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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.
You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.
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Breakfast time, my friends, our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights as they gathered in the Great Hall. Enjoy the fish soup, I made it from last night's leftovers. We shall slay the scrapers, so make sure you are well nourished. Coffee is on the table over there.
#GoodMorningFedi #JoanMastodon #FishSoup #SlayTheScrapers #StopTheAICorruption
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"A good hashtag messes things up. Our hashtags are not the harvested grain in the warehouse, they are the wild seeds dispersed in unknown directions by the violent storm."
Joan Mastodon, The Suppressed Sayings. Appleseed Press, Wealdstone (2026). Aphorism 31.
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Plant your hashtags, my friend, be the interweb's Johnny Appleseed.
Thus spoke Joan Mastodon, and so they did.
#JoanMastodon #planting #hashtags #JohnnyAppleseed #JohnChapman #MastodonCulture
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"We shall fight Quotes on the beaches, we shall fight them on the landing grounds, we shall fight them in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight them on the hills, we shall never surrender ... "
That's what our Lady Joan Mastodon called us to do in her great speech before the Battle of the Hashtags. She was, as ever, right.
QTs break the dialogical principle that gives the pulse of true life to the Fediverse. We want to talk to the other, not talk about them.
#noQuotes #noQT #MartinBuber #IAndThou #JoanMastodon #MastodonCulture