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  1. 🤣 having a show called "piers morgan uncensored" is like having a perfume called "dog shit, enjoy the aroma" 🤣

    #PiersMorgan #moron #douchenozzle #dogshit

  2. Ah, yes. A beanie hat with integrated Bluetooth speaker.

    This is for the douchenozzle in your life who wants everyone else to enjoy their jackhammer music.

    #Amazon #beanie #Bluetooth #douchenozzle #JackhammerMusic #music

  3. Ah, yes. A beanie hat with integrated Bluetooth speaker.

    This is for the douchenozzle in your life who wants everyone else to enjoy their jackhammer music.

    #Amazon #beanie #Bluetooth #douchenozzle #JackhammerMusic #music

  4. Ah, yes. A beanie hat with integrated Bluetooth speaker.

    This is for the douchenozzle in your life who wants everyone else to enjoy their jackhammer music.

    #Amazon #beanie #Bluetooth #douchenozzle #JackhammerMusic #music

  5. Ah, yes. A beanie hat with integrated Bluetooth speaker.

    This is for the douchenozzle in your life who wants everyone else to enjoy their jackhammer music.

    #Amazon #beanie #Bluetooth #douchenozzle #JackhammerMusic #music

  6. Ah, yes. A beanie hat with integrated Bluetooth speaker.

    This is for the douchenozzle in your life who wants everyone else to enjoy their jackhammer music.

    #Amazon #beanie #Bluetooth #douchenozzle #JackhammerMusic #music

  7. "You're a gay couple."

    "Yes, we are."

    "So, who is the woman?"

    "No one."

    " :catthinking: I don't think I made myself understood, let me try again. WHOOOO ISSSSS THEEEE WOOOOOMAAAAAAN?"

    "NOOOO OOOONEEEE, and that's the point, actually."

    " :surprised_pikachu: "

    "I know a nonbinary couple I'm dying to introduce you to."

    #queer #gay #lgbtqia #nonbinary #couples #douchenozzle

  8. "You're a gay couple."

    "Yes, we are."

    "So, who is the woman?"

    "No one."

    " :catthinking: I don't think I made myself understood, let me try again. WHOOOO ISSSSS THEEEE WOOOOOMAAAAAAN?"

    "NOOOO OOOONEEEE, and that's the point, actually."

    " :surprised_pikachu: "

    "I know a nonbinary couple I'm dying to introduce you to."

    #queer #gay #lgbtqia #nonbinary #couples #douchenozzle

  9. "You're a gay couple."

    "Yes, we are."

    "So, who is the woman?"

    "No one."

    " :catthinking: I don't think I made myself understood, let me try again. WHOOOO ISSSSS THEEEE WOOOOOMAAAAAAN?"

    "NOOOO OOOONEEEE, and that's the point, actually."

    " :surprised_pikachu: "

    "I know a nonbinary couple I'm dying to introduce you to."

    #queer #gay #lgbtqia #nonbinary #couples #douchenozzle

  10. "You're a gay couple."

    "Yes, we are."

    "So, who is the woman?"

    "No one."

    " :catthinking: I don't think I made myself understood, let me try again. WHOOOO ISSSSS THEEEE WOOOOOMAAAAAAN?"

    "NOOOO OOOONEEEE, and that's the point, actually."

    " :surprised_pikachu: "

    "I know a nonbinary couple I'm dying to introduce you to."

    #queer #gay #lgbtqia #nonbinary #couples #douchenozzle

  11. "You're a gay couple."

    "Yes, we are."

    "So, who is the woman?"

    "No one."

    " :catthinking: I don't think I made myself understood, let me try again. WHOOOO ISSSSS THEEEE WOOOOOMAAAAAAN?"

    "NOOOO OOOONEEEE, and that's the point, actually."

    " :surprised_pikachu: "

    "I know a nonbinary couple I'm dying to introduce you to."

    #queer #gay #lgbtqia #nonbinary #couples #douchenozzle

  12. "Biden casts the election as prom night for the voters who ‘brung me to the dance’"

    Brung?

    I've searched for Biden's usage of this non-standard form, and I cannot find any other source than AP. No other article. No video. Nothing. (Be careful if you do your own search, some articles are the AP article under a new skin.)

    It really feels like the AP decided to act as a douchenozzle here, and play the ageism card.

    Bravo asshats!

    Here's an article on the distinction:

    merriam-webster.com/grammar/us

    #USNews #USPol #JoeBiden #APNews #douchenozzle #ageism #asshats

    apnews.com/article/biden-dance

  13. "Biden casts the election as prom night for the voters who ‘brung me to the dance’"

    Brung?

    I've searched for Biden's usage of this non-standard form, and I cannot find any other source than AP. No other article. No video. Nothing. (Be careful if you do your own search, some articles are the AP article under a new skin.)

    It really feels like the AP decided to act as a douchenozzle here, and play the ageism card.

    Bravo asshats!

    Here's an article on the distinction:

    merriam-webster.com/grammar/us

    #USNews #USPol #JoeBiden #APNews #douchenozzle #ageism #asshats

    apnews.com/article/biden-dance

  14. "Biden casts the election as prom night for the voters who ‘brung me to the dance’"

    Brung?

    I've searched for Biden's usage of this non-standard form, and I cannot find any other source than AP. No other article. No video. Nothing. (Be careful if you do your own search, some articles are the AP article under a new skin.)

    It really feels like the AP decided to act as a douchenozzle here, and play the ageism card.

    Bravo asshats!

    Here's an article on the distinction:

    merriam-webster.com/grammar/us

    #USNews #USPol #JoeBiden #APNews #douchenozzle #ageism #asshats

    apnews.com/article/biden-dance

  15. "Biden casts the election as prom night for the voters who ‘brung me to the dance’"

    Brung?

    I've searched for Biden's usage of this non-standard form, and I cannot find any other source than AP. No other article. No video. Nothing. (Be careful if you do your own search, some articles are the AP article under a new skin.)

    It really feels like the AP decided to act as a douchenozzle here, and play the ageism card.

    Bravo asshats!

    Here's an article on the distinction:

    merriam-webster.com/grammar/us

    #USNews #USPol #JoeBiden #APNews #douchenozzle #ageism #asshats

    apnews.com/article/biden-dance

  16. "Biden casts the election as prom night for the voters who ‘brung me to the dance’"

    Brung?

    I've searched for Biden's usage of this non-standard form, and I cannot find any other source than AP. No other article. No video. Nothing. (Be careful if you do your own search, some articles are the AP article under a new skin.)

    It really feels like the AP decided to act as a douchenozzle here, and play the ageism card.

    Bravo asshats!

    Here's an article on the distinction:

    merriam-webster.com/grammar/us

    #USNews #USPol #JoeBiden #APNews #douchenozzle #ageism #asshats

    apnews.com/article/biden-dance

  17. So what's the latest that #douchenozzle #spacekaren is doing today? I can't bare to look through the twindow.