#securitytheater — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #securitytheater, aggregated by home.social.
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#AntiochHigh #Lawsuit Raises Questions About #AI #School #Security Industry
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
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#AntiochHigh #Lawsuit Raises Questions About #AI #School #Security Industry
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
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#AntiochHigh #Lawsuit Raises Questions About #AI #School #Security Industry
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
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#AntiochHigh #Lawsuit Raises Questions About #AI #School #Security Industry
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
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#AntiochHigh #Lawsuit Raises Questions About #AI #School #Security Industry
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
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#JeffCoSchools #Security Audit is More Disturbing Than Reassuring
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #securitytheater
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So the #Canvas folks paid the ransom (see https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/canvas-instructure-hackers-deal.html).
What's totally crazy is this statement from #Instructure (see https://www.instructure.com/incident_update), the makers of Canvas:
> We received digital confirmation of data destruction (shred logs).
Someone please explain that to me.
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So the #Canvas folks paid the ransom (see https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/canvas-instructure-hackers-deal.html).
What's totally crazy is this statement from #Instructure (see https://www.instructure.com/incident_update), the makers of Canvas:
> We received digital confirmation of data destruction (shred logs).
Someone please explain that to me.
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So the #Canvas folks paid the ransom (see https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/canvas-instructure-hackers-deal.html).
What's totally crazy is this statement from #Instructure (see https://www.instructure.com/incident_update), the makers of Canvas:
> We received digital confirmation of data destruction (shred logs).
Someone please explain that to me.
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So the #Canvas folks paid the ransom (see https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/canvas-instructure-hackers-deal.html).
What's totally crazy is this statement from #Instructure (see https://www.instructure.com/incident_update), the makers of Canvas:
> We received digital confirmation of data destruction (shred logs).
Someone please explain that to me.
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So the #Canvas folks paid the ransom (see https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/canvas-instructure-hackers-deal.html).
What's totally crazy is this statement from #Instructure (see https://www.instructure.com/incident_update), the makers of Canvas:
> We received digital confirmation of data destruction (shred logs).
Someone please explain that to me.
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MY FUCKING FAVORITE IS THE WEB FORM PASSWORD FIELD THAT WILL NOT LET YOU PASTE YOUR PASSWORD YOU GUYS ARE SO GODDAM SMART WHAT A SNEAKY MOVE TO FOIL THE BAD GUYS I FEEL SO SECURE YOU FUCKING MORONS
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MY FUCKING FAVORITE IS THE WEB FORM PASSWORD FIELD THAT WILL NOT LET YOU PASTE YOUR PASSWORD YOU GUYS ARE SO GODDAM SMART WHAT A SNEAKY MOVE TO FOIL THE BAD GUYS I FEEL SO SECURE YOU FUCKING MORONS
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MY FUCKING FAVORITE IS THE WEB FORM PASSWORD FIELD THAT WILL NOT LET YOU PASTE YOUR PASSWORD YOU GUYS ARE SO GODDAM SMART WHAT A SNEAKY MOVE TO FOIL THE BAD GUYS I FEEL SO SECURE YOU FUCKING MORONS
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MY FUCKING FAVORITE IS THE WEB FORM PASSWORD FIELD THAT WILL NOT LET YOU PASTE YOUR PASSWORD YOU GUYS ARE SO GODDAM SMART WHAT A SNEAKY MOVE TO FOIL THE BAD GUYS I FEEL SO SECURE YOU FUCKING MORONS
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MY FUCKING FAVORITE IS THE WEB FORM PASSWORD FIELD THAT WILL NOT LET YOU PASTE YOUR PASSWORD YOU GUYS ARE SO GODDAM SMART WHAT A SNEAKY MOVE TO FOIL THE BAD GUYS I FEEL SO SECURE YOU FUCKING MORONS
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@natasha i hate the #SecurityTheater.
Last time I was in Berlin was when an Airport that I used was still open…
Fuck, I'm getting old…
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@natasha i hate the #SecurityTheater.
Last time I was in Berlin was when an Airport that I used was still open…
Fuck, I'm getting old…
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@natasha i hate the #SecurityTheater.
