#punday — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #punday, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: Pun: What music do Loons love to listen too?
Those Raving Loonies love bird house.
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CW: Pun: What music do Loons love to listen too?
Those Raving Loonies love bird house.
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CW: Pun: What music do Loons love to listen too?
Those Raving Loonies love bird house.
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CW: Pun: What music do Loons love to listen too?
Those Raving Loonies love bird house.
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CW: Pun: What music do Loons love to listen too?
Those Raving Loonies love bird house.
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Pigasso paints a squealy nice pig-sure.
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Pigasso paints a squealy nice pig-sure.
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Pigasso paints a squealy nice pig-sure.
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Pigasso paints a squealy nice pig-sure.
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Pigasso paints a squealy nice pig-sure.
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Monday #PunDay! Let's play. Name an ingredient in "Disco Stew". I'll start: 4 Beats, on the floor. 🥁
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Happy #Punday, Here are the #PokemonWindsWaves Starter Puns. Browtible is a Pun of Spoutible and Browt, Cinnapombon is a Pun of Cinnabon and Pombon, and Geiqua is a Pun of Geico and Gecqua.
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CW: Pun: this vaccine for asses makes you want to fight windmills
A donkey shot.
(And yes, I'm aware that's not how #DonQuixote is supposed to be pronounced.)
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CW: Pun: this vaccine for asses makes you want to fight windmills
A donkey shot.
(And yes, I'm aware that's not how #DonQuixote is supposed to be pronounced.)
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If you are stuck in a game, try to hatch a dragon to get out.
I call it the egg-sit strategy.
#FiXatoPUNishes #pun #puns #punDay -
If you are stuck in a game, try to hatch a dragon to get out.
I call it the egg-sit strategy.
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CW: Pun: this word allows a sword swallower to continue after his act
pass-sword
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CW: Pun: this word allows a sword swallower to continue after his act
pass-sword
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CW: Pun: why was the long-haired Viking sad on his birthday?
He had to sell-a-braid
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CW: Pun: why was the long-haired Viking sad on his birthday?
He had to sell-a-braid
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CW: Pun: Deliberately weakening governments with Ozzy Osbourne and Dio's music
BLACK SABBⒶTHAGE
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CW: Pun: Deliberately weakening governments with Ozzy Osbourne and Dio's music
BLACK SABBⒶTHAGE
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CW: Pun: when you don't have a lot of sweet and sour preserved veggies to choose from, it's:
slim picklings
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CW: Pun: when you don't have a lot of sweet and sour preserved veggies to choose from, it's:
slim picklings
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Don't worry folks, spring is just around the corner.
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Don't worry folks, spring is just around the corner.
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Wow, you should really see the spectacular moonlight today.
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Wow, you should really see the spectacular moonlight today.
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Someone kept asking me for the time...
so I clocked him
#pun #puns #FiXatoPUNishes #punDay -
Someone kept asking me for the time...
so I clocked him
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CW: pun: Mountains are so great...
I can't seem to get over them
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CW: pun: Mountains are so great...
I can't seem to get over them
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CW: Pun: if you have a big decision to make, why is it good to have made up your mind before the end of Monday?
Because the next day will be a choose-day.
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CW: Pun: if you have a big decision to make, why is it good to have made up your mind before the end of Monday?
Because the next day will be a choose-day.
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Friend spotted
tomatoes falling
Couldn't ketchup#SixWordStories #FiXatoWrites #FiXatoPUNishes #FiXatoCreative #pun #puns #PunDay
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Friend spotted
tomatoes falling
Couldn't ketchup#SixWordStories #FiXatoWrites #FiXatoPUNishes #FiXatoCreative #pun #puns #PunDay
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CW: Pun: A farmer had 297 cows out in the field, when he got them back to the stables, he had 300. What did he do?
He rounded them up.
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CW: Pun: A farmer had 297 cows out in the field, when he got them back to the stables, he had 300. What did he do?
He rounded them up.
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I fried an RS-232 port; does that make me a serial killer?
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I fried an RS-232 port; does that make me a serial killer?
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#punday surreal estate advertising ?
No vacancy does not bode well ?
(“love will tear us apart” song🎧 )
