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I love deadlines
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Especially the sound they make as they go whooshing by while I debug. -
"I'll just fix this one thing" said every developer ever
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5 hours before discovering 20 other issues. -
Why was the JavaScript developer sad?
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He didn't Node how to Express himself. -
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
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They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet. -
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
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They said I didn't put in enough shifts. -
Why did the OOP programmer get kicked out of school?
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Because he kept breaking the class rules. -
What do you call a programmer from Scandinavia?
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Nerdic. -
I have a great joke about concurrency bugs...
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get it wouldn't but. you probably -
What do you call a variable with a twin?
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A double! -
Why was the OOP programmer always calm?
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They were always able to compose themself. -
Why was the composed object struggling financially?
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He had lost all of his inheritance. -
Why are Microsoft developers always stressed out?
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They're constantly on Edge. -
I've got a really good UDP joke but...
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I'm not sure if you'll get it. -
There are two types of devs: Those who document their code and
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okay, actually, just one type. -
Being a programmer is like being a detective in a crime movie
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where you're both the criminal and the investigator. -
There are two types of devs: Those who’ve accidentally wiped a production database
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and those who are about to. -
Why did the programmer stay in the shower forever?
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The shampoo said: Lather, Rinse, Repeat. -
I'd tell you this great joke about software documentation but...
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It's a bit out of date. -
Why couldn’t the computer remove its hat?
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BECAUSE IT HAD CAPSLOCK ON. -
What do you call a programmer who doesn't use Stack Overflow or LLMs?
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A liar. -
There are only 10 kinds of people in this world
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Those who know binary and those who don't. -
What's a programmer's favorite beer?
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IP-A. -
Why did the programmer quit his job?
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He lost his drive. -
Why did the programmer get a job at the pizzeria?
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He was good at slicing arrays. -
What's a hacker's favorite season?
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Phishing season. -
How did the JavaScript developer get lost at school?
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He couldn't find his class. -
I have 10 jokes about binary...
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Do you want to hear the first or the second? -
You Don't Need Enums - Refactor Away Enums In #csharp!
Enums in C# are easy for us to use, but often this means it's easy for us to use them ineffectively. While I don't like to say right and wrong for different things, I do like to point out pros and cons of different approaches.
In this video, we look at enum examples in C# and how we can refactor our csharp code to move away from enum usage altogether! Yay for refactoring!
Watch here:
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Have you heard of the observer pattern?
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Have you heard of the observer pattern?
Read more here:
https://bgh.st/rgp4jm