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"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
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https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
Note: You can assist yourself with maintaining your sanity by becoming a regular reader, and a subscriber -- if you are able -- to Wonkette. (No paywall.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
Note: You can assist yourself with maintaining your sanity by becoming a regular reader, and a subscriber -- if you are able -- to Wonkette. (No paywall.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
Note: You can assist yourself with maintaining your sanity by becoming a regular reader, and a subscriber -- if you are able -- to Wonkette. (No paywall.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
Note: You can assist yourself with maintaining your sanity by becoming a regular reader, and a subscriber -- if you are able -- to Wonkette. (No paywall.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

It's unofficial!
Mommy blog, Wonkette, has now officially served up more news about the federal invasion of Memphis, Tennessee, than all of the mainstream media combined.
AND they're the first to give national coverage to the story of one of puppy-murderer Kristi Noem's goons needlessly kicking a puppy while breaking into a citizen's home.
THIS puppy will survive, but it required veterinary care for a broken rib.
At least they didn't shoot it like they're shooting people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-kicks-schnauzer-puppy-in
#Memphis #PuppyAbuse #KristiNoem #Wonkette #Cruelty #EvanHurst

From olden Wonkette times. Would the author have been Ken Layne?
#martini #wonkette #chunderroad
https://www.wonkette.com/p/activist-bartenders

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
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Up.

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#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

I'm never going to join #Substack, which I guess makes me a #notSubstack(?) I don't know. But, I would like to donate to certain authors, like #paulkrugman and publications, like #Wonkette

Is that even possible?

Thanks!

Not that voting here in the rapidly-diminishing twilight of the republic has been doing all that much for us, but twenty years ago when I posted this, I still had enough electoral faith in my soul to find it amusing.

https://www.erosblog.com/2004/07/23/fun-with-punctuation-marks/

#asterisk #asshole #uspol #wonkette #vote #voting #anus #anal #ass #assfucker #tee #teeshirt