#punoftheday — Public Fediverse posts

Guten morgen und sláinte Ihr Lieben.

Hier ist Euer #PunOfTheDay:

Two wifi engineers got married.

The reception was fantastic.
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Now go and enjoy yor sunday 😘

New segment: #PunOfTheDay. Because there's just not enough funny shit on here anymore. So here it is, your first pun of the day.

Why don't zombies eat clowns?

They taste funny.

@xkcd I'm calling #PunOfTheDay 🙂

This #USpol meme on #TikTok wins #PunOfTheDay. “Couching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen”! 😂
#JDCouch #LadyG #Weird #GOP

#punoftheday und noch nen Pin für andere Klamotten . Pin 1 von https://zeilenvanvrijheid.nl/

https://punnypeak.com/cotton-puns/
"Why did the cotton go to the gym?
It wanted to be a little more ""ripped""!

#cotton #puns #funny #humor #jokes #lol #punny #punoftheday #laugh #wordplay"

https://punnypeak.com/purple-puns/
"I tried to make a joke about purple, but I couldn't think of anything grape.

#purple #puns #funny #jokes #humor #lol #comedy #dadjokes #punoftheday #laughter"

https://punnypeak.com/sharp-puns/
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make the cut. I guess I just didn't have that ""sharp"" edge. 🔪😂
#puns #funny #dadjokes #lol #humor #jokes #comedy #hilarious #laugh #punoftheday"

https://punnypeak.com/fence-puns/
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

#puns #funny #humor #jokes #punoftheday #dadjokes #lol #comedy #haha #laugh"

https://punnypeak.com/floating-puns/
"Why did the balloon go to school? It wanted to get a little more well rounded! 🎈😂
#puns #funny #humor #jokes #lol #punoftheday #dadjokes #punintended #wordplay #sillyhashtags"

@Ten #punoftheday 👆🏼

@BelfastRoadster

Very good!

#PunOfTheDay

Does your messaging app truly respect your privacy? Read our post for 3 simple questions to ask that can lead to a helpful answer.

Plus we tell you which messaging tool sends us all the right signals.

#punoftheday #privacy #vpn

@signalapp

https://mullvad.net/blog/2021/1/15/three-signals-more-privacy-friendly-messaging-app/