Last time I was in Berlin was when an Airport that I used was still open…
Fuck, I'm getting old…
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#KashPatel is an #Assclown; Claims #AI Has Stopped #SchoolShootings
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #securitytheater
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#KashPatel is an #Assclown; Claims #AI Has Stopped #SchoolShootings
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #securitytheater
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#KashPatel is an #Assclown; Claims #AI Has Stopped #SchoolShootings
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #securitytheater
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#KashPatel is an #Assclown; Claims #AI Has Stopped #SchoolShootings
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #securitytheater
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#KashPatel is an #Assclown; Claims #AI Has Stopped #SchoolShootings
#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #securitytheater
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I guess those who impose SMS-based 2FA upon their users never find themselves on transoceanic flights? When will this particularly idiotic manifestation of security theater finally die? #SMS #2FA #SecurityTheater #Enshittification
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"Full tunnel or nothing" is a security theater that kills network performance. If your CISO still pushes 0.0.0.0/0 through a 1Gbps pipe for remote workers streaming Netflix, you're not securing anything—you're just bottlenecking your own business. Split tunnel for corporate traffic. Let home traffic stay local. Stop pretending your firewall inspects TLS 1.3. #NetworkEngineering #SecurityTheater
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"Full tunnel or nothing" is a security theater that kills network performance. If your CISO still pushes 0.0.0.0/0 through a 1Gbps pipe for remote workers streaming Netflix, you're not securing anything—you're just bottlenecking your own business. Split tunnel for corporate traffic. Let home traffic stay local. Stop pretending your firewall inspects TLS 1.3. #NetworkEngineering #SecurityTheater
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"Full tunnel or nothing" is a security theater that kills network performance. If your CISO still pushes 0.0.0.0/0 through a 1Gbps pipe for remote workers streaming Netflix, you're not securing anything—you're just bottlenecking your own business. Split tunnel for corporate traffic. Let home traffic stay local. Stop pretending your firewall inspects TLS 1.3. #NetworkEngineering #SecurityTheater
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"Full tunnel or nothing" is a security theater that kills network performance. If your CISO still pushes 0.0.0.0/0 through a 1Gbps pipe for remote workers streaming Netflix, you're not securing anything—you're just bottlenecking your own business. Split tunnel for corporate traffic. Let home traffic stay local. Stop pretending your firewall inspects TLS 1.3. #NetworkEngineering #SecurityTheater
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"Full tunnel or nothing" is a security theater that kills network performance. If your CISO still pushes 0.0.0.0/0 through a 1Gbps pipe for remote workers streaming Netflix, you're not securing anything—you're just bottlenecking your own business. Split tunnel for corporate traffic. Let home traffic stay local. Stop pretending your firewall inspects TLS 1.3. #NetworkEngineering #SecurityTheater
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers https://twp.ai/9OUm8j
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers https://twp.ai/9OUm8j
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers https://twp.ai/9OUm8j
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers https://twp.ai/9OUm8j
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers https://twp.ai/9OUm8j
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers
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Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers
thistleandmoss.com -
Every assassination attempt = new budget request. 3rd attempt = vanity ballroom. No empire pays debts before selling "security." #Corruption #SecurityTheater #Assassination #LindseyGraham #USPolitics #DebtCrisis #VanityProject #Congress #TaxPayers
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Real criminals don't steal a billion dollar$. They steal $2 from a billion people without making the headlines.
Because nobody is going to care that you lost $2. Not even you.
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Real criminals don't steal a billion dollar$. They steal $2 from a billion people without making the headlines.
Because nobody is going to care that you lost $2. Not even you.
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Real criminals don't steal a billion dollar$. They steal $2 from a billion people without making the headlines.
Because nobody is going to care that you lost $2. Not even you.
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Catching the story about how MSFT locked out a bunch of legit devs for not uploading government IDs on the same morning I see the story that CPUID is serving up (at least moderately advanced) malware is affecting my brain in a particularly irritating way.
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Catching the story about how MSFT locked out a bunch of legit devs for not uploading government IDs on the same morning I see the story that CPUID is serving up (at least moderately advanced) malware is affecting my brain in a particularly irritating way.