#vol61issue39 — Public Fediverse posts

Amazon To Pay $2.5 Billion Settlement For Tricking Prime Customers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/amazon-to-pay-2-5-billion-settlement-for-tricking-prime-customers/

Amazon To Pay $2.5 Billion Settlement For Tricking Prime Customers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/amazon-to-pay-2-5-billion-settlement-for-tricking-prime-customers/

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/talk-of-fascism-dangerous-warns-ministry-of-compliance/

Build-A-Bear Stock Outperforms Nvidia

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/build-a-bear-stock-outperforms-nvidia/

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/talk-of-fascism-dangerous-warns-ministry-of-compliance/

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/talk-of-fascism-dangerous-warns-ministry-of-compliance/

Build-A-Bear Stock Outperforms Nvidia

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/build-a-bear-stock-outperforms-nvidia/

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/

Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/

Trump Adds $100,000 Fee For H-1B Visa Applications

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-adds-100000-fee-for-h-1b-visa-applications/

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-official-release-party-of-a-showgirl/

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-official-release-party-of-a-showgirl/

What To Know About ‘The Official Release Party Of A Showgirl’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-the-official-release-party-of-a-showgirl/

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-to-travel-with-own-escalator-following-u-n-embarrassment/

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-to-travel-with-own-escalator-following-u-n-embarrassment/

Trump To Travel With Own Escalator Following U.N. Embarrassment

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-to-travel-with-own-escalator-following-u-n-embarrassment/

Study Finds Regular Journaling Can Help Provide Clues About Mysterious Disappearance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-regular-journaling-can-help-provide-clues-about-mysterious-disappearance/

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/

Morgan Wallen Issues Apology After Genealogy Report Reveals His Family Never Owned Slaves

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-issues-apology-after-genealogy-report-reveals-his-family-never-owned-slaves/

Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-administration-attempts-to-link-autism-to-tylenol/

Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-administration-attempts-to-link-autism-to-tylenol/

Trump Administration Attempts To Link Autism To Tylenol

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-administration-attempts-to-link-autism-to-tylenol/

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/freshman-congressman-being-adorably-discreet-with-corruption/

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/

Woman Sets Timer To Make Cleaning More Stressful

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/woman-sets-timer-to-make-cleaning-more-stressful/

Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/freshman-congressman-being-adorably-discreet-with-corruption/

Woman Sets Timer To Make Cleaning More Stressful

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/woman-sets-timer-to-make-cleaning-more-stressful/

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/freshman-congressman-being-adorably-discreet-with-corruption/

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/you-think-you-can-talk-about-our-dad-that-way-scream-trump-boys-beating-tv-with-bat/

Woman Sets Timer To Make Cleaning More Stressful

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/woman-sets-timer-to-make-cleaning-more-stressful/

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/this-is-like-something-out-of-a-david-lynch-film-says-man-driving-car-with-headlights-on/

New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-spinoff-of-the-pitt-follows-heroic-workers-at-pharmaceutical-ad-agency/

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/republicans-distract-from-epstein-controversy-by-each-sharing-most-embarrassing-moment-of-life/

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/republicans-distract-from-epstein-controversy-by-each-sharing-most-embarrassing-moment-of-life/

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/this-is-like-something-out-of-a-david-lynch-film-says-man-driving-car-with-headlights-on/

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/

New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-spinoff-of-the-pitt-follows-heroic-workers-at-pharmaceutical-ad-agency/

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/this-is-like-something-out-of-a-david-lynch-film-says-man-driving-car-with-headlights-on/

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/republicans-distract-from-epstein-controversy-by-each-sharing-most-embarrassing-moment-of-life/

Ben & Jerry’s Cofounder Resigns Over Censorship

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ben-jerrys-cofounder-resigns-over-censorship/