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#NowLook...

#ToMake: #SnozzidgesAndMash with #OnionGravy; you will #Need:

1: #Stuff; and,
2: #Things

#NotFromAPacket; #ProperOnionGravy #FTW...!

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#Now...

#ToMake a #RoastChickenDinner; you will #Need...

A #Chicken...

#Preferably a #LocalChicken that's been #WellReared; #Because we're #JustAbout to #StickSomething #UpTheHole...

#CouldBe: #Stuffing; #OrChocolate...

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#TotallySuitableForVegetarians #Photography #Chocolate #StuffingStuff #Stuff

#Now...

#ToMake a #RoastChickenDinner; you will #Need...

A #Chicken...

#Preferably a #LocalChicken that's been #WellReared; #Because we're #JustAbout to #StickSomething #UpTheHole...

#CouldBe: #Stuffing; #OrChocolate...

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#TotallySuitableForVegetarians #Photography #Chocolate #StuffingStuff #Stuff

#Now...

#ToMake a #RoastChickenDinner; you will #Need...

A #Chicken...

#Preferably a #LocalChicken that's been #WellReared; #Because we're #JustAbout to #StickSomething #UpTheHole...

#CouldBe: #Stuffing; #OrChocolate...

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#TotallySuitableForVegetarians #Photography #Chocolate #StuffingStuff #Stuff

#Now...

#ToMake a #RoastChickenDinner; you will #Need...

A #Chicken...

#Preferably a #LocalChicken that's been #WellReared; #Because we're #JustAbout to #StickSomething #UpTheHole...

#CouldBe: #Stuffing; #OrChocolate...

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#TotallySuitableForVegetarians #Photography #Chocolate #StuffingStuff #Stuff

#Now...

#ToMake a #RoastChickenDinner; you will #Need...

A #Chicken...

#Preferably a #LocalChicken that's been #WellReared; #Because we're #JustAbout to #StickSomething #UpTheHole...

#CouldBe: #Stuffing; #OrChocolate...

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#TotallySuitableForVegetarians #Photography #Chocolate #StuffingStuff #Stuff

#DontForget #HowToSammidge on #WorldSammidgeDay...

#ToMake a #RoastChicken #CheeseToastie with #OnionRelish / #Chutney; you will #Need:

• #SomeChicken;
• #Cheese;
• #Toast;
• #Chutney; and,
• #TheMagick #Ingredient...

#Bacon | #MakeTimeForBacon... 🥓

#Today's #WorldSammidgeDay #Sammidge #Contains: #ZeroPercentBacon...

There were #SomeMushrooms... #RightThere...

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#Now...

#MakeYourOwn: #HappyBaconBagels...!

#ToMake: #BaconBagels #YouWillNeed...

• #Bagels; and,
• #Bacon...

#FriedEggOptional | #MakeTimeForBacon™️

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#Now...

#MakeYourOwn: #ProfiteroleCastle...!

#ToMake: #ProfiteroleCastle #YouWillNeed...

• #Profiteroles;
• #LotsAndLots of #Profiteroles; and,
• #Spoons...

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#Oh... #AndAnotherThing...

#ToMake: #SmokedMackerelPâté with an #AndalucíanAccent... #YouWillNeed:

• A #SmokingMackerel;
• #TheOmen;
• A #PotOfTea; and,
• A #Selection of #FineBlades...

#JapaneseSteel is #VeryGood; #BetterThan #Plastic...

#YouWillAlsoNeed:

• #Stuff; and,
• #OtherThings...

#DontMentionIT

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#Oooph...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyDay of:

• #Updaticating #AllTheRobots;
• #EatingDoughnuts; and,
• #Napping #InBetween #OtherNaps...

#IT #Might be #Time for #PiñaColadas...

#ToMake a #LargePiñaCollider... #YouWillNeed:

• #PineappleJuice;
• #LotsAndLots of #Rum (#AnyOldRum #WillDo);
• #CreamOfCoconut (#TotallySuitableForVegans);
• #Limes (#AlsoSuitableForVegetarians);
• #Ice (#TotallySuitableForPolarBears); and,
• A #ParticleAccelerator...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSloeVodkaNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #SloeVodka... #IT's #Healthy; because, #IT has #Frooties in #IT...

#ToMake: #SloeVodka; #YouWillNeed:

• A #Sloe;
• Some #Vodka; and,
• #Stuff...

And, #Things

You #MakeIT #VeryVerySlowly; because #IT has #Sloes in #IT; they/them are a #TypeOfFruit...

#DontMentionIT...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingWhatsForDinnerNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #Dinner... Or, #MaybeSupper... #IT's #AllInTheTiming...

#ToMake: #BucatiniBolognaise; #YouWillNeed:

• #Stuff; and,
• #Things.

#Including... #Fennel... And, #Bacon... #HelicoptersOptional | #MakeTimeForBacon

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBankHolidayMondaySammidgeTimeNotNews... With #SomeWeather...

#We have #Enjoyed #TraditionalBankHolidayWeather... #IT's been #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm] #AllDay... ⛈️​

#ToMake: #BankHolidayMondaySammidges; you will need:

• #Stuff; and,
• #Things.

#BankHolidayMondaySammidges are #TotallySuitable for #BankHolidayMondays, and #Vegetarians... #Especially #IF they #LikeBacon and/or #LikeChicken...With #Stuffing... And, #Cheese...

#Serves: #Two / #Three #VikingVillagePeople™️​

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And, #HeyFandango...! A #BaconAndFriedEggBagel...!

#WhatAreTheChances...?!

#ToMake: #BaconAndFriedEggBagel you will "need" #SomeThings:

• #Bacon;
• #Egg; and, a
• #Bagel…

You will #AlsoNeed:

• #OtherStuff; and,
• #SomeMoreThings...

#YoureWelcome...

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And, #HeyFandango...! A #BaconAndFriedEggBagel...!

#WhatAreTheChances...?!

#ToMake: #BaconAndFriedEggBagel you will "need" #SomeThings:

• #Bacon;
• #Egg; and, a
• #Bagel…

You will #AlsoNeed:

• #OtherStuff; and,
• #SomeMoreThings...

#YoureWelcome...

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#ToMake https://juliasalbum.com/chicken-spaghetti-with-burrata/