#bald — Public Fediverse posts

Two months ago, I succumbed to the reality of my male pattern baldness and started shaving my head. No trauma, no drama. Actually, I quite like it all sleek and smooth.

So, last night I had a dream that I looked in the mirror and had a full head of hair.

And my reaction was a horrified, "OMG!!! WTF!!!"

#bald #shavedhead #SkullShaver #LarryDavid #Kojak #tellysavalas

New me! Who dis?

#alttxt #alttext #bald #gay

A week ago I decided to shave my head. It’s so hot I was miserable and it was the best decision I’ve made in a minute! I will likely grow it all back but for right now I’m doin bald headed hoe shit in these streets and it’s fabulous!

Bald headed hoe shit- eating on somebody’s patio with James 🤪

I’ve also just experienced the worst eczema flare I’ve had in literal years, so gimme a few days and I’ll have more pics up. I’m tired from typing, someone cum cup my nuts and rub my head 🤤
#alttxt #alttext #bald #hair #shavedhead #gay #queer #Mastadon

Every few years I donate my hair to Little Princess Trust (UK) who support children with cancer by turning my donation into a (part of a) wig.
This year I decided to also figure out how will I look like with my grandfather’s haircut (read: bald). And I think I don’t have to be scared 👨‍🦲🥰

#HairDonation #LittlePrincessTrust #WigsForChildren #Bald #BaldAndBold #Cancer #Charity

Despite my profile photo, I am not Telly Savalas. Telly died years ago, although he's missed. But as of this morning, I look like Telly.

So...if you're a dude with male pattern baldness, you ain't fooling no one. Take the plunge. Grab those clippers and go full metal Kojak. It's not scary. It's liberating. You will feel and look 100 times better. And the $40 you'll save on haircuts each month will buy a very nice bottle of wine.

#baldness #bald #hair #realtalk #truthbomb #protip

@macosken @ttscoff yours? Unlikely. #bald

More DIGNIFIED than human wigs!

https://piefed.social/c/grimdank/p/2098374/more-dignified-than-human-wigs

Here we go, a bald eagle in its prime. #bald #eagle #bird #birds #wildlife #photography #nature #photo

Sexy shaved head Riley Nixon in lingerie.

#shaved #head #shavedhead #bald #fetish #woman #sexy #pornstar #lingerie #rileynixon #canada #canadian

Just me enjoying the sun.

#selfies #sun #bald #africanamerican

There are few conversations in my house where I tune out more than when my wife and the kid who still lives with us talk about coordinating haircuts. My barber for the last 30 years is a dude named Gillette. He's changed his surname a few times: Mach 3, Fusion, ProGlide, but he's always been there for me.

#bald #hair

#dilf #hairy #men #beard #bald

Kinners, es ist was ganz Tolles passiert! 🌈

Es *wird* nämlich was ganz Tolles passieren! 🌈🌈

Das passierte Tolle waren einige DMs, die ich mit @Ratzelbande Linus hin und her geschrieben hab, deren vorläufigen Höhepunkt ich jetzt mit euch teilen will… 🌈🌈🌈

#Bärland hat #Post bekommen! 💌

Mit einem ganz tollen Motiv, das eine tolle Geschichte erzählt – über das Tolle, was passieren wird!

Weil wir nämlich ein #PlüschieTreffen planen!!! 💛 🧡 🤎 ❤️ 🩷 💜 💙 💚

Ist aber noch hin.

#hibbel #endlich #bald

tag urself or a Mystery will come behind you and do Mystery things

#hairy #bald #muscle

I just noticed something......

Why does FOX Sports still use old Kenneth Walker graphic?

He hasn't had hair in a while....... (google Kenneth Walker III, he's been bald for about two years now)

#Bald #NoHair #DivisionalWeekend #SFvsSEA #NFL #Football #Sports #NFLPlayoffs #Postseason #FTTB #Seahawks #NFLonMastodon @nfl @americanfootball

three of a kind
#naked #men #cock #hard #hardcock #bald

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