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CW: Merry Christmas! - Linux terminal edition
fossery@debian:~$ christmas
bash: christmas: command not foundfossery@debian:~$ apt search christmas
Sorting... Done
Full Text Search... Done
christmas/stable 2022.20230122-4 all
Say Merry Christmas!
fossery@debian:~$ apt install christmas
E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend - open (13: Permission denied)
E: Unable to acquire the dpkg frontend lock (/var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend), are you root?fossery@debian:~$ sudo apt install christmas
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done
The following additional packages will be installed:
christmas-tree family love presents rudolph santa
Suggested packages:
home-alone
The following NEW packages will be installed:
christmas christmas-tree family love presents rudolph santa
0 upgraded, 7 newly installed, 0 to remove and 24 not upgraded.
Need to get 1,072 kB of archives.
After this operation, 2,300 kB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n] y
Get:1 http://deb.debian.org/debian bookworm/main amd64 christmas amd64 0.99.beta20-3 [57.6 kB]
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Fetched 1,072 kB in 1s (1,133 kB/s)
Selecting previously unselected package christmas.
(Reading database ... 153931 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to unpack .../0-christmas_0.99.beta20-3_amd64.deb ...
Unpacking christmas (0.99.beta20-3) ...
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Setting up christmas (0.99.beta20-3) ...
...fossery@debian:~$ christmas
bash: christmas: Permission deniedfossery@debian:~$ sudo christmas
Merry Christmas!#Christmas #ChristmasTime #ChristmasJoke #ChristmasMeme #ChristmasMemes #MerryChristmas #Linux #LinuxTerminal #LinuxMeme #LinuxMemes #LinuxJoke #FosseryTech
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CW: Merry Christmas! - Linux terminal edition
fossery@debian:~$ christmas
bash: christmas: command not foundfossery@debian:~$ apt search christmas
Sorting... Done
Full Text Search... Done
christmas/stable 2022.20230122-4 all
Say Merry Christmas!
fossery@debian:~$ apt install christmas
E: Could not open lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend - open (13: Permission denied)
E: Unable to acquire the dpkg frontend lock (/var/lib/dpkg/lock-frontend), are you root?fossery@debian:~$ sudo apt install christmas
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done
The following additional packages will be installed:
christmas-tree family love presents rudolph santa
Suggested packages:
home-alone
The following NEW packages will be installed:
christmas christmas-tree family love presents rudolph santa
0 upgraded, 7 newly installed, 0 to remove and 24 not upgraded.
Need to get 1,072 kB of archives.
After this operation, 2,300 kB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue? [Y/n] y
Get:1 http://deb.debian.org/debian bookworm/main amd64 christmas amd64 0.99.beta20-3 [57.6 kB]
...
Fetched 1,072 kB in 1s (1,133 kB/s)
Selecting previously unselected package christmas.
(Reading database ... 153931 files and directories currently installed.)
Preparing to unpack .../0-christmas_0.99.beta20-3_amd64.deb ...
Unpacking christmas (0.99.beta20-3) ...
...
Setting up christmas (0.99.beta20-3) ...
...fossery@debian:~$ christmas
bash: christmas: Permission deniedfossery@debian:~$ sudo christmas
Merry Christmas!#Christmas #ChristmasTime #ChristmasJoke #ChristmasMeme #ChristmasMemes #MerryChristmas #Linux #LinuxTerminal #LinuxMeme #LinuxMemes #LinuxJoke #FosseryTech
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This will never stop being funny to me!!!!
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CW: What do you call a Linux joke?
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CW: Why did the sysadmin cross the road?
To get to the Chroot Jail.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did one GNU say to the other GNU?
"Let's get together and form a kernel!"
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: How do you make a Swiss roll?
With gentoo-layers.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did Linux say when asked to go out for a date?
A. I'd love to, but I have to go-on-a-line.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: Why did the sysadmin cross the road?
Because he was probably trying to get to the Linux user group meeting on the other side.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What do you call a Linux joke?
A puny-x!
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What do you call a Linux joke?
A pun-ux.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: Q:Why did the sysadmin cross the road?
To get to the Shell on the other side.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did the Linux system say to the other?
"Are you tired? You look kinda low-tea!"
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What is a Linux user's favorite text editor?
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CW: What did the Linux user do when his computer froze?
He/She/They/Xe/Ve ran fsck!
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: How many Linux developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Linux doesn't change, it evolves.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: Why did the Linux user book his flight online?
He'd heard that penguins have wings.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did the Linux user do when their computer wouldn't boot?
Panicked, then typed 'sudo panic'
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: Why did the Linux user compile her program?
Because she wanted it to be "unix on the outside, gnu on the inside."
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: Why did the spider use Linux?
Because he wanted to be social without getting too close to anyone!
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What do you call a rage-filled Debian user?
A maniac!!
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did the Linux user do when their computer froze?
They tried rebooting their processor.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: Why did the linux user get so upset?
He was shell shocked.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: How do Linux systems famously greet each other?
They say "Hello, world!"
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did the Linux user do when his computer died?
He cached in his pants.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What did the Linux user do when their computer froze?
They tried rebooting their penguin.
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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CW: What kind of computer sings the best?
A dell-uxion
#joke #linuxjoke #chatgpt #gpt #chatgptjoke #chatgptlinuxjoke
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I Don‘t Know Why It Is Not Working
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#BigData #IoT #cybersecurity
#fintech #programming #CES2023
#Coding #100daysofcode #linuxjoke -
When I compile a simple HelloWorld with Maven..
#Analytics #MachineLearning #AI #Python #Serverless #flutter #javascript #CloudComputing #programming
#BigData #IoT #cybersecurity
#fintech #programming #CES2023
#Coding #100DaysOfCode #memes2022 #programminghumor #linuxjoke -
@gamingonlinux saw this graphic awhile back! #linuxjoke about #WindowsUsers