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  1. @kava I had a terrible night last night, so I decided to get #krunked early today

    I'm really chill now.

    #kava #chill

  2. @kava I had a terrible night last night, so I decided to get #krunked early today

    I'm really chill now.

    #kava #chill

  3. @kava I had a terrible night last night, so I decided to get #krunked early today

    I'm really chill now.

    #kava #chill

  4. @kava I had a terrible night last night, so I decided to get #krunked early today

    I'm really chill now.

    #kava #chill

  5. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

    I have a new expression:

    situational assholity

    That's when someone is an asshole to you, only in some situations.

    When you visit them with a partner, they are not assholes.

    But dare to visit them alone, and they are dripping with assholity.

    It totally works... and I'm not #krunked yet.

    #assholes #assholity #SituationalAssholity

  6. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

    I have a new expression:

    situational assholity

    That's when someone is an asshole to you, only in some situations.

    When you visit them with a partner, they are not assholes.

    But dare to visit them alone, and they are dripping with assholity.

    It totally works... and I'm not #krunked yet.

    #assholes #assholity #SituationalAssholity

  7. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

    I have a new expression:

    situational assholity

    That's when someone is an asshole to you, only in some situations.

    When you visit them with a partner, they are not assholes.

    But dare to visit them alone, and they are dripping with assholity.

    It totally works... and I'm not #krunked yet.

    #assholes #assholity #SituationalAssholity

  8. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

    I have a new expression:

    situational assholity

    That's when someone is an asshole to you, only in some situations.

    When you visit them with a partner, they are not assholes.

    But dare to visit them alone, and they are dripping with assholity.

    It totally works... and I'm not #krunked yet.

    #assholes #assholity #SituationalAssholity

  9. Jeg er veldig krunked akkurat nå.

    "Why are you writing in bokmål?"

    Because I learned it.

    "Oh, really? Who taught you bokmål?"

    A skunk...

    "Well, that explains why your bokmål stinks."

    Exeunt las patatas!

    The Fin.

    #bokmål #Norwegian #skunks #kava #krunked #stinks #fin #patatas

  10. Jeg er veldig krunked akkurat nå.

    "Why are you writing in bokmål?"

    Because I learned it.

    "Oh, really? Who taught you bokmål?"

    A skunk...

    "Well, that explains why your bokmål stinks."

    Exeunt las patatas!

    The Fin.

    #bokmål #Norwegian #skunks #kava #krunked #stinks #fin #patatas

  11. Jeg er veldig krunked akkurat nå.

    "Why are you writing in bokmål?"

    Because I learned it.

    "Oh, really? Who taught you bokmål?"

    A skunk...

    "Well, that explains why your bokmål stinks."

    Exeunt las patatas!

    The Fin.

    #bokmål #Norwegian #skunks #kava #krunked #stinks #fin #patatas

  12. Jeg er veldig krunked akkurat nå.

    "Why are you writing in bokmål?"

    Because I learned it.

    "Oh, really? Who taught you bokmål?"

    A skunk...

    "Well, that explains why your bokmål stinks."

    Exeunt las patatas!

    The Fin.

    #bokmål #Norwegian #skunks #kava #krunked #stinks #fin #patatas

  13. @kava The krunkificaiton is going to happen early today. I'm feeling rather meh...

    #kava #MentalHealth #krunked

  14. @kava The krunkificaiton is going to happen early today. I'm feeling rather meh...

    #kava #MentalHealth #krunked

  15. @kava The krunkificaiton is going to happen early today. I'm feeling rather meh...

    #kava #MentalHealth #krunked

  16. @kava The krunkificaiton is going to happen early today. I'm feeling rather meh...

    #kava #MentalHealth #krunked

  17. @kava I'm nicely krunked right now on some old kava whose name I just don't remember. I'm about to make a batch of Santo's Pride.

    #kava #krunked #SantosPride

  18. @kava I'm nicely krunked right now on some old kava whose name I just don't remember. I'm about to make a batch of Santo's Pride.

    #kava #krunked #SantosPride

  19. @kava I'm nicely krunked right now on some old kava whose name I just don't remember. I'm about to make a batch of Santo's Pride.

    #kava #krunked #SantosPride

  20. @kava I'm nicely krunked right now on some old kava whose name I just don't remember. I'm about to make a batch of Santo's Pride.

