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Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

Auditor: Can you send a screenshot of the access VPN timeouts so we can demonstrate policy compliance?
Me: (Sends relevant portions of the configuration.)
Them: This is a text file. We need a screenshot.
Me: (Sends screenshot of my terminal session showing the relevant portions of the configuration.)
#InfoSec #NetEng #MaliciousCompliance

We have dozens of relatively simple methods to secure Internet traffic, but we’re often reduced to “just open access through your firewalls from this huge list of source addresses” because too many folks can’t be arsed to do any of those. Keeping it simple is •not• about moving the complexity into the customer’s realm of responsibility. #NetEng #InfoSec

We have dozens of relatively simple methods to secure Internet traffic, but we’re often reduced to “just open access through your firewalls from this huge list of source addresses” because too many folks can’t be arsed to do any of those. Keeping it simple is •not• about moving the complexity into the customer’s realm of responsibility. #NetEng #InfoSec

We have dozens of relatively simple methods to secure Internet traffic, but we’re often reduced to “just open access through your firewalls from this huge list of source addresses” because too many folks can’t be arsed to do any of those. Keeping it simple is •not• about moving the complexity into the customer’s realm of responsibility. #NetEng #InfoSec

We have dozens of relatively simple methods to secure Internet traffic, but we’re often reduced to “just open access through your firewalls from this huge list of source addresses” because too many folks can’t be arsed to do any of those. Keeping it simple is •not• about moving the complexity into the customer’s realm of responsibility. #NetEng #InfoSec

We have dozens of relatively simple methods to secure Internet traffic, but we’re often reduced to “just open access through your firewalls from this huge list of source addresses” because too many folks can’t be arsed to do any of those. Keeping it simple is •not• about moving the complexity into the customer’s realm of responsibility. #NetEng #InfoSec

I think I’ve been in this industry for too long. I searched for a synopsis this morning and accidentally typed “synoptics” instead. Last week I was teaching the NATO phonetic alphabet and taught “unicorn” instead of “uniform.” #NetEng #SiliconValley

I think I’ve been in this industry for too long. I searched for a synopsis this morning and accidentally typed “synoptics” instead. Last week I was teaching the NATO phonetic alphabet and taught “unicorn” instead of “uniform.” #NetEng #SiliconValley

I think I’ve been in this industry for too long. I searched for a synopsis this morning and accidentally typed “synoptics” instead. Last week I was teaching the NATO phonetic alphabet and taught “unicorn” instead of “uniform.” #NetEng #SiliconValley

I think I’ve been in this industry for too long. I searched for a synopsis this morning and accidentally typed “synoptics” instead. Last week I was teaching the NATO phonetic alphabet and taught “unicorn” instead of “uniform.” #NetEng #SiliconValley

I think I’ve been in this industry for too long. I searched for a synopsis this morning and accidentally typed “synoptics” instead. Last week I was teaching the NATO phonetic alphabet and taught “unicorn” instead of “uniform.” #NetEng #SiliconValley

"SD-WAN" (over MPLS no less!) with IPSec tunnels (not transports!), hard static routes for link monitoring, and floating static routes for tunnel failover... because that's less complicated than using a routing protocol. #NetEng #BangHeadHere

"SD-WAN" (over MPLS no less!) with IPSec tunnels (not transports!), hard static routes for link monitoring, and floating static routes for tunnel failover... because that's less complicated than using a routing protocol. #NetEng #BangHeadHere

"SD-WAN" (over MPLS no less!) with IPSec tunnels (not transports!), hard static routes for link monitoring, and floating static routes for tunnel failover... because that's less complicated than using a routing protocol. #NetEng #BangHeadHere

"SD-WAN" (over MPLS no less!) with IPSec tunnels (not transports!), hard static routes for link monitoring, and floating static routes for tunnel failover... because that's less complicated than using a routing protocol. #NetEng #BangHeadHere

"SD-WAN" (over MPLS no less!) with IPSec tunnels (not transports!), hard static routes for link monitoring, and floating static routes for tunnel failover... because that's less complicated than using a routing protocol. #NetEng #BangHeadHere

Listened to a presentation today from someone with an accent that made every instance of “configuration” sound like “conflagration” instead. Thinking about this further, sometimes there’s little difference between the two. #NetEng

Listened to a presentation today from someone with an accent that made every instance of “configuration” sound like “conflagration” instead. Thinking about this further, sometimes there’s little difference between the two. #NetEng

Listened to a presentation today from someone with an accent that made every instance of “configuration” sound like “conflagration” instead. Thinking about this further, sometimes there’s little difference between the two. #NetEng

