#standups — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #standups, aggregated by home.social.
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I want to be Stewart Lee, this is why: https://youtu.be/2VLww6mmkQg?si=ECaZ3RDVzxustrWe
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#Agile and #Scrum ought to have been dropped from #SoftwareEngineering by now 😒:
“Some Thoughts As I Sit Here In Another Standup”, Lloyd Atkinson (https://www.lloydatkinson.net/posts/2024/some-thoughts-as-i-sit-here-in-another-standup/).
Via HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40557347
#Work #Charlatan #SnakeOil #MicroManagement #WOMBAT #StandUps
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There’s a lot of swearing in this blog post, but then that’s what makes it both amusing and bang on the money. As ever, there’s a difference between ‘agile’ as in “working with agility” and ‘Agile’ which seems to mean a series of expensive workshops and a semi-dysfunctional organisation.
Just as I […]https://thoughtshrapnel.com/2023/10/16/doing-your-job-well-does-not-entail-attending-more-meetings/
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A guide to #SoftwareDeveloper #job advertisements: (1/2)
• “work on cutting-edge technology”: Do what everyone else is doing
• “a fast-paced environment”: Your job will be constantly firefighting
• “must be a team player”: Must not question authority
• “able to work with minimal supervision”: You’ll be the one we blame when something goes wrong
• “an #Agile team”: We have daily #StandUps
• “a market leader”: Recently started making a profit -
“Oh, I automated our #standups”
Hmm. I don’t think that word means what you think it does.
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SCRUM et les mêlées quotidiennes
https://framablog.org/2019/11/08/scrum-et-les-melees-quotidiennes/ #TootOuRien
Dans cet article, Matt, développeur à Los Angeles, s'attaque aux "daily standups", ces réunions de la méthodologie SCRUM, très à la mode actuellement. Sous ce terme se cache une réunion quotidienne d'au plus 15 minutes, se déroulant normalement debout, qui a pour but la synchronisation de l'équipe. La traduction