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Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot To Come To Le Fete Montreal D'Wonquette! Thank goodness we reminded you in time. #Wonkette #Montreal www.wonkette.com/p/zut-alors-...

Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot T...

Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot To Come To Le Fete Montreal D'Wonquette! Thank goodness we reminded you in time. #Wonkette #Montreal www.wonkette.com/p/zut-alors-...

Zut Alors! You Almost Forgot T...

Self-described victims are already coming out of the woodwork to get their grubby hands on some of that sweet, sweet $1,776-million Trump 'weaponization' dough.
The members of this cast of characters will probably surprise few of us when they're all finally lined up with their hands out and their self-serving hubris fully revealed.
In the meantime, though, you can join Wonkette's Gary Legum as he begins to reveal the boldest and brazenest of the worst of the worst:
"...compensating the people who trashed the Capitol and threatened the lives of elected officials would be akin to compensating the families of the 9/11 terrorists who flew those planes into buildings, not their victims."
https://www.wonkette.com/p/grubby-maga-grifters-slithering-from
#SlushFund #USPolitics #Corruption #Wonkette
#GaryLegum

Self-described victims are already coming out of the woodwork to get their grubby hands on some of that sweet, sweet $1,776-million Trump 'weaponization' dough.
The members of this cast of characters will probably surprise few of us when they're all finally lined up with their hands out and their self-serving hubris fully revealed.
In the meantime, though, you can join Wonkette's Gary Legum as he begins to reveal the boldest and brazenest of the worst of the worst:
"...compensating the people who trashed the Capitol and threatened the lives of elected officials would be akin to compensating the families of the 9/11 terrorists who flew those planes into buildings, not their victims."
https://www.wonkette.com/p/grubby-maga-grifters-slithering-from
#SlushFund #USPolitics #Corruption #Wonkette
#GaryLegum

"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
Note: You can assist yourself with maintaining your sanity by becoming a regular reader, and a subscriber -- if you are able -- to Wonkette. (No paywall.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

"What more can be said about the 79-year 11-month and nine-day old decaying human form of US President Donald John Trump that has not already been said by The New York Times about Joe Biden?"
Marcie Jones chronicles the visit of Jabba the Trump to The Villages in Florida at Wonkette dot com.
Note: You can assist yourself with maintaining your sanity by becoming a regular reader, and a subscriber -- if you are able -- to Wonkette. (No paywall.)
https://www.wonkette.com/p/in-which-donald-john-trump-goes-to
#USPolitics #Trump #Wonkette #MarcieJones

@wdlindsy Fellow #wonkette?

@wdlindsy Fellow #wonkette?

It's unofficial!
Mommy blog, Wonkette, has now officially served up more news about the federal invasion of Memphis, Tennessee, than all of the mainstream media combined.
AND they're the first to give national coverage to the story of one of puppy-murderer Kristi Noem's goons needlessly kicking a puppy while breaking into a citizen's home.
THIS puppy will survive, but it required veterinary care for a broken rib.
At least they didn't shoot it like they're shooting people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-kicks-schnauzer-puppy-in
#Memphis #PuppyAbuse #KristiNoem #Wonkette #Cruelty #EvanHurst

It's unofficial!
Mommy blog, Wonkette, has now officially served up more news about the federal invasion of Memphis, Tennessee, than all of the mainstream media combined.
AND they're the first to give national coverage to the story of one of puppy-murderer Kristi Noem's goons needlessly kicking a puppy while breaking into a citizen's home.
THIS puppy will survive, but it required veterinary care for a broken rib.
At least they didn't shoot it like they're shooting people.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-kicks-schnauzer-puppy-in
#Memphis #PuppyAbuse #KristiNoem #Wonkette #Cruelty #EvanHurst

From olden Wonkette times. Would the author have been Ken Layne?
#martini #wonkette #chunderroad
https://www.wonkette.com/p/activist-bartenders

From olden Wonkette times. Would the author have been Ken Layne?
#martini #wonkette #chunderroad
https://www.wonkette.com/p/activist-bartenders

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

YOU won't need to click a New York Times paywalled link because Wonkette's Marcie Jones has given us a more entertaining summary than the original article:
It's the story of how that scamp Jeffrey Epstein kept climbing the ladder of financial fraud by scamming rich people out of their favorite dollars.
Besides the side-hustle of sex-trafficking, he built his fortune by running serial cons. When one scam was exposed, he'd just drop it and move on to another -- usually with the help of a woman or a Richie Rich he'd charmed.
Rich people are just like us except they don't face consequences when they're caught.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/oh-look-the-nyt-solved-the-mystery

#USPolitics #JeffreyEpstein #NewYorkTimes #Crime #Con #Fraudster #Wonkette #MarcieJones

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

Cellll-ebrate Good times, come on!

