#lifewithtics — Public Fediverse posts

Idk how to explain the level of temptation I have to buy a packer that I will absolutely forget 95% of the time just so my shiny new "wow, I left my dick at home" tic can at least be *accurate*. Or at least 50% funnier.

Ah well, things for After yeeterus. 🤣

#tourettes #tourettesyndrome #tourettessyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes #transhumor #nonbinary #theythem #nsfw

If I have a bruise on my face/eye when I wake up, I'm going to cry-laugh. Fucking Tourette's.

(I may have just tic-smacked myself. With my phone. Sigh.)

#Tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

Dear brain, please stop ticcing "your mom" at drive thru speakers when they ask "anything else?" after the first item. Why do you pick THEN to hear clearly?? @ the del taco drive thru employee I'm sorry lmao. #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTourettes #LifeWithTics #Tourettes

Tfw #TicAttack while doing dishes. It was only making it mildly aggravating to do dishes til I watered the floor at which point I took a break and went to use the bathroom lol. #tourettes #TouretteSyndrome #LifeWithTics #LifeWithTourettes

#LRT: it's true, I neither know how nor want to explain "your mom fucks!" as either sex ed or #tourettes to the 7 year old in question. (Listen I keep telling the #coprolalia it's none of my business but that sure isn't stopping it. 🙃😅) #lifewithtics #tourettessyndrome