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  1. Ultimate chad move - convince everyone else your midlife crisis is actually fashion (ArchonOfFlesh)

  2. Ultimate chad move - convince everyone else your midlife crisis is actually fashion (ArchonOfFlesh)

  3. At the testing center I'm going to this morning, they not only take your phone and such but you aren't even allowed to wear a hat. Obviously these rules were not made with balding people in their 30s in mind.

    Even worse is it is a cold, windy walk to school this morning so I'm gonna have a beanie further messing up my hair.

    #bald #balding #hair

  4. #Cats #overgrooming #balding #anxiety #cures

    🐾 I’m getting desperate up here in Vermont, does anyone here on fabulouso Mastodon have experience with or knowledge about cats with anxiety disorders that eat their belly and inner leg fur.
    🐾 He purrs about six hours a day to self soothe so, which is fantastic.

    🐾 Hugs thanks. Here’s Sweet William. (He was named by the Rescue Shelter in Massachusetts. I saw him online twelve yeas ago and told my husband we were going for a drive.)

  5. @Lazarou I found this eerie white South-African immigrant lookalike who is totally not Elon, posing next to some unknown online payment processor's logo. This is fine, right? #ElonMusk #Elon #Musk #Paypal #Balding

  6. I either have to get more flexible or buy a longer brush so I can comb the hair that has slid from the top of my head and made a curly little pile right above my ass.

    #hairyass #balding #flexibility

  7. Wait, I lied. One more post so I can append a bunch of maybe-relevant hashtags to this little thread on the off chance it's of interest to anyone else out there. Ahem:

    #HairLoss #alopecia #balding #minoxidil #Rogaine #FemaleHairLoss #ThinningHair #PersonalExperience #LichenPlanopilaris
    #FrontalFibrosingAlopecia

    I don't know how good an idea this is; several of those hashtags, to the extent that they seem to be in use, appear to be most heavily associated with folks selling stuff. Hm.

    🤷‍♀️

  8. Wait, I lied. One more post so I can append a bunch of maybe-relevant hashtags to this little thread on the off chance it's of interest to anyone else out there. Ahem:

    #HairLoss #alopecia #balding #minoxidil #Rogaine #FemaleHairLoss #ThinningHair #PersonalExperience #LichenPlanopilaris
    #FrontalFibrosingAlopecia

    I don't know how good an idea this is; several of those hashtags, to the extent that they seem to be in use, appear to be most heavily associated with folks selling stuff. Hm.

    🤷‍♀️

  9. Wait, I lied. One more post so I can append a bunch of maybe-relevant hashtags to this little thread on the off chance it's of interest to anyone else out there. Ahem:

    #HairLoss #alopecia #balding #minoxidil #Rogaine #FemaleHairLoss #ThinningHair #PersonalExperience #LichenPlanopilaris
    #FrontalFibrosingAlopecia

    I don't know how good an idea this is; several of those hashtags, to the extent that they seem to be in use, appear to be most heavily associated with folks selling stuff. Hm.

    🤷‍♀️

  10. Wait, I lied. One more post so I can append a bunch of maybe-relevant hashtags to this little thread on the off chance it's of interest to anyone else out there. Ahem:

    #HairLoss #alopecia #balding #minoxidil #Rogaine #FemaleHairLoss #ThinningHair #PersonalExperience #LichenPlanopilaris
    #FrontalFibrosingAlopecia

    I don't know how good an idea this is; several of those hashtags, to the extent that they seem to be in use, appear to be most heavily associated with folks selling stuff. Hm.

    🤷‍♀️

  11. As a balding man at the barbers, they often tell me how good my "coverage" is. U.S. Cellular sounding ass. Like fam, I'm out here looking like a 1800th-century monk... I'm good about it - that's life, but don't make it weird fam

    -me w/o hat, "yes, lots of coverage"

    #men #barber #monk #funny #life #aging #hair #fashion #showerthoughts #balding #bald

  12. Spring's grass blades start thin.
    Density daily trends plush.
    Inverse lawn balding.

    #haiku #poem #spring #grass #nature #perception #balding