home.social

#sciencesatire — Public Fediverse posts

Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #sciencesatire, aggregated by home.social.

fetched live
  1. 🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
    sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharm #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🎉 Pharma's been botching drug dosages because they forgot to ask Schrödinger's cat for tips on quantum tunneling! 😂 Apparently, adding a couple of squiggly math lines will magically cure everything... but who knew you needed a degree in both medicine and theoretical physics just to pop a pill? 🧪🔮
    sectio-aurea-q.github.io/pharm #PharmaFails #QuantumPhysics #DrugDosages #SchrödingersCat #MedicineHumor #ScienceSatire #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Tiny Artificial Cells Outsmart Humans, Finally Master Morning Alarm Clock!

    #TinyTimeKeepers #FakeBiology #RoboRhythms #ArtificialIntelligence #ScienceSatire By: TheJestPress.com In what scientists are already calling “the best excuse for being late,” a team of researchers has announced the creation of miniature artificial cells that can, allegedly, *tell time*. These fake cellular timekeepers are being hailed as a breakthrough in the quest to finally develop an alarm…

    thejestpress.com/2025/07/29/ti