#transhumor — Public Fediverse posts

What's the maximum amount of Kill Team Minis you're allowed to legally possess at any given time according to your Gender Recognition Certificate?

#transrights #warhammer #transhumor

Every trans girl: "me too babe... me too"
#transfem
#transhumor

But Holmes how did you know Mrs Barkley was transphobic?
It was elementary my dear Watson. Notice the rabid foam dripping from her chin and her obsession with other people's genitals...💖
#transhumor #transjoy

My news years resolution?
Go full dom.
Make money from weak cis guys! 🤪💖
Stay safe and have a wonderful day/evening
Happy New Year
Keep it Queer
Cheers! 💖
#lgbtq #transjoy #transhumor #trans

Fuck Tanner Stages. I'm pretty sure the stages are:
| Flat, 🍒 Cherry, 🥞 Pancake, 🍦 Ice Cream Cone, 🍊 Orange, 💉 Silicone Melon.

#TransJoy #TransHumor #TransRights #QueerHumor #LGBTQ #trans #transition #gender #sex #hormones

friend: I could use some help beating this Elden Ring boss

me: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

*brings out a polite young "man" who prefers playing games with a female avatar for "reasons"*

#TransHumor

If I had grown my denial beard for the whole amount of time it took me to accept myself as trans I would of easily passed as a member of ZZ Top 💖
#transjoy #transhumor ##transwoman

When I first heard about Spiro I thought whys the trans community talking about that little dragon from the console game. 😂💖
#transjoy #transhumor #transwoman

My answer to any when did you first realise you were trans questions is always First full moon after i was bitten by a Unicorn. 💖
#transjoy #transhumor #transwoman

Recalling a few weeks ago when I mentioned in a meeting that at most previous jobs people just called me by last name and my new manager asked, "Were there other Julies where you worked?"

I replied, "At most places there wasn't even one Julie."

#Trans #Humor #TransHumor

I like to jokingly pretend that nobody can tell I'm trans, even though it's honestly pretty damn obvious. I also like to say things that are really only funny if you know I'm trans, otherwise they just sound like I'm an idiot.

The other day at work I mentioned that at most of my past jobs people just called me by my last name. Someone asked, "Was there more than one Julie at those places?"

I replied "There wasn't even one Julie at most of those places."

#Trans #TransHumor #TransHumour

they told me moving to California would make me soft and ain't that the truth *proceeds to down another handful of estrogen*

#transhumor

I always deadname Twitter.

#transhumor #funny

Idk how to explain the level of temptation I have to buy a packer that I will absolutely forget 95% of the time just so my shiny new "wow, I left my dick at home" tic can at least be *accurate*. Or at least 50% funnier.

Ah well, things for After yeeterus. 🤣

#tourettes #tourettesyndrome #tourettessyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #transhumor #nonbinary #theythem #nsfw

Hands down, the best part of having a trans/enby Teen is the jokes.

Y'all, trans humor is fucking AMAZING. And I'm just so filled with joy that Teen and I can send each other memes back and forth as a way to bond.

#Trans #LGBTQIA2S #LGBTQ #TransHumor

#meme #trans #transhumor