#joanmastodon — Public Fediverse posts
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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RE: https://mastodon.world/@paninid/117168022097210541
"I hate Georgia nazis."
#JoanMastodonArchived link to Wash Post article:
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Our Lady Joan Mastodon smiled. Oh Sir Gregory, look at yourself, all New-Agey in your handwoven cloak and with the Gandalf stick. Sorry, my friend, there ain't no summer solstice today. Your excursion to Stonehenge is a little premature.
You've been reading Pepys again, haven't you, Greggsy. I agree, there's no better reading than Sam's diary. No better reading, Greggsy. But Sam counted differently. Everyone has since switched to the newfangled Gregorian calendar, don't you know. You of all people should be pleased about that, Sir Gregory!
Be that as it may, you do look great in that cloak of yours, Greggsy. Release your inner Gandalf, my friend, solstice or not.
And so they bantered through the rainy pre-solstice night. How we miss our Lady Joan.
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@Woodswalked @Tweetfiction The sagas cannot even agree on whether her name is #JoanMastodon or #JaneMastodon but this much is clear: she has been around as long as John Mastodon and her contributions are immense although not heralded enough.
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We were hacked! I ordered my minions to fix things and they were able to unhide those profiles right away.
Please let me know, personally, if you see any more profiles that are hidden by Mastodon. (Post the specific links and/or IDs.)
#JohnMastodon #JoanMastodon #JaneMastodon #JuanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon #MastoAdmin #Humor #Humour #Satire
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If you meet #JohnMastodon on the road, kill him.
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That’s an easy one: Joan, Jane, and I are siblings. (Not all by birth, but all by love.)#JohnMastodon #JaneMastodon #JoanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon
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What’s that? Anything I post with hashtag #JohnMastodon will be seen by the entire Fediverse!?!?
Hmm, I always like to start with “Be kind,” but here’s something more specific: “How to Make the World a Better Place”: https://www.nytimes.com/guides/year-of-living-better/how-to-make-the-world-a-better-place
Oh, and regarding the following hashtag: we’re all “bazillionaires,” with worth beyond measure when we collaborate on improving humanity and the human experience.
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I've read a lot about #JohnMastodon, seen the occasional #JoanMastodon, and now even a #JaneMastodon. How do these puzzle pieces fit together? #writing #yesand
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Just the fact, that #JohnMastodon is turning into #JoanMastodon and #JaneMastodon makes me hopeful for humanity. On this platform we embrace the colorful and gray areas, the diverse multitude of life's realities.
More ambiguity and a whole collective space instead of narrow defaults.
Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations #IDIC