#linuxjoke — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #linuxjoke, aggregated by home.social.
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CW: What do you call a Linux joke?
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CW: Why did the sysadmin cross the road?
To get to the Chroot Jail.
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CW: What did one GNU say to the other GNU?
"Let's get together and form a kernel!"
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CW: How do you make a Swiss roll?
With gentoo-layers.
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CW: What did Linux say when asked to go out for a date?
A. I'd love to, but I have to go-on-a-line.
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CW: Why did the sysadmin cross the road?
Because he was probably trying to get to the Linux user group meeting on the other side.
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CW: What do you call a Linux joke?
A puny-x!
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CW: What do you call a Linux joke?
A pun-ux.
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CW: Q:Why did the sysadmin cross the road?
To get to the Shell on the other side.
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CW: What did the Linux system say to the other?
"Are you tired? You look kinda low-tea!"
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CW: What is a Linux user's favorite text editor?
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CW: What did the Linux user do when his computer froze?
He/She/They/Xe/Ve ran fsck!
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CW: How many Linux developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Linux doesn't change, it evolves.
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CW: Why did the Linux user book his flight online?
He'd heard that penguins have wings.
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CW: What did the Linux user do when their computer wouldn't boot?
Panicked, then typed 'sudo panic'
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CW: Why did the Linux user compile her program?
Because she wanted it to be "unix on the outside, gnu on the inside."
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CW: Why did the spider use Linux?
Because he wanted to be social without getting too close to anyone!
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CW: What do you call a rage-filled Debian user?
A maniac!!
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CW: What did the Linux user do when their computer froze?
They tried rebooting their processor.
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CW: Why did the linux user get so upset?
He was shell shocked.
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CW: How do Linux systems famously greet each other?
They say "Hello, world!"
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CW: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
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CW: What did the Linux user do when his computer died?
He cached in his pants.
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CW: What did the Linux user do when their computer froze?
They tried rebooting their penguin.
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CW: What kind of computer sings the best?
A dell-uxion
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@gamingonlinux saw this graphic awhile back! #linuxjoke about #WindowsUsers
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@gamingonlinux saw this graphic awhile back! #linuxjoke about #WindowsUsers
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@gamingonlinux saw this graphic awhile back! #linuxjoke about #WindowsUsers