Turn.
The volume.
Up.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/turn-the-volume-up

#uspol #nycity #musk #wonkette #trump #california #nj #virginia

@wdlindsy

"Then there was the woman officer they spoke to, who had this to say, among other things, about Hegseth’s speech and its weird focus on PT and shaving:
“It’s something I would expect from a captain or a. major,” the officer said. “I don’t want the secretary of. war to be focused on baseline PT stuff.”

Great illumination of the fact that Hegseth is utterly unqualified for the job - does not even know, this far along, what his job is.

#Hegseth
#Wonkette

@wdlindsy

"Then there was the woman officer they spoke to, who had this to say, among other things, about Hegseth’s speech and its weird focus on PT and shaving:
“It’s something I would expect from a captain or a. major,” the officer said. “I don’t want the secretary of. war to be focused on baseline PT stuff.”

Great illumination of the fact that Hegseth is utterly unqualified for the job - does not even know, this far along, what his job is.

#Hegseth
#Wonkette

"We know Trump would hate the comparison, so we’ll make it: It’s reminiscent of Joe Biden’s commitment to a “whole-of-government” approach to climate action, only evil and driven by stupid bullshit."

I love #Wonkette

#USPolitics #RenewableEnergy #WindEnergy #WindFarms #RepublicanDeathCult

https://www.wonkette.com/p/but-what-if-we-could-vaccinate-against

"We know Trump would hate the comparison, so we’ll make it: It’s reminiscent of Joe Biden’s commitment to a “whole-of-government” approach to climate action, only evil and driven by stupid bullshit."

I love #Wonkette

#USPolitics #RenewableEnergy #WindEnergy #WindFarms #RepublicanDeathCult

https://www.wonkette.com/p/but-what-if-we-could-vaccinate-against

I'm never going to join #Substack, which I guess makes me a #notSubstack(?) I don't know. But, I would like to donate to certain authors, like #paulkrugman and publications, like #Wonkette

Is that even possible?

Thanks!

I'm never going to join #Substack, which I guess makes me a #notSubstack(?) I don't know. But, I would like to donate to certain authors, like #paulkrugman and publications, like #Wonkette

Is that even possible?

Thanks!

Not that voting here in the rapidly-diminishing twilight of the republic has been doing all that much for us, but twenty years ago when I posted this, I still had enough electoral faith in my soul to find it amusing.

https://www.erosblog.com/2004/07/23/fun-with-punctuation-marks/

#asterisk #asshole #uspol #wonkette #vote #voting #anus #anal #ass #assfucker #tee #teeshirt

Recommended by @wonkette.bsky.social of #Wonkette

https://www.liberalcurrents.com/swiping-left-on-maga/

Recommended by @wonkette.bsky.social of #Wonkette

https://www.liberalcurrents.com/swiping-left-on-maga/

Seriously Love the Kind of Crazy that comes from #Wonkette . This one from Thousands Show Up in Detroit For History Lesson From Prof. Obama

https://www.wonkette.com/p/thousands-show-up-in-detroit-for

The pin was red, with a black and white image of Donald Trump that read, “In your guts. You know he's nuts.”

We have broken SubStack ... again #Wonkette https://www.wonkette.com

Doktor Zoom at #Wonkette has a great piece up:

https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-biden-has-been-americas-best?r=2ltkxc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Doktor Zoom at #Wonkette has a great piece up:

https://www.wonkette.com/p/joe-biden-has-been-americas-best?r=2ltkxc&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

#debate2024 #wonkette

“Well guess what? Keeping up with Donald Trump’s fucking lie cannon isn’t the job of the president of the United States.”

Thanks @evanhurst

#debate2024 #wonkette

“Well guess what? Keeping up with Donald Trump’s fucking lie cannon isn’t the job of the president of the United States.”

