delivery. Experience proves that your associates couldn't find their own rear end with both hands.

Did you know that Greek yogurt is not the same as the other kind of yogurt? Apparently your associates do not. You did refund me that entire order, and in your head that makes me "whole." That's the legal view. The ethical view is that you screwed me over with your non-Greek yogurt, and I'm far from "whole."

Oh, and that's just one example of the substitutions that your associates pulled on me.

So to make my holidays actually happy, I'll skip your offer.

#kthxbai!

#WalmartPus #WalmartPlus #ExpressDelivery #HappyHolidays #StoreAssociates

Dear #Walmart,

You're so cute, thinking that I'd like to use your express delivery. Experience proves that your associates couldn't find their own rear end with both hands.

Did you know that Greek yogurt is not the same as the other kind of yogurt? Apparently your associates do not. You did refund me that entire order, and in your head that makes me "whole." That's the legal view. The ethical view is that you screwed me over with your non-Greek yogurt, and I'm far from "whole."

Oh, and that's just one example of the substitutions that your associates pulled on me.

So to make my holidays actually happy, I'll skip your offer.

#kthxbai!

#WalmartPus #WalmartPlus #ExpressDelivery #HappyHolidays #StoreAssociates

Dear #Walmart,

You're so cute, thinking that I'd like to use your express delivery. Experience proves that your associates couldn't find their own rear end with both hands.

Did you know that Greek yogurt is not the same as the other kind of yogurt? Apparently your associates do not. You did refund me that entire order, and in your head that makes me "whole." That's the legal view. The ethical view is that you screwed me over with your non-Greek yogurt, and I'm far from "whole."

Oh, and that's just one example of the substitutions that your associates pulled on me.

So to make my holidays actually happy, I'll skip your offer.

#kthxbai!

#WalmartPus #WalmartPlus #ExpressDelivery #HappyHolidays #StoreAssociates

Dear #Walmart,

You're so cute, thinking that I'd like to use your express delivery. Experience proves that your associates couldn't find their own rear end with both hands.

Did you know that Greek yogurt is not the same as the other kind of yogurt? Apparently your associates do not. You did refund me that entire order, and in your head that makes me "whole." That's the legal view. The ethical view is that you screwed me over with your non-Greek yogurt, and I'm far from "whole."

Oh, and that's just one example of the substitutions that your associates pulled on me.

So to make my holidays actually happy, I'll skip your offer.

#kthxbai!

#WalmartPus #WalmartPlus #ExpressDelivery #HappyHolidays #StoreAssociates