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Me (shopping around on #LexCorp): Mmm, this 12oz #YerbaMate gourd I got is just way too big. I can never finish it in a day. Oh, this 8oz one looks really nice! It's only $9!

*POOF* A winged, portly lady wearing sweatpants and a hoodie appears amidst a shimmering blue light, hovering in my room. She is holding a magic wand, which may actually be a miniature magical rubber stress-relieving mallet.

Me: "WHO ARE YOU?!?"

ACFG: "Why silly Dane, I'm your anti-consumerist fairy godmother!"

Me: "Anti-Consumerist Fairy Godmother!?"

ACFG: "Yes, but you don't have to capitalize my name. I'm chill."

Me: "Oh. Well, hi, anti-consumerist fairy godmother. What do you want??"

ACFG: "To bop you on your cute little forehead and to remind you that you don't HAVE to buy a new mate, you can just pour in less yerba, you lunkhead!"

*BONK!*

The world goes dark for a moment. Feeling slightly dizzy, I open my eyes. I close the amazon window and go on about my day.

#FediStory #Humor #AntiConsumerism #Consumerism

Hey #tooters,

How do you buy (paper) books ethically?
I was looking at abebooks, but they're owned by #LexCorp now 🤦‍♂️

Wow, #LexCorp sure does ship stuff fast.

Downloading #GrapheneOS via the web installer now. I installed Eloston's Ungoogled-Chromium just for this one task.

Don't let me down GrapheneOS. XD

P.S. I still love #CalyxOS and the community. I just want to try something new.

P.P.S. FYI, de-googled chromium doesn't work with the GrapheneOS web installer. #LearnSomethingNewEveryDay

Wow, #LexCorp sure does ship stuff fast.

Downloading #GrapheneOS via the web installer now. I installed Eloston's Ungoogled-Chromium just for this one task.

Don't let me down GrapheneOS. XD

P.S. I still love #CalyxOS and the community. I just want to try something new.

P.P.S. FYI, de-googled chromium doesn't work with the GrapheneOS web installer. #LearnSomethingNewEveryDay

Wow, #LexCorp sure does ship stuff fast.

Downloading #GrapheneOS via the web installer now. I installed Eloston's Ungoogled-Chromium just for this one task.

Don't let me down GrapheneOS. XD

P.S. I still love #CalyxOS and the community. I just want to try something new.

P.P.S. FYI, de-googled chromium doesn't work with the GrapheneOS web installer. #LearnSomethingNewEveryDay

Wow, #LexCorp sure does ship stuff fast.

Downloading #GrapheneOS via the web installer now. I installed Eloston's Ungoogled-Chromium just for this one task.

Don't let me down GrapheneOS. XD

P.S. I still love #CalyxOS and the community. I just want to try something new.

P.P.S. FYI, de-googled chromium doesn't work with the GrapheneOS web installer. #LearnSomethingNewEveryDay

Wow, #LexCorp sure does ship stuff fast.

Downloading #GrapheneOS via the web installer now. I installed Eloston's Ungoogled-Chromium just for this one task.

Don't let me down GrapheneOS. XD

P.S. I still love #CalyxOS and the community. I just want to try something new.

P.P.S. FYI, de-googled chromium doesn't work with the GrapheneOS web installer. #LearnSomethingNewEveryDay