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  1. @hisham_hm apart from British people, who don't understand why the <centre> tag never works.

    #BritishProblems

  2. Yep, that's officially cheese on toast weather.

    #BritishProblems

  3. This is simply the most British Meeting Agenda ever. #britishproblems

  4. Easter is so early this year we'll have just got bin day back on the correct day and it'll get thrown off by another set of bank holidays. #BritishProblems

  5. Every hot water bottle I've ever owned came from Woolworths and I don't know where I would buy one now. #BritishProblems

  6. British problems. I'm ready to use metric metres for elevation measurements on maps, but at a bit of a loss at what kilometres mean in the real world for linear distances. #metric #ImperialMeasurements #BritishProblems

  7. I will always regard them as pompus oafs, but damn if Waitrose funny make the best winegums #BritishProblems

  8. Sadness lurks in the bottom of the teacup.

  9. #today I nearly bumped into a display stand in WHSmith and I just stopped myself from apologising to it.

    #britishproblems #british #uk

  10. #BritishProblems:

    "We are sorry that the 19:56 TransPennine Express train to Liverpool Lime Street has been cancelled."

    Oh, okay. Well I wonder why?

    "This is due to a short-notice change to the timetable."

    No shit. I figured that out from the first sentence. WHY was there a change to the timetable though? 🤔

  11. Remembered bin day as the truck was coming down our road. Lovely bin men came back for me. It pays to leave a Christmas tip for the bin men 😊 #BritishChristmas #Britishproblems #binmen

  12. Remembered bin day as the truck was coming down our road. Lovely bin men came back for me. It pays to leave a Christmas tip for the bin men 😊 #BritishChristmas #Britishproblems #binmen

  13. Remembered bin day as the truck was coming down our road. Lovely bin men came back for me. It pays to leave a Christmas tip for the bin men 😊 #BritishChristmas #Britishproblems #binmen

  14. You know who the real wrong'uns are? Those that don't dip the biscuits in their tea. People like that deserve hell.

    Don't moan or complain, they may be grateful for the free heating in hell.

    #BritishProblems #Funny #Tea #Biscuits

  15. It's been a very difficult decision to make, but after studying all the scientific evidence available to me, I've made it.

    I will *not* put the bins out tonight!

    #BritishProblems
    #StormEunice

  16. Sitting in a queue of traffic, wanted to turn the music up. Lunged too hard for the steering wheel controls and agresssively beeped the horn! Now I have to look scornfully at all the other drivers so people don't know it was me. #britishproblems