#cauliflowers — Public Fediverse posts

Beginning to look like a normal allotment, whatever 'normal' is....

GQT yesterday said that to plant outdoors, check for chickweed, man says if it is growing the ground is ar a decent temperature, stable and above 6-8C. None here at the moment so will wait to move out beans and other stuff, maybe, at the earliest, mid April.

Elsewhere in the plot, broadbeans are fine, also garlic and leek, some spuds are showing up, strawberries having a field day as I am moving them outside, in various places, theory being they'll spread and cover the ground, sort of weed contril

#allotment #gardening #nature #photography #beans #tomatoes #peppers #cauliflowers #cabbage #garlic #leeks #strawberries

Google Maps: the speed limit is five cauliflowers per hour

James Mims had a surprise when he went on a trip from the US to Canada and used Google Maps for navigation. The speed limit information provided by the app was more often wrong than right.

He explains, “Even where I live, like right on my own street, Google Maps reports a speed limit of 30mph when it is in fact 25mph. Along my route, the situation wasn’t much better. When I arrived in Canada, I often ran into places where the speed limit was 40km/h, but Google Maps was saying 50km/h.”

We contacted Google for comments, but we were defeated by their infinite phone tree. We also tried emailing them, but we got an automated reply telling us to use the phone or carrier pigeons.

Mims also reported, “There are so many mistakes that it is completely bonkers to expect someone to report all the problems.” He continued, “You can imagine my surprise when at some point I saw a cauliflower picture on my screen as the speed limit. Someone at Google is having fun at our expense.”

This story is inspired by my own experience with Google Maps. They are begging for a class action lawsuit.

#AutisticWriters #cauliflowers #Google #GoogleMaps #satire #SpeedLimit #TheDailyIsotope

The 93 #Cauliflowers also coincided with a visit to our #PublicLivingRoom from Santa, an elf and the #HighSheriff of #NorthYorkshire... So we just had to combine them all for a photo!

Then at the #PublicLivingRoom Tim cooked a huge cauliflower cheese and Pat did a big vat of roasted pepper and cauliflower soup. I took a box over to the #CommunityFridge and offloaded several #Cauliflowers in the car park on the way to the office.