Listened to a presentation today from someone with an accent that made every instance of “configuration” sound like “conflagration” instead. Thinking about this further, sometimes there’s little difference between the two. #NetEng

Listened to a presentation today from someone with an accent that made every instance of “configuration” sound like “conflagration” instead. Thinking about this further, sometimes there’s little difference between the two. #NetEng

At TORNOG 1 in a Nokia automation workshop. They're talking about gRIBI and I'm suddenly craving a steak. #NetEng

At TORNOG 1 in a Nokia automation workshop. They're talking about gRIBI and I'm suddenly craving a steak. #NetEng

At TORNOG 1 in a Nokia automation workshop. They're talking about gRIBI and I'm suddenly craving a steak. #NetEng

At TORNOG 1 in a Nokia automation workshop. They're talking about gRIBI and I'm suddenly craving a steak. #NetEng

At TORNOG 1 in a Nokia automation workshop. They're talking about gRIBI and I'm suddenly craving a steak. #NetEng

Taking a break from the day to day for an awesome event in Toronto. #NetEng https://tornog.ca/events/tornog-1/

Taking a break from the day to day for an awesome event in Toronto. #NetEng https://tornog.ca/events/tornog-1/

Taking a break from the day to day for an awesome event in Toronto. #NetEng https://tornog.ca/events/tornog-1/

Taking a break from the day to day for an awesome event in Toronto. #NetEng https://tornog.ca/events/tornog-1/

Taking a break from the day to day for an awesome event in Toronto. #NetEng https://tornog.ca/events/tornog-1/

Hm. RADIUS bandwidth profile was defined as 1024/8192 B/s instead of 1024/8192 KB/s. I now have an explanation for the angry tickets from a few customers. Easily corrected. I also know that my traffic restrictions are working correctly… if not as intended. #Oops #NetEng

Hm. RADIUS bandwidth profile was defined as 1024/8192 B/s instead of 1024/8192 KB/s. I now have an explanation for the angry tickets from a few customers. Easily corrected. I also know that my traffic restrictions are working correctly… if not as intended. #Oops #NetEng

Hm. RADIUS bandwidth profile was defined as 1024/8192 B/s instead of 1024/8192 KB/s. I now have an explanation for the angry tickets from a few customers. Easily corrected. I also know that my traffic restrictions are working correctly… if not as intended. #Oops #NetEng

Hm. RADIUS bandwidth profile was defined as 1024/8192 B/s instead of 1024/8192 KB/s. I now have an explanation for the angry tickets from a few customers. Easily corrected. I also know that my traffic restrictions are working correctly… if not as intended. #Oops #NetEng

Hm. RADIUS bandwidth profile was defined as 1024/8192 B/s instead of 1024/8192 KB/s. I now have an explanation for the angry tickets from a few customers. Easily corrected. I also know that my traffic restrictions are working correctly… if not as intended. #Oops #NetEng

I heard IPv4 referred to as telnet-era IP yesterday. Made me smile. #NetEng #IPv6

I heard IPv4 referred to as telnet-era IP yesterday. Made me smile. #NetEng #IPv6

I heard IPv4 referred to as telnet-era IP yesterday. Made me smile. #NetEng #IPv6

I heard IPv4 referred to as telnet-era IP yesterday. Made me smile. #NetEng #IPv6

I heard IPv4 referred to as telnet-era IP yesterday. Made me smile. #NetEng #IPv6

I’m wondering if @mikrotik has thought of adding “access point” on the back of these? Maybe taking the joke a little too far? https://merch.mikrotik.com/products/groove-boxer-briefs #WiFi #NetEng #Merch

I’m wondering if @mikrotik has thought of adding “access point” on the back of these? Maybe taking the joke a little too far? https://merch.mikrotik.com/products/groove-boxer-briefs #WiFi #NetEng #Merch

I’m wondering if @mikrotik has thought of adding “access point” on the back of these? Maybe taking the joke a little too far? https://merch.mikrotik.com/products/groove-boxer-briefs #WiFi #NetEng #Merch

I’m wondering if @mikrotik has thought of adding “access point” on the back of these? Maybe taking the joke a little too far? https://merch.mikrotik.com/products/groove-boxer-briefs #WiFi #NetEng #Merch

I’m wondering if @mikrotik has thought of adding “access point” on the back of these? Maybe taking the joke a little too far? https://merch.mikrotik.com/products/groove-boxer-briefs #WiFi #NetEng #Merch