    #kava #krunked #SantosPride

  21. I'm well #krunked right now from having drank my #kava. Chill as fuck...

  22. I'm well #krunked right now from having drank my #kava. Chill as fuck...

  23. I'm well #krunked right now from having drank my #kava. Chill as fuck...

  24. I'm well #krunked right now from having drank my #kava. Chill as fuck...

  25. @kava I'm getting #krunked early.

    I may have stepped into it with my date. Our outing is not happening today, due to troubles at her domicile. There was no big dispute, but we had a misunderstanding. 😩

    #dating #IAmAnIdiot

  26. @kava I'm getting #krunked early.

    I may have stepped into it with my date. Our outing is not happening today, due to troubles at her domicile. There was no big dispute, but we had a misunderstanding. 😩

    #dating #IAmAnIdiot

  27. @kava I'm getting #krunked early.

    I may have stepped into it with my date. Our outing is not happening today, due to troubles at her domicile. There was no big dispute, but we had a misunderstanding. 😩

    #dating #IAmAnIdiot

  28. @kava I'm getting #krunked early.

    I may have stepped into it with my date. Our outing is not happening today, due to troubles at her domicile. There was no big dispute, but we had a misunderstanding. 😩

    #dating #IAmAnIdiot

  29. "What are you saying? Are you #drunk?"

    "No. I'll have you know that I'm merely #krunked."

    #kava

  30. "What are you saying? Are you #drunk?"

    "No. I'll have you know that I'm merely #krunked."

    #kava

  31. "What are you saying? Are you #drunk?"

    "No. I'll have you know that I'm merely #krunked."

    #kava

  32. "What are you saying? Are you #drunk?"

    "No. I'll have you know that I'm merely #krunked."

    #kava

  33. @kava I'm #krunked, and I have to #cook tonight. Am I going to kill myself???

    Stay tuned!

    (Nah, I'm not going to kill myself.)

  34. @kava I'm #krunked, and I have to #cook tonight. Am I going to kill myself???

    Stay tuned!

    (Nah, I'm not going to kill myself.)

  35. @kava I'm #krunked, and I have to #cook tonight. Am I going to kill myself???

    Stay tuned!

    (Nah, I'm not going to kill myself.)

  36. @kava I'm #krunked, and I have to #cook tonight. Am I going to kill myself???

    Stay tuned!

    (Nah, I'm not going to kill myself.)

  37. @kava I might add that I did my upgrade of #Mastodon to v4.2.0-beta1 while #krunked on #kava. That's how easy it was. :catjam:

    I'm having my second shell... er... mug right now. :derpface:

  38. @kava I might add that I did my upgrade of #Mastodon to v4.2.0-beta1 while #krunked on #kava. That's how easy it was. :catjam:

    I'm having my second shell... er... mug right now. :derpface:

  39. @kava I might add that I did my upgrade of #Mastodon to v4.2.0-beta1 while #krunked on #kava. That's how easy it was. :catjam:

    I'm having my second shell... er... mug right now. :derpface:

  40. @kava I might add that I did my upgrade of #Mastodon to v4.2.0-beta1 while #krunked on #kava. That's how easy it was. :catjam:

    I'm having my second shell... er... mug right now. :derpface:

  41. @kava I'm going to start getting #krunked early today too. I have Ambae's Kava brewing right now. It is not my preferred #kava but I still have some that I must finish.

    I'll probably switch to my preferred kava later: Santo's Pride.

    I'm feeling normal today. Yesterday I was feeling meh for not good reason. 🤷

    Looking forward to the nice effect of kava. :derpface:

    #MentalHealth #anxiety #depression #SantosPride

  42. @kava I'm going to start getting #krunked early today too. I have Ambae's Kava brewing right now. It is not my preferred #kava but I still have some that I must finish.

    I'll probably switch to my preferred kava later: Santo's Pride.

    I'm feeling normal today. Yesterday I was feeling meh for not good reason. 🤷

    Looking forward to the nice effect of kava. :derpface:

    #MentalHealth #anxiety #depression #SantosPride

  43. @kava I'm going to start getting #krunked early today too. I have Ambae's Kava brewing right now. It is not my preferred #kava but I still have some that I must finish.

    I'll probably switch to my preferred kava later: Santo's Pride.

    I'm feeling normal today. Yesterday I was feeling meh for not good reason. 🤷

    Looking forward to the nice effect of kava. :derpface:

    #MentalHealth #anxiety #depression #SantosPride

  44. @kava I'm going to start getting #krunked early today too. I have Ambae's Kava brewing right now. It is not my preferred #kava but I still have some that I must finish.

