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  1. RE: mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/11

    "Professor Gadget, what wonders do you have in store for me today?"

    "Look at this match box. You open it, like so, and a mouse comes out. Very handy when you want to scare unsuspecting victims."

    "Devilish!"

    "And here I have a mousetrap. You open it, like so, and a match comes out. Quite useful if you want to set yourself on fire."

    "I'll say!"

    #matchbox #mouse #mousetrap #matches #microfiction

  2. WWE SmackDown results, grades: Randy Orton turns on Cody Rhodes during contract signing

    Cody Rhodes got what he asked for. Ahead of their WrestleMania 42 match, Rhodes asked for Orton at…
    #NewsBeep #News #Entertainment #CA #Canada #CodyRhodes #JellyRoll #matchgrades #matches #RandyOrton #review #Spoilers #Updates #winners #WWE #wwesmackdownresults
    newsbeep.com/ca/535644/

  3. Colder than a polar bears arsehole today. Liquefied Butane doesn't want to evaporate anymore, so you either need to keep the gas torch somewhere warm or use these:

    #Cold #Winter #Lithuania #Butane #Gas #Matches #Lighter

  4. Colder than a polar bears arsehole today. Liquefied Butane doesn't want to evaporate anymore, so you either need to keep the gas torch somewhere warm or use these:

    #Cold #Winter #Lithuania #Butane #Gas #Matches #Lighter