#garylegum — Public Fediverse posts

If you're following the Sen Lindsey Graham (R-SC) story for schadenfreude or other purposes, pleez accept this article by Gary Legum.
In it he lists the names and qualifications of all the people with whom he is familiar who are already clamoring to take over the still warm seat of the deceased senior Senator from the palmetto state.
https://www.wonkette.com/p/lindsey-grahams-sister-will-keep
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Self-described victims are already coming out of the woodwork to get their grubby hands on some of that sweet, sweet $1,776-million Trump 'weaponization' dough.
The members of this cast of characters will probably surprise few of us when they're all finally lined up with their hands out and their self-serving hubris fully revealed.
In the meantime, though, you can join Wonkette's Gary Legum as he begins to reveal the boldest and brazenest of the worst of the worst:
"...compensating the people who trashed the Capitol and threatened the lives of elected officials would be akin to compensating the families of the 9/11 terrorists who flew those planes into buildings, not their victims."
https://www.wonkette.com/p/grubby-maga-grifters-slithering-from
#SlushFund #USPolitics #Corruption #Wonkette
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🥥 Satirist #GaryLegum puts an apology in Mr Justice #ClarenceThomas's mouth to help us little people appreciate why so many #billionaires enjoy the jurist's company so much.
" 'Suckers' is my affectionate nickname for the ordinary Americans whose company I would surely enjoy if all my billionaire friends did not monopolize my time. For that, I suppose I’m sorry. Or I would be if I ever flew commercial." 🥥 https://www.wonkette.com/p/grubby-rich-people-fer-clarence-thomas