#thebbc — Public Fediverse posts
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The Two Matts
Matt:
Matt, I have had a brilliant idea.Matt:
Of course, your Mattship.Matt:
I haven't told you what it is yet ...Matt:
Oops. Do carry on ...Matt:
Well, y'know how everything is now a podcast or I'll sack the lot of you(?).
[ *other Matt moves eyes* ]
Well ... The best thing about podcasts is ... The Laughing!!!
[ *other Matt groans inside head* ]
Especially when it's some married guy who has never had a day of fun in his life talking with a load of young women who are doing the bit for exposure!Matt:
Excellent idea, your Mattfullness!Matt:
I know! Right(?)!Matt:
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The Two Matts
Matt:
And, that was our "Football Issues" correspondent.
*tT sigh*Matt:
Was that an expression of depressed resignation, Matt!?Matt:
No. Not at all, Matt-fuhrer.Matt:
It is now policy (and probably in the "Style Guide") that all once contentious topics are referred to as "issues".
So ... "scandal" becomes "issues".
Gianni Kashes' lover and payola -- -- "issues".Matt:
( ... i bet he had a lot of "issues" with her ... )Matt:
Don't be facetious, Matt. -
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The Two Matts
Matt:
Matt, I want you to change the name of your show.
From now on it will not be called a "show" but instead be called a "podcast".Matt:
O -- kay.
And, what about radio dramas?Matt:
They will be called "drama podcasts".Matt:
Archives?Matt:
History Podcasts.
ArchiveOn4 will become HistoryPodcastsOnTheGoogleHomeBroadcastSystem.Matt:
And, if there are reports of your death?Matt:
CBeebies Parenting Channel. -
@RonSupportsYou @renewedresistance
Surely, an innocent misunderstanding.
The new Director General of the BBC, Matt Brittin, is also making adjustments to the amount of news output from BBC Radio (aka BBC Sounds); which I am sure has NOTHING at all to do with his previous job.
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... oh ... Google again! 🙄
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And, finally, the fuckers admit it!
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Today's BBC News shit-take is that some people had positive experiences of forced adoption in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s, so they discuss that instead of those who had negative experiences of forced adoption which is the subject of an official government apology.
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RightWingMedia:
"Andy Burnham may not be able to answer questions."That's great analysis.
So, do I get a fifteen minute slot on Radio4 and £500? -
Dear The BBC "Crime" Reporting Ghouls,
I am, once again, posting a message reminding you of "Radio Rwanda".
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
signed,
Anne #AgentOfAForeignPower -
I'd completely forgotten about Knickerless Witch-Hell (but not Zuul Orley).
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"journalists":
'Mastodon? Whats that? *lol*'also "journalists":
'I saw on Trump's Truth Social where I have an account ...' -
If there was a domestic "Black" British Broadcasting Company (BBC) channel run by "Black British people"
(as there is similar services like the Asian Network and various services for countries & regions outside the UK)
then it "could" be filled with stories of attacks/abuse by people in positions in authority and of incidences of pathetic abusive behaviour carried out against "Black people" and made into huge dramas (and "disciplinary meetings") BY "management" where "Black people" become the ones being disciplined for not reacting correctly to the abuse and, of course, the abuse by the abusers has neverending excuses made for them.
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Why does BBC News start their US&Israel Attack on Iran coverage with what launches Iran has made instead of the non-stop attacks that the US&Israel are doing?
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"... who used to work at Google ..."
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Nowadays, BBC Radio broadcast staff can barely get through simple sentences such as "continuity announcements" without hesitation and fear messing up their voices.
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Headline Translation Service:
Government Identity Document scam gets even more complicated yet is still insanely profitable! -
Time to do a #Custerfuchs about people who have and act on personal narratives which are based around torture & murder of "others" and how the British media and establishment are currently engaging in reinforcing those narratives by projecting them onto "asylum seekers".
In a law court, knowledge that someone has those opinions would be considered evidence of "malice aforethought" or "premeditation".
Disseminating those opinions would be considered incitement and not "legitimate complaints" or "legitimate political discourse".The essay is going to need a clever title.
Something like
"Nigel Farage is planning Genocide"
or something like that.( Hi, Nigel! )
#BritishTabloids #UKMedia #TheBBC #BBCNews #OnlineSafetyAct #Ofcom
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News Sniffer tracks news articles and highlights the changes. We've been running continuously since 2006 and have so far found 2.1 million articles and caught over 4.3 million changes!
We focus mostly on what are considered the more serious mainstream news media outlets such as The BBC, The Guardian, The New York Times etc.
#introduction #TheGuardian #TheBBC #NYTimes #NewsSniffer #censorship #bias #neutrality #MediaAnalysis #journalism
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The pubs near the offices of #thesun, #dailymail and #TheExpress are full of journalists blankly staring into space, slowly sipping their scotch after spending a day defending #thebbc
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CW: Sexuelle Handlungen
@Sabinchen0214 @BollerwagenPicard So U're that kind of girl, 2! Who would have thought ...
After all, the contrast suits U/us, well.
Remember: Why waste an afternoon watching #TheBBC 🇬🇧 when U can have #BBC (big #British cock) or even #BBBC (big black British cock), or any cock for that matter, instead?
I hope that when millions will be wasting their time in front of their tellies watching the #Queen's burial 4 hours, I will just B having some of those "buried" in my own holes!
