#johnmastondon — Public Fediverse posts

@tchambers @neilhimself Wasn't #JohnMastondon a Hong Kong Cavalier?

Maybe. You can #JohnMastondon all day long. Personally more interested in the adventures of #JoanMastodon

@ZLabe #johnmastondon Will fix It

Mastodon is actually named after Don Masto, the head of the Sicilian Dinosaur Mafia. Newspapers will not report this.

#JohnMastondon

I sure am glad we're still doing #JohnMastodon - this entertained me nearly all day yesterday.

#joanmastodon #johnmastondon #composite #mastodon

I wonder how long it will take before J. Peterman tries to purchase the stories of #JohnMastondon and claim them as his own for his Biography?

@c0ldbru and there I thought that #JohnMastondon was born on 24th of December...

Continuing my thoughts after “Jean-Baptiste Mastodon” and “Yohanna Mastodonian”, I am now thinking of:
“Yanka Mastodonovic” or “Yahya Abou-Mustadonne” 🤓😅
#JohnMastodonMemorialDay #JohnMastodon #JohnMastondon

@2ndStar
du weißt gar nicht an welchem Pathos #JohnMastondon genau..🧐

"Uhm Hy. I'm the Jim Muskdodon dude you guys like so much over here.
Did you ever heard about a young funky App called #twitter?
Elon who? I have never heard of this likeable man before, but could you pleased Stop call him #SpaceKaren ? This ist against my ähm free speech and stuff you know?!"
#JohnMastondon #x #bluesky

#JohnMastondon ist in unserer Spenderdatenbank und hat das medico-Rundschreiben abonniert. 🤩

John Mastodon
John Mastodon
Infinity tall weighs a million tons
Elon beware
Elon beware
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

Let me lay it on line he never killed a Vine
I mean two sets of deez nuts so divine
In a Rivian R1T made of diamond he made the fediverse
With a GitHub brain and a mammoth heart, his mind a universe

Here comes John in control
Women dug his toots, they love him in Seoul
Ate opponents brains, located their planes
He's coming
He's coming
He's coming

#JohnMastondon

Oh my #JohnMastondon what the #twitter is going on Here?

@ridetheory @voidmstr We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where #JohnMastondon lives. Every July, peas grow there.

My head canon says this is John Mastodon before his first ride into space. #JohnMastondon

Does #JohnMastondon saga reminds anyone of Prester John?

I'd recommend Umberto Eco's Baudolino, in that context, a reminder of how fake news has always been central to the the human history.

#JoanMastodon ... because #JohnMastodon was a #typo

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#art #creatives #mastodon #photoshop #johnmastondon

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@ashinillinois I’ve heard tale of 4 Mrs #JohnMastondon. And all 4 all as happy as can be. At first I didn’t believe it but with the other stories that come out, it could possibly be true. And he only works one job. Cooks all the food for the potlucks at the office. Runs the PTA, volunteers as a phlebotomist for blood drives during times of crisis. Dude is some sort of legend.

After too many dead ends, false leads, 15” of fame impostors, I had lost hope of finding the real John Mastodon. Despondent, the rain tapping on my coat, I slide to a small pub. Clack through the wet cobblestones to find a dim lit, fireplace warmed cozy group of patrons. “Come in, we were waiting for you. I am John Mastodon” Immediate recognition. I cry. Here, in front of me, is John Mastodon, and he is not amused. #JohnMastondon