#included — Public Fediverse posts

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by Kevin Ahern

I think that was a lousy
Thing you did
Gift wrapping two batteries
With a note, “Toy not included”

#funny #comedy #laugh #silly #humor #humour #verse #poetry #poem #battery #batteries #included #gift #wrapping #present #birthday

#LGBTQ+ #Chicagoans #outraged as #city imposes new #limits on this year’s #Pride #parade. #Chicago #officials going to reduce the #scale of this year’s #Pride #Parade even more after already announcing an approximately 37% #reduction in #floats and #performances.

The #mayor's #LGBTQ+ #advisorycouncil's says it has not been #included in #conversations about the #proposed #changes.

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Illinois #Chicago #Pride #Police #NoPoliceAtPride

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2024/05/lgbtq-chicagoans-outraged-as-city-imposes-new-limits-on-this-years-pride-parade/

#NewYorkMagazine’s wry 👀:

“… sending #Melaniaalone may have been the least offensive option; #Donald’spresence would have been an even bigger #distraction, and if they #stayedhome they would have been accused of #snubbingtheCarters.

There’s #noclear answer here; it seems we’re going to #debate whether the #Trumps should be #included every time there’s a high-profile #event. Unfortunately, #EmilyPost doesn’t cover what to do when the #formerpresident is a #boorishinsurrectionist.”