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  1. RE: kolektiva.social/@UsagiTsukino

    "You see self-immolation, as a form of protest, but not enough immolation."
    #JoanMastodon

  2. "My wish is that everyone in this world gets exactly what they deserve."
    #JoanMastodon #TTJ

  3. "I don't take tactical advice from people John Brown would've shot."
    #JoanMastodon

    #JohnBrown #TTJ

  4. RE: mastodon.social/@Lazarou/11727

    ✊

    Washable paint and liquid chalk markers/spray chalk are at least legally defensible methods for getting your point across.

    Use them or lose them.

    #JoanMastodon #resist #ResINT #ArtFED

  5. "Guillotines are the mechanical keyboard of writing a better future."
    #JoanMastodon #TTJ

  6. @CiaraNi

    You do know, don't you, that our Lady Joan Mastodon referred to "windymills" when she wanted to tease Don Quixote, who in his second life had joined her fellowship:

    mastodonapp.uk/@the_roamer/117

    #windymill #DonQuixote #JoanMastodon

  7. And our Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights, Do not fight the windymills like our fellow knight Don Quixote used to do, fight the Scrapers and the Great Algo instead. We will prevail, but only if we work with the windymills, not against them. Windymills are for generating electricity, not for acting out our fantasies.

    You've learned your lesson, Donny, haven't you, she said, smiling kindly toward Sir Alonso across the table. Since he had joined our Lady Joan's fellowship, Donny had become a good slayer of scrapers and a fine planter of hashtags.

    #windymill #DonQuixote #AlonsoQuijano #JoanMastodon

    mastodon.green/@CiaraNi/117222

  8. @stefano

    The Lady Joan Mastodon just called me and said, tell Sir Stefano that he's doing good work. His littleFedi represents the true spirit of our Fellowship.

    Eager to find out how this beautiful project develops!

    #LittleFedi #JoanMastodon #SirStefano

  9. @2ruth

    Those 'O's do keep multiplying, don't they, where will this all end?

    However, it was Louboutin rather than Jimmy Choo when our Lady Joan Mastodon had to choose something special for a state occasion. And Joan had an impeccable sense of style.

    She never went to such events without also blocking out the next few days in her diary. "Warm water baths for my feet, and regular foot massages, Roamer, for at least a couple of days", she explained to me after one such event. "Loubies aren't easy on one's feet, I can assure you of that. Undisputed style comes at a price, Roamer. I wear them on the grand occasions, for fun. Wouldn't do it as a regular thing. Straight trainers, if I can get away with it, or of course my military boots when out slaying scrapers."

    "Though once," she continued, "I did terminate a slayer with the long heel of one of my Loubies. Very satisfying it was, too, Roamer. Louboutins are multipurpose tools."

    #JoanMastodon #Louboutin

  10. "Police unions. Because every rule must have an exception.

    Apparently bastardry supercedes solidarity."
    #JoanMastodon

    #ACAB #TTJ

  11. Fruit, the Lady Joan Mastodon said to her knights. Lots of fresh fruit. Some yoghurt too, if that's your thing. Those will get you through a hot day. My knights stay cool on a hot day. The Great Algo hates it if we stay cool. Let's show him.

    Thus spoke our Lady Joan.

    #JoanMastodon #fruit #yoghurt #resistance

  12. RE: todon.nl/@burnoutqueen/1170169

    The collective creativity & output of the fediverse is more than capable of rectifying this.

    Imagine an art movement that doesn't just idolize "the worker" but empowers workers everywhere.

    Imagine that.

    Imagine

    Form an #ArtFED & seize the means of creativity.

    If you are rightfully skeptical about elevating any one person to lead the movement in your artwork, may #JoanMastodon be your Ned Ludd

    #SolarPunk is cool, but people over vibe is cooler.

    #art #FediArt #ResINT #TTJ #creativity

  13. What are you doing to piss off or embarrass a fascist today?*
    #JoanMastodon

    *Just existing and/or thriving is often enough to accomplish this task.

    #CurrentMood #FuckFascists #TTJ

  14. "We're way past impeachment. It's time to start thinking of internment."
    #JoanMastodon

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