#vol62issue22 — Public Fediverse posts

Mystery Men Emerge From NYC Manholes

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mystery-men-emerge-from-nyc-manholes/

Zeus Lands Cameo Role As Trojan Soldier In ‘The Odyssey’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/zeus-lands-cameo-role-as-trojan-soldier-in-the-odyssey/

Biggest Revelations From Jill Biden’s New Memoir

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-jill-bidens-new-memoir/

Biggest Revelations From Jill Biden’s New Memoir

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/biggest-revelations-from-jill-bidens-new-memoir/

Man Plans To Climb Mount Kilimanjaro For 90th Birthday

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-plans-to-climb-mount-kilimanjaro-for-90th-birthday/

Mom Disappointed Kids Not Coming Home For National Donut Day

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mom-disappointed-kids-not-coming-home-for-national-donut-day/

Man Plans To Climb Mount Kilimanjaro For 90th Birthday

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-plans-to-climb-mount-kilimanjaro-for-90th-birthday/

Mom Disappointed Kids Not Coming Home For National Donut Day

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mom-disappointed-kids-not-coming-home-for-national-donut-day/

Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/phoebe-bridgers-concertgoer-dips-into-bathroom-to-snort-line-of-zoloft/

Phoebe Bridgers Concertgoer Dips Into Bathroom To Snort Line Of Zoloft

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/phoebe-bridgers-concertgoer-dips-into-bathroom-to-snort-line-of-zoloft/

Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-orders-advanced-federal-review-of-frontier-ai-models/

Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-orders-advanced-federal-review-of-frontier-ai-models/

Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-cracks-down-on-people-getting-paid-for-work/

Department Of Labor Cracks Down On People Getting Paid For Work

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/department-of-labor-cracks-down-on-people-getting-paid-for-work/

Tom Holland Wakes Up From Terrible Nightmare Where Jenners Almost Got Him

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tom-holland-wakes-up-from-terrible-nightmare-where-jenners-almost-got-him/

White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-claims-trump-a-perfectly-healthy-9-foot-tall-35-year-old/

‘Victens Wemponyaga’ Begins Promising Kendrick Perkins Sentence

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/victens-wemponyaga-begins-promising-kendrick-perkins-sentence/

Meta Launches Instagram Plus

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meta-launches-instagram-plus/

Meta Launches Instagram Plus

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/meta-launches-instagram-plus/

Serena Williams Returns To Tennis

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/serena-williams-returns-to-tennis/

Recycillogical

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/recycillogical/

Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-launches-88-billion-fund-for-anyone-who-has-ever-been-rejected-by-woman/

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fuck-it-a-gigs-a-gig-says-bruce-springsteen-agreeing-to-headline-freedom-250-concert/

‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fuck-it-a-gigs-a-gig-says-bruce-springsteen-agreeing-to-headline-freedom-250-concert/

‘Euphoria’ Delivers Happy Ending Where Fans Never Have To Watch ‘Euphoria’ Again

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/euphoria-delivers-happy-ending-where-fans-never-have-to-watch-euphoria-again/

Graham Platner: ‘I Didn’t Know Extramarital Sexting Was A Symbol For Cheating’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/graham-platner-i-didnt-know-extramarital-sexting-was-a-symbol-for-cheating/

CEOs Lose Confidence In Economy

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ceos-lose-confidence-in-economy/

Pros And Cons Of Gentrification

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-gentrification/