Thanks @evanhurst

@cdarwin It's telling that #MSNBC is now reporting it this way when good old snarks like #Wonkette and #JeffTiedrich have been doing it for weeks.

@cdarwin It's telling that #MSNBC is now reporting it this way when good old snarks like #Wonkette and #JeffTiedrich have been doing it for weeks.

#wonkette I gotta say, Dok Zoom is the best.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/expert-me-copying-big-chunks-of-wikipedia

#wonkette I gotta say, Dok Zoom is the best.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/expert-me-copying-big-chunks-of-wikipedia

Oh, look! #Wonkette's Guest Post includes a #Caturday pic.

**What To Expect When You're Expecting (To Flee To Canada)**

*Things are getting some fucked, eh?*

https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting?publication_id=1783367&post_id=140393537&isFreemail=true&r=9je6l

https://www.wonkette.com/p/what-to-expect-when-youre-expecting?publication_id=1783367&post_id=140393537&isFreemail=true&r=9je6l

Is it the American Experiment? The American Dream? The American Un-Disneyfied Scary Gory Fairy Tale? Or the American Bedtime Story it tells itself to keep the nightmare truth in the shadows?

#Wonkette ponders just how watered-down American history has become in order for it to be rendered potable. And how much of a fool the most recent Speaker of the House is.

How Dumb Is Kevin McCarthy On A Scale Of One To Manifest Destiny?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-dumb-is-kevin-mccarthy-on-a-scale

Is it the American Experiment? The American Dream? The American Un-Disneyfied Scary Gory Fairy Tale? Or the American Bedtime Story it tells itself to keep the nightmare truth in the shadows?

#Wonkette ponders just how watered-down American history has become in order for it to be rendered potable. And how much of a fool the most recent Speaker of the House is.

How Dumb Is Kevin McCarthy On A Scale Of One To Manifest Destiny?
https://www.wonkette.com/p/how-dumb-is-kevin-mccarthy-on-a-scale

🥥 If you're NOT familiar with #Wonkette.com, try it, you'll probably like it.
If you're already a friend of Wonkette, the big announcement is that they're moving from the clunky #Disquis to the new improved #Substack.
Check it out. 🥥 https://www.wonkette.com/don-t-worry-about-a-thing

@wonkette_bot 🥥 Congratulations, #Wonkette on your new #HeadlineBot! 🥥

Quote of the day, from #Wonkette:

"[ChatGPT is] designed to predict text that sounds mostly natural, if bland. It's sometimes so good at doing that that people think it's actually communicating. It isn't, and as we've said, people shouldn't anthropomorphize computers anyway. They don't like it."

#ChatGPT #humor

https://www.wonkette.com/dear-shitferbrains-how-can-you-claim-racist-slurs-are-just-as-bad-as-murderrrr

Quote of the day, from #Wonkette:

"[ChatGPT is] designed to predict text that sounds mostly natural, if bland. It's sometimes so good at doing that that people think it's actually communicating. It isn't, and as we've said, people shouldn't anthropomorphize computers anyway. They don't like it."

#ChatGPT #humor

https://www.wonkette.com/dear-shitferbrains-how-can-you-claim-racist-slurs-are-just-as-bad-as-murderrrr

Excellent take-down on #wonkette of the increasingly right-wing #billmaher

"Last night, on his show that we don't know who the hell still watches outside the 12 people pompous enough to call themselves The Intellectual Dark Web, Bill Maher took some great leaps and bounds to figure out how George Santos and his weird lies fit into his Universal Theory Of Liberals Are To Blame For Everything Bad In The World."

https://www.wonkette.com/bill-maher-liberals-george-santos

I see nothing riles up commenters on a certain wonky site more than a 23 year old woman in a horrible situation who made some poor choices before redeeming herself.

I mean, how dare that hoooor work for that man and fall for his BS like hundreds of much older and experienced people before her, and then dare to try to do the right thing?

#wonkette you are disappointing me today :(

@AbbyFla I get at least one laugh a day from #Wonkette, and very good reporting.

@AbbyFla I get at least one laugh a day from #Wonkette, and very good reporting.

@AbbyFla #Rawstory #Wonkette #huffpost #DemocraticUnderground
I like variety 🤓