#vol61issue40 — Public Fediverse posts

Trump Announces TrumpRx Website For Prescription Drugs

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-announces-trumprx-website-for-prescription-drugs/

Trump Announces TrumpRx Website For Prescription Drugs

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-announces-trumprx-website-for-prescription-drugs/

Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stephen-king-most-banned-author-in-u-s-schools/

Stephen King Most Banned Author In U.S. Schools

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stephen-king-most-banned-author-in-u-s-schools/

What To Know About ‘Good Boy’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-good-boy/

Pete Hegseth Rails Against Fat Generals

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-rails-against-fat-generals/

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nicole-kidman-retires-drag-king-persona-keith-urban/

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

Jane Goodall, Author Of ‘15 Amazing Monkey Facts For Kids,’ Dies At 91

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jane-goodall-author-of-15-amazing-monkey-facts-for-kids-dies-at-91/

Artist Profile: Zach Bryan

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/artist-profile-zach-bryan/

OpenAI Introduces Parental Controls

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-parental-controls/

OpenAI Introduces Parental Controls

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/openai-introduces-parental-controls/

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/physical-media-collector-pumped-for-downfall-of-humanity/

New Season Of ‘Monster’ To Focus On Barista Who Made Ryan Murphy’s Drink Wrong

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-season-of-monster-to-focus-on-barista-who-made-ryan-murphys-drink-wrong/

Taliban Imposes Internet Blackout Amid Morality Crackdown

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/taliban-imposes-internet-blackout-amid-morality-crackdown/

Taliban Imposes Internet Blackout Amid Morality Crackdown

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/taliban-imposes-internet-blackout-amid-morality-crackdown/

Seed Oils: Myth Vs. Fact

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/seed-oils-myth-vs-fact/

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stress-free-eric-adams-spends-day-bribing-pigeons-in-central-park/

U.S. Generals Have Bad Feeling About Dog The Bounty Hunter Taking Stage

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-generals-have-bad-feeling-about-dog-the-bounty-hunter-taking-stage/

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-audibly-counting-non-white-generals/

Trump Audibly Counting Non-White Generals

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-audibly-counting-non-white-generals/

Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hungover-hegseth-struggling-to-remember-how-he-ended-up-in-room-full-of-generals/

Signature Moves

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/signature-moves/

Trump: ‘Another Thing Epstein And I Never Did Is Play Nude Charades’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-another-thing-epstein-and-i-never-did-is-play-nude-charades/

Trump: ‘Another Thing Epstein And I Never Did Is Play Nude Charades’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-another-thing-epstein-and-i-never-did-is-play-nude-charades/

Hilaria Baldwin Hires Nanny To Waltz For Her On ‘Dancing With The Stars’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hilaria-baldwin-hires-nanny-to-waltz-for-her-on-dancing-with-the-stars/

I’d Lather Not

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/id-lather-not/

Taylor Swift Secures 5-Year Restraining Order Against Stalker

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/taylor-swift-secures-5-year-restraining-order-against-stalker/