#skanksgiving — Public Fediverse posts

@MatthewTitus88 nowhere nearly as dangerous as attending this parade
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

WHERE ARE THESE SKINS COMING FROM?!
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

This monstrosity comes to use from a local station somewhere near 1965 era Philadelphia which explains uh.. nothing
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

I can only assume that the announcer in “Fun in Balloon Land” is a grown up Thumbelina from “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny”. Not a happy assumption but nothing about this is.
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

Please lady, I’ll give you $ or drugs or cigarettes or food- anything you want to make this stop😩
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

Annd now it’s time for the parade
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

JFC this gets worse the more times you watch it
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

And now the reason we’re all here: to get our brains melted by the horrors of “Fun in Balloons Land” (1965) (https://youtu.be/3cpSYje53H0?si=lRRp8LfuhFU0gQQn)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #FunInBalloonLand

Keeping with the patriotism, this is “America the Beautiful”- Mariachi style! (https://youtu.be/bJt4UKI0ZcM?si=2MaoWNP-a7AIw6dq)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #Mariachi

Nothing like music to soothe us after “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny”.. here’s The Grateful Dead and Los Lobos with their take “This Land is Your Land” live from the parking lot next to their tour vehicles (https://youtu.be/I306bJzW0aA?si=TU18HhR960LVWP2t)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #LosLobos #TheGratefulDead

Canadian icon Eugene Levy with an “SCTV” #Thanksgiving Fact… A Canadian fact (https://youtu.be/jzXt6nwPvXY?si=G-xxR74zWX6c0QkT)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SCTV #EugeneLevy

Very thankful that’s over! Here’s the beloved and very dearly missed Oneida actor & activist Graham Greene with a very important commercial (https://youtu.be/j3QOM4JxZQo?si=cqj1dc8GjckwWz8R)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #GrahamGreene #RIPGrahamGreene

I hear sirens but help isn’t coming 😩 #Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

I don’t feel okay about these people having access to a real dog
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

Remember 2hrs ago when Sammo Hung was a kung fu master chef??
#Skanksgiving #Marathud

Men will make the abomination that is “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny” instead of going to therapy or at least just doing nothing
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

@MatthewTitus88 They’re at least smart enough to avoid this crapfest by virtue of living underground
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

“There’s certainly nothing to fear…”
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

Not sorry about the picture quality of this one; sometimes film decay saves us from further horrors
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

my mother tried to get on me about my wearing a white long sleeve shirt under my dress tonight but it’s going to be cold and it’s either wear this or become an ice cube so
#Skanksgiving #Marathud

#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny

"There's a very good reason for Santa not being here..."
I've never been so envious of a fictional fat old man
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaandtheIceCreamBunny

Our next feature presentation is the #Skanksgiving holiday classic: “Santa and The Ice Cream Bunny” BUT to give us a reprieve it’s #RIffTrax style! (https://youtu.be/hw1GxIQqp84?si=ZZZvAZte0fng9nB0)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SantaAndTheIceCreamBunny #RIffTrax #MST3K

Here’s to everyone manning their workplace solo this #Thankgiving (https://youtu.be/AgtGKq1Taj0?si=OGKA-QNA1HNBL0SG)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud

Some people make #Thankgiving leftover sandwiches, early 90s Conan O’Brien & Co. make them put on a show (https://youtu.be/2qjx51qVInM?si=hO05s6NElbO_9XIt) - the more dramatic the better!
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #ConanOBrien

@MatthewTitus88 yeah.. it’s mostly food porn with some kung fu on the side when it remembers to do that
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #KungFuChefs

Yeah idk why “Kung Fu Chefs” ends so suddenly but it does 🤷🏽‍♀️… anyway, here’s Bill Hader as Vincent Price in #SNL’s “Vincent Price’s #Thanksgiving Special” featuring Kristen Wiig as Judy Garland, Fred Armisen as Ricky Ricardo/Desi Arnaz, Eva Longoria as Lucille Ball and also POS Horatio Sanz is there as Alfred Hitchcock (https://youtu.be/5vjMnm_JIOs?si=xv90Y_HjyVMq0bk4)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #SNL

This episode of “The Bear” is weird
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #KungFuChefs

#Skanksgiving #Marathud #KungFuChefs #Goodfellas

What is the holiday season without some baking? Shitty! That’s what! So here’s some hightlights from comedian James Acaster’s memorably traumatic appearance on the annual Great British Bake-Off celebrity show for charity (https://youtu.be/0zky4p5HBYE?si=nGJwg-c8N8HVPsp6)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #GBBO #JamesAcaster

Let’s get into some music with a few little ditties from Artie Kendall The Ghost Crooner played by Brian Stack (https://youtu.be/mcaoRkSK5I8?si=Az-j5JUcVRSDlreC) who now works for Stephen Colbert
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #ConanOBrien #BrianStack

There was even an actual Beavis and Butt-Head balloon but it only appeared this once.. I wonder why🤔
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #BeavisAndButtHead

This was part of the publicity for the final episode of the original run of “Beavis and Butt-head” and would be one of the last times the duo would appear on MTV until the first revival of the show in 2011
#Skanksgiving #Marathud #BeavisAndButtHead

You can’t have thanksgiving without a parade so here’s Beavis and Butthead at the 1997 #MacysDayParade (https://youtu.be/UzNZ4SB26Ms?si=i9zv9CaaYdxa2L47)
#Skanksgiving #Marathud