    I'll probably switch to my preferred kava later: Santo's Pride.

    I'm feeling normal today. Yesterday I was feeling meh for not good reason. 🤷

    Looking forward to the nice effect of kava. :derpface:

    #MentalHealth #anxiety #depression #SantosPride

  45. Today is not a great day mentally speaking. I don't have any precise event I can mention to explain it, but I've been feeling very meh today.

    Not suicidal, in case anyone wonders.

    I'll probably get
    #krunked early. I have to #cook tonight, but I'll try not to kill myself.

    #MentalHealth #meh

  46. Today is not a great day mentally speaking. I don't have any precise event I can mention to explain it, but I've been feeling very meh today.

    Not suicidal, in case anyone wonders.

    I'll probably get
    #krunked early. I have to #cook tonight, but I'll try not to kill myself.

    #MentalHealth #meh

  47. Today is not a great day mentally speaking. I don't have any precise event I can mention to explain it, but I've been feeling very meh today.

    Not suicidal, in case anyone wonders.

    I'll probably get
    #krunked early. I have to #cook tonight, but I'll try not to kill myself.

    #MentalHealth #meh

  48. Pro-tip: If you hear your Mastodon web interface produce bleeps at you, but you don't see any notification... well, it may be a bug.

    However, it is most likely that someone favored your post, but that you set the notification column to show only Mentions. So you don't see the event that triggered the notification.

    Yeah... I was like "WTF is going on" last night. This morning I got one more bleep and I realized my mistake. 😱

    In my defense, such as it is, I had drunk #kava and was #krunked.

    #MastodonWeb #IAmAnIdiot #notifications #bleep

  49. Pro-tip: If you hear your Mastodon web interface produce bleeps at you, but you don't see any notification... well, it may be a bug.

    However, it is most likely that someone favored your post, but that you set the notification column to show only Mentions. So you don't see the event that triggered the notification.

    Yeah... I was like "WTF is going on" last night. This morning I got one more bleep and I realized my mistake. 😱

    In my defense, such as it is, I had drunk #kava and was #krunked.

    #MastodonWeb #IAmAnIdiot #notifications #bleep

  50. Pro-tip: If you hear your Mastodon web interface produce bleeps at you, but you don't see any notification... well, it may be a bug.

    However, it is most likely that someone favored your post, but that you set the notification column to show only Mentions. So you don't see the event that triggered the notification.

    Yeah... I was like "WTF is going on" last night. This morning I got one more bleep and I realized my mistake. 😱

    In my defense, such as it is, I had drunk #kava and was #krunked.

    #MastodonWeb #IAmAnIdiot #notifications #bleep

  51. @kava

    I'm feeling like shit today, so I'm getting #krunked early, to Santo's Pride.

    For those wondering how it feels like, you just feel really #chill for a while. Sometimes I manage to kill my #tinnitus. I wouldn't drive while krunked, but it does not leave you with a hangover like alcohol does.

    #kava #SantosPride

  52. @kava

    I'm feeling like shit today, so I'm getting #krunked early, to Santo's Pride.

    For those wondering how it feels like, you just feel really #chill for a while. Sometimes I manage to kill my #tinnitus. I wouldn't drive while krunked, but it does not leave you with a hangover like alcohol does.

    #kava #SantosPride

  53. @kava

    I'm feeling like shit today, so I'm getting #krunked early, to Santo's Pride.

    For those wondering how it feels like, you just feel really #chill for a while. Sometimes I manage to kill my #tinnitus. I wouldn't drive while krunked, but it does not leave you with a hangover like alcohol does.

    #kava #SantosPride

  54. @benjaminallocco @kava Hey, welcome! I'm most likely going to be in a Zoom group for #austistic folks in about 25 minutes. I'm already pretty #krunked right now, hoping to be social or something.

  55. @benjaminallocco @kava Hey, welcome! I'm most likely going to be in a Zoom group for #austistic folks in about 25 minutes. I'm already pretty #krunked right now, hoping to be social or something.

  56. @benjaminallocco @kava Hey, welcome! I'm most likely going to be in a Zoom group for #austistic folks in about 25 minutes. I'm already pretty #krunked right now, hoping to be social or something.

  57. @benjaminallocco @kava Hey, welcome! I'm most likely going to be in a Zoom group for #austistic folks in about 25 minutes. I'm already pretty #krunked right now, hoping to be social or something.