#pgdog — Public Fediverse posts

Yet another heroic tale of a tech company bravely reinventing the wheel! 🛞🔥 Apparently, no one realized the world was suffering from a tragic shortage of #Postgres connection poolers. 🙄 Thank goodness for #PgDog, here to save us all from our own competence! 🐶💡
https://pgdog.dev/blog/why-yet-another-connection-pooler #techinnovation #techhero #connectionpooling #HackerNews #ngated

🐶 Wow, #PgDog is here to make #Postgres scale like it's 2026! 🎉 Just slap on a proxy and voilà—magically pretend Postgres doesn’t collapse under big data. 🙄 Because adding layers is definitely how you solve #scaling problems, not a desperate ploy for funding. 🤡
https://pgdog.dev/blog/our-funding-announcement #BigData #TechHumor #DatabaseSolutions #HackerNews #ngated

PgDog is funded and coming to a database near you

https://pgdog.dev/blog/our-funding-announcement

#HackerNews #PgDog #funding #database #startup #tech #news #innovation

🎩🎩 Behold the miracle tool that will *magically* scale your #Postgres setup without you lifting a finger! All hail #PgDog, the connection pooler, load balancer, and #database sharder that will surely do everything except walk your actual dog. 🐕✨ Just remember to pray that it doesn't end up in a GitHub issues graveyard. 🙏🐛
https://github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog #ConnectionPooling #LoadBalancing #DatabaseSharding #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated

PgDog – Scale Postgres without changing the app

https://github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog

#HackerNews #PgDog #Postgres #Scale #App #Development #Database #Technology

😂 Ah, another magical tool promising to effortlessly transform your crusty old #Postgres into a horizontally scaling unicorn without any of those annoying extensions! #PgDog, because why bother understanding your #database when you can just slap on some "automatic sharding" and call it a day? 🚀🐶
https://github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog #automatic #sharding #humor #HackerNews #ngated

PgDog – Shard Postgres without extensions

https://github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog

#HackerNews #PgDog #Shard #Postgres #without #extensions #database #scalability #Postgres #community #open #source

#PgDog is a #network #proxy and it can see every byte sent between #Postgres and the clients. It understands #SQL and can infer where queries should go, without requiring changes to application code. In this article, we discuss how we handle the Postgres wire protocol and manipulate it to serve queries to multiple databases at the same time. https://pgdog.dev/blog/hacking-postgres-wire-protocol