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John McClane is not allowed to fight the terrorists because the president of the United States made a deal with the terrorists.
They get to keep the building in exchange for the building's rare earths.
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Activate the EMH:
“Hey Siri”
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Mr Sulu gets addicted to posting on social media
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Riker gets a communicable disease
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Janeway ends up in a women’s prison but still knows how to handle herself.
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#HashTagGamesDick Tracy's wrist watch communicator gets hacked and he ends up getting fired after a crime wave takes over the city...
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Natalie confesses to Jo that the boyfriend she’s never met has been selling her nudes, so Jo recruits Tootie to plant child porn in the guy’s cloud drive and then doxx him.
Mrs. Garrett agrees to get a septum piercing if Blair quits vaping.
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Despite several decades of research at #CERN nothing more interesting than reversed neutron polarity flow has yet been discovered.
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When The Invaders take on human form they are perfect except for one tiny detail.
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The quadrotriticale destined for Sherman's Planet was full of micro-plastics.
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The entire Borg Collective is taken over by Species 8472 because they were distracted by a TikTok of The Queen doing her make up.
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After a firm handshake, handing over a resume, and declaring their work ethic, Archie Bunker, Redd Fox, and Tony Soprano discover what "Human Resources" does for a company.
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HR Pufnstuf loses movie role, told he's “too problematically ethnic”, to play himself in a Sid & Marty Crofft biopic.
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Kristi Noem shoots Lassie after the dog rescues a native american child from a well.
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Ookla the Mok gets deported.
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#DoctorWho forced to use women’s toilets as his first known incarnation was biologically female.
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MacGyver relegated to running a smart phone repair kiosk at the mall.
(that's actually a million dollar sitcom idea. I need a meeting with Netflix)
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Servalan keeps hunting down Avon and co successfully thanks to Orac’s new Recall feature.
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Murphy Brown’s decision to be a single mom for the second time brings yet another criticism from the Vice President (JD Vance) This time, however, she is doxxed, swatted, trolled, arrested and sent to El Salvador.
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Big Al of Arnold’s Drive In loses his business after ICE finds illegal aliens working in the kitchen as pot washers. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #HashtagGames
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Barnabas Collins found himself heavily sedated in a lock down unit of the local Mental Health unit due to his delusions of being a vampire.
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#HashtagGamesDiana Prince's job at the IADC is eliminated during a dramatic workforce reduction. Also for some reason, Wonder Woman doesn't seem to be saving America lately.
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The Rifleman: Drill teams beating down his door to join the all-gender team as a baton twirler
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Angela from who's the boss gets laid off due to Trump DEI directives. #ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters #hashtaggames