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  1. I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

    #Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

  2. I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

    #Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

  3. I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

    #Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

  4. I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

    #Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

  5. I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

    #Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

  6. next attempt. < polycule > was a bust, at this point I am giving up for today and installing element

    If anyone has anything to suggest throw them at me

    #matrixclient #pleasesendhelp #recommendations
  7. next attempt. < polycule > was a bust, at this point I am giving up for today and installing element

    If anyone has anything to suggest throw them at me

    #matrixclient #pleasesendhelp #recommendations
  8. next attempt. < polycule > was a bust, at this point I am giving up for today and installing element

    If anyone has anything to suggest throw them at me

    #matrixclient #pleasesendhelp #recommendations
  9. We are all pictures of deception, based on perceptions of fiction, reflecting delusions about perception itself. Or, as my uncle says after two beers: 'AI is weird and I miss rotary phones.' 🌀📞 #AI #Deception #PleaseSendHelp

  10. We are all pictures of deception, based on perceptions of fiction, reflecting delusions about perception itself. Or, as my uncle says after two beers: 'AI is weird and I miss rotary phones.' 🌀📞 #AI #Deception #PleaseSendHelp

  11. We are all pictures of deception, based on perceptions of fiction, reflecting delusions about perception itself. Or, as my uncle says after two beers: 'AI is weird and I miss rotary phones.' 🌀📞 #AI #Deception #PleaseSendHelp

  12. We are all pictures of deception, based on perceptions of fiction, reflecting delusions about perception itself. Or, as my uncle says after two beers: 'AI is weird and I miss rotary phones.' 🌀📞 #AI #Deception #PleaseSendHelp

  13. You get a relabeling! And you get a metricRelabeling! And you get a couple dropped labels! And you get an entire dozen metrics dropped!

    Newest 2-day Prometheus TSDB block from this morning: Down to 467 MB/day.

    We need more relabelings! Moaaaarrr. 🤪

    #HomeLab #PleaseSendHelp

  14. You get a relabeling! And you get a metricRelabeling! And you get a couple dropped labels! And you get an entire dozen metrics dropped!

    Newest 2-day Prometheus TSDB block from this morning: Down to 467 MB/day.

    We need more relabelings! Moaaaarrr. 🤪

    #HomeLab #PleaseSendHelp

  15. You get a relabeling! And you get a metricRelabeling! And you get a couple dropped labels! And you get an entire dozen metrics dropped!

    Newest 2-day Prometheus TSDB block from this morning: Down to 467 MB/day.

    We need more relabelings! Moaaaarrr. 🤪

    #HomeLab #PleaseSendHelp

  16. You get a relabeling! And you get a metricRelabeling! And you get a couple dropped labels! And you get an entire dozen metrics dropped!

    Newest 2-day Prometheus TSDB block from this morning: Down to 467 MB/day.

    We need more relabelings! Moaaaarrr. 🤪

    #HomeLab #PleaseSendHelp

  17. You get a relabeling! And you get a metricRelabeling! And you get a couple dropped labels! And you get an entire dozen metrics dropped!

    Newest 2-day Prometheus TSDB block from this morning: Down to 467 MB/day.

    We need more relabelings! Moaaaarrr. 🤪

    #HomeLab #PleaseSendHelp

  18. I haven't met the infamous Fediverse bot yet, but I'm now starting to pick up spambot followers (from different servers), so either I'm doing something right or something wrong?

    #PleaseSendHelp

  19. I haven't met the infamous Fediverse bot yet, but I'm now starting to pick up spambot followers (from different servers), so either I'm doing something right or something wrong?

    #PleaseSendHelp

  20. I haven't met the infamous Fediverse bot yet, but I'm now starting to pick up spambot followers (from different servers), so either I'm doing something right or something wrong?

    #PleaseSendHelp

  21. I haven't met the infamous Fediverse bot yet, but I'm now starting to pick up spambot followers (from different servers), so either I'm doing something right or something wrong?

    #PleaseSendHelp

  22. I haven't met the infamous Fediverse bot yet, but I'm now starting to pick up spambot followers (from different servers), so either I'm doing something right or something wrong?

    #PleaseSendHelp

  23. I had severe stomach pain & indigestion last night, to the point of keeping me up late 'til something like 4 in the morning.

    I think these are the culprit: 🌶️🥨
    In my advanced #GenX age, I now have a glitchy stomach and esophagus, so I must limit my spicy foods.

    These are lightly spicy, which kinda sneaks up on me. Plus they are irresistibly F'n delicious to my lizard brain. 🦎🧠 If I'm not careful, I will eat until pain.

    Also related: they are tasty this morning, too.

    #PleaseSendHelp

  24. I had severe stomach pain & indigestion last night, to the point of keeping me up late 'til something like 4 in the morning.

    I think these are the culprit: 🌶️🥨
    In my advanced #GenX age, I now have a glitchy stomach and esophagus, so I must limit my spicy foods.

    These are lightly spicy, which kinda sneaks up on me. Plus they are irresistibly F'n delicious to my lizard brain. 🦎🧠 If I'm not careful, I will eat until pain.

    Also related: they are tasty this morning, too.

    #PleaseSendHelp

  25. I had severe stomach pain & indigestion last night, to the point of keeping me up late 'til something like 4 in the morning.

    I think these are the culprit: 🌶️🥨
    In my advanced #GenX age, I now have a glitchy stomach and esophagus, so I must limit my spicy foods.

    These are lightly spicy, which kinda sneaks up on me. Plus they are irresistibly F'n delicious to my lizard brain. 🦎🧠 If I'm not careful, I will eat until pain.

    Also related: they are tasty this morning, too.

    #PleaseSendHelp

  26. I had severe stomach pain & indigestion last night, to the point of keeping me up late 'til something like 4 in the morning.

    I think these are the culprit: 🌶️🥨
    In my advanced #GenX age, I now have a glitchy stomach and esophagus, so I must limit my spicy foods.

    These are lightly spicy, which kinda sneaks up on me. Plus they are irresistibly F'n delicious to my lizard brain. 🦎🧠 If I'm not careful, I will eat until pain.

    Also related: they are tasty this morning, too.

    #PleaseSendHelp

  27. I had severe stomach pain & indigestion last night, to the point of keeping me up late 'til something like 4 in the morning.

    I think these are the culprit: 🌶️🥨
    In my advanced #GenX age, I now have a glitchy stomach and esophagus, so I must limit my spicy foods.

    These are lightly spicy, which kinda sneaks up on me. Plus they are irresistibly F'n delicious to my lizard brain. 🦎🧠 If I'm not careful, I will eat until pain.

    Also related: they are tasty this morning, too.

    #PleaseSendHelp

  28. #lispyGopherClimate #live on anonradio.net:8443/anonradio 0UTC #now (ish!)
    #climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman !

    Join the #party live in #lambdaMOO as always!

    #lisp
    The #html is better than #python wired.com article everyone's sharing didn't go far enough!

    #dsp
    I promised @shinmera that she could detect speech chirps using convolution
    #pleaseSendHelp

    My #series #fft exploration (works for n=3 !) (Towards #ELS2025 !)

    #jamuary #music @flockofnazguls vs @[email protected] !

    #unix_surrealism @prahou

  29. #lispyGopherClimate #live on anonradio.net:8443/anonradio 0UTC #now (ish!)
    #climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman !

    Join the #party live in #lambdaMOO as always!

    #lisp
    The #html is better than #python wired.com article everyone's sharing didn't go far enough!

    #dsp
    I promised @shinmera that she could detect speech chirps using convolution
    #pleaseSendHelp

    My #series #fft exploration (works for n=3 !) (Towards #ELS2025 !)

    #jamuary #music @flockofnazguls vs @[email protected] !

    #unix_surrealism @prahou

  30. #lispyGopherClimate #live on anonradio.net:8443/anonradio 0UTC #now (ish!)
    #climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman !

    Join the #party live in #lambdaMOO as always!

    #lisp
    The #html is better than #python wired.com article everyone's sharing didn't go far enough!

    #dsp
    I promised @shinmera that she could detect speech chirps using convolution
    #pleaseSendHelp

    My #series #fft exploration (works for n=3 !) (Towards #ELS2025 !)

    #jamuary #music @flockofnazguls vs @[email protected] !

    #unix_surrealism @prahou

  31. #lispyGopherClimate #live on anonradio.net:8443/anonradio 0UTC #now (ish!)
    #climateCrisis #haiku by @kentpitman !

    Join the #party live in #lambdaMOO as always!

    #lisp
    The #html is better than #python wired.com article everyone's sharing didn't go far enough!

    #dsp
    I promised @shinmera that she could detect speech chirps using convolution
    #pleaseSendHelp

    My #series #fft exploration (works for n=3 !) (Towards #ELS2025 !)

    #jamuary #music @flockofnazguls vs @[email protected] !

    #unix_surrealism @prahou

  32. I'm good at keeping my word when it comes to other things, but when it comes to coffee I have to have 2 cups to fill the void. #pleasesendhelp #iwishicoulddrinkmoretea🥺 ☕

  33. I'm good at keeping my word when it comes to other things, but when it comes to coffee I have to have 2 cups to fill the void. #pleasesendhelp #iwishicoulddrinkmoretea🥺 ☕

  34. So I had to quickly unfollow and change my account from business to personal so that I could make it private 😩 how's your day going?
    #PleaseSendHelp

  35. So I had to quickly unfollow and change my account from business to personal so that I could make it private 😩 how's your day going?
    #PleaseSendHelp

  36. So I had to quickly unfollow and change my account from business to personal so that I could make it private 😩 how's your day going?
    #PleaseSendHelp

  37. So I had to quickly unfollow and change my account from business to personal so that I could make it private 😩 how's your day going?
    #PleaseSendHelp

  38. So I had to quickly unfollow and change my account from business to personal so that I could make it private 😩 how's your day going?
    #PleaseSendHelp

  39. She’s also invited herself back to mine, we go back tomorrow and she’s going home on Tuesday.

    #PleaseSendHelp #RollOnTuesday

  40. She’s also invited herself back to mine, we go back tomorrow and she’s going home on Tuesday.

    #PleaseSendHelp #RollOnTuesday

  41. She’s also invited herself back to mine, we go back tomorrow and she’s going home on Tuesday.

    #PleaseSendHelp #RollOnTuesday

  42. She’s also invited herself back to mine, we go back tomorrow and she’s going home on Tuesday.

    #PleaseSendHelp #RollOnTuesday

  43. 4782953: average number of times my kids interrupt me by screaming/breaking things/crying that they got hurt/bursting into the room to announce the other brother hurt them/bursting into the room to demand snacks while I'm trying to film a fifteen second video short.

    #summer "vacation" WILL. NEVER. END. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
    #parenting #kids make it impossible to #workFromHome #imPullingMyHairOut #pleaseSendHelp

  44. 4782953: average number of times my kids interrupt me by screaming/breaking things/crying that they got hurt/bursting into the room to announce the other brother hurt them/bursting into the room to demand snacks while I'm trying to film a fifteen second video short.

    #summer "vacation" WILL. NEVER. END. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
    #parenting #kids make it impossible to #workFromHome #imPullingMyHairOut #pleaseSendHelp

  45. 4782953: average number of times my kids interrupt me by screaming/breaking things/crying that they got hurt/bursting into the room to announce the other brother hurt them/bursting into the room to demand snacks while I'm trying to film a fifteen second video short.

    #summer "vacation" WILL. NEVER. END. 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
    #parenting #kids make it impossible to #workFromHome #imPullingMyHairOut #pleaseSendHelp