#transhumor — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #transhumor, aggregated by home.social.
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An addition to the kitchen for all my trans siblings and anyone else who'd like to *spice up their life* 🏳️⚧️✨
#hrt #hormones #transrightsarehumanrights #transjoyisresistance #transhumor
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What's the maximum amount of Kill Team Minis you're allowed to legally possess at any given time according to your Gender Recognition Certificate?
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What's the maximum amount of Kill Team Minis you're allowed to legally possess at any given time according to your Gender Recognition Certificate?
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Every trans girl: "me too babe... me too"
#transfem
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But Holmes how did you know Mrs Barkley was transphobic?
It was elementary my dear Watson. Notice the rabid foam dripping from her chin and her obsession with other people's genitals...💖
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But Holmes how did you know Mrs Barkley was transphobic?
It was elementary my dear Watson. Notice the rabid foam dripping from her chin and her obsession with other people's genitals...💖
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My news years resolution?
Go full dom.
Make money from weak cis guys! 🤪💖
Stay safe and have a wonderful day/evening
Happy New Year
Keep it Queer
Cheers! 💖
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My news years resolution?
Go full dom.
Make money from weak cis guys! 🤪💖
Stay safe and have a wonderful day/evening
Happy New Year
Keep it Queer
Cheers! 💖
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Fuck Tanner Stages. I'm pretty sure the stages are:
| Flat, 🍒 Cherry, 🥞 Pancake, 🍦 Ice Cream Cone, 🍊 Orange, 💉 Silicone Melon.#TransJoy #TransHumor #TransRights #QueerHumor #LGBTQ #trans #transition #gender #sex #hormones
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Fuck Tanner Stages. I'm pretty sure the stages are:
| Flat, 🍒 Cherry, 🥞 Pancake, 🍦 Ice Cream Cone, 🍊 Orange, 💉 Silicone Melon.#TransJoy #TransHumor #TransRights #QueerHumor #LGBTQ #trans #transition #gender #sex #hormones
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friend: I could use some help beating this Elden Ring boss
me: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
*brings out a polite young "man" who prefers playing games with a female avatar for "reasons"*
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friend: I could use some help beating this Elden Ring boss
me: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
*brings out a polite young "man" who prefers playing games with a female avatar for "reasons"*
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If I had grown my denial beard for the whole amount of time it took me to accept myself as trans I would of easily passed as a member of ZZ Top 💖
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If I had grown my denial beard for the whole amount of time it took me to accept myself as trans I would of easily passed as a member of ZZ Top 💖
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When I first heard about Spiro I thought whys the trans community talking about that little dragon from the console game. 😂💖
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When I first heard about Spiro I thought whys the trans community talking about that little dragon from the console game. 😂💖
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My answer to any when did you first realise you were trans questions is always First full moon after i was bitten by a Unicorn. 💖
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My answer to any when did you first realise you were trans questions is always First full moon after i was bitten by a Unicorn. 💖
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Recalling a few weeks ago when I mentioned in a meeting that at most previous jobs people just called me by last name and my new manager asked, "Were there other Julies where you worked?"
I replied, "At most places there wasn't even one Julie."
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Recalling a few weeks ago when I mentioned in a meeting that at most previous jobs people just called me by last name and my new manager asked, "Were there other Julies where you worked?"
I replied, "At most places there wasn't even one Julie."
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I like to jokingly pretend that nobody can tell I'm trans, even though it's honestly pretty damn obvious. I also like to say things that are really only funny if you know I'm trans, otherwise they just sound like I'm an idiot.
The other day at work I mentioned that at most of my past jobs people just called me by my last name. Someone asked, "Was there more than one Julie at those places?"
I replied "There wasn't even one Julie at most of those places."
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I like to jokingly pretend that nobody can tell I'm trans, even though it's honestly pretty damn obvious. I also like to say things that are really only funny if you know I'm trans, otherwise they just sound like I'm an idiot.
The other day at work I mentioned that at most of my past jobs people just called me by my last name. Someone asked, "Was there more than one Julie at those places?"
I replied "There wasn't even one Julie at most of those places."
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they told me moving to California would make me soft and ain't that the truth *proceeds to down another handful of estrogen*
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they told me moving to California would make me soft and ain't that the truth *proceeds to down another handful of estrogen*
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I always deadname Twitter.
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I always deadname Twitter.
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Idk how to explain the level of temptation I have to buy a packer that I will absolutely forget 95% of the time just so my shiny new "wow, I left my dick at home" tic can at least be *accurate*. Or at least 50% funnier.
Ah well, things for After yeeterus. 🤣
#tourettes #tourettesyndrome #tourettessyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #transhumor #nonbinary #theythem #nsfw
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Hands down, the best part of having a trans/enby Teen is the jokes.
Y'all, trans humor is fucking AMAZING. And I'm just so filled with joy that Teen and I can send each other memes back and forth as a way to bond.
