#vol62issue10 — Public Fediverse posts

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/back-of-gatorade-bottle-features-recipe-for-gatorade-casserole/

EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-napalm-as-pesticide/

Depressed Shams Charania Breaks Scoop That He Has No One

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/depressed-shams-charania-breaks-scoop-that-he-has-no-one/

Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-new-we-invented-spaghetti-slogan/

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

http://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/

FDA Recalls 40,000 Gallons Of RFK Jr. Milk

http://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fda-recalls-40000-gallons-of-rfk-jr-milk/

Slipknot Orders Trump To Stop Using Their Masks During Rallies

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/slipknot-orders-trump-to-stop-using-their-masks-during-rallies/

PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/peta-billboard-falsely-assumes-man-wouldnt-eat-his-cat/

Worst Financial Decision Of Man’s Life Celebrates Grand Opening

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/worst-financial-decision-of-mans-life-celebrates-grand-opening/

Report: Music’s Power To Unite, Heal Down 74%

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/report-musics-power-to-unite-heal-down-74/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-sam-altman/

Britain Ejects Hereditary Nobles From Parliament After 700 Years

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/britain-ejects-hereditary-nobles-from-parliament-after-700-years/

Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/

Uber Introduces Women-Only Option Nationwide

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/uber-introduces-women-only-option-nationwide/

Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

United Airlines To Kick Off Passengers Who Refuse To Use Headphones

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/united-airlines-to-kick-off-passengers-who-refuse-to-use-headphones/

IT Guy Warns Employees Not To Trust Emails He Sends After A Few Drinks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/it-guy-warns-employees-not-to-trust-emails-he-sends-after-a-